Tha Jokes
26 tha jokes and hilarious tha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tha Short Jokes
Short tha jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tha humour may include short tho jokes also.
- So Mario is talking to Luigi. "So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it's a not you, it's a me! mario!"
- So the Jamaican said to the Arab.. "Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?" The Arab replied "Yemen!'
- Man walks into a doctor's office Doc: Sir, I'm afraid that you have a very serious case of... onomatopoeia
Patient: Oh no! is tha-
Doc: Yes... it's exactly what it sounds like - Tha Apple car will be the first car that will slow down when they release a new model. They said this is a joke.. I'm not sure..
- I will never forget the last thing my grandma said to me right before she died on her death bed in the hospital? Dont pull tha.......
- Warning, you'll only get this if you understand a rudimentary amount of ancient Greek. When an ancient Athenian was asked whether he preferred the sand or the sea, he replied:
Tha latta - Where is the best place to punch a Mad Titan who is wearing the Infinity Gauntlet? THA NOS (i'll just show myself out)
- Back in the days of the USSR, the optimists studied english, the pessimists - russian. Tha realists - AK-47...
- pirates whats a pirates favorite letter?
arrrrrrgh
Aye, you think it'd be the r, but really its tha sea - Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar? Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
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Tha One Liners
Which tha one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tha? I can suggest the ones about yer and .
- Why is medusa tha sexiest woman? One look at her and youre rock hard!
- What do root vegetables do at tha club? Turnip
- Where do rappers go to get pets? Tha Dogg Pound
- What would King T'challas be if he had asthma? The Black Pant-tha.
Hilarious Fun Tha Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about tha you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tha pranks.
Doctor's orders for more peace in your life
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives after this election, we should always finish things we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished.
I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Three Priest are deciding what to do with the church donations for the week
One priest suggests that they draw a circle, throw all the money in tha air and whatever lands inside the circle they give to God. The second priest suggests that they draw a circle, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle they give to God. The third priest suggests that they simply throw the money into the air, and whatever God wants he takes.
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"
A salesman with a bad lisp...
came to my front door today. He was giving away a coupon for either free cologne or a free abortion. When I confronted him about it, he simply explained "Eidah way, you're gonna clear tha w**...."
(Sorry if Tha Joke was already taken) An American and a Soviet Russian...
Were Talking About Their Countries Freedom of Freedom and Rights , The American said : "Mr Kutznesova , in the Usa i can go right into the White House and say to President Ronald Reagan that he's way to Manage the Country isnt Right for Me " . The Russian Guy replied : " Mr Smith , i can also go to my President Gorbacev and say that i don't like the Way Ronald Reagan manages his Country".
A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? It's not bin it's sen lately."
A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? It's not bin it's sen lately." 'Sure.' says the vet. 'First things first, Is it a Tom?' "Nah" he replies "I've got it 'ere wi me"
Self-proclaimed "west virginia backwoods r**..." told me these were the best jokes ever, tha. Waid "birds's gotta eat, just like a worm."
what do you call a deer with no eyes? ... .
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
So a French man was diagnosed with lung Cancer and only have 2 months to live.
He didn't want to die leaving his familly with no money, so he decided to rob the federal bank. When he told his friend about his plan, tha latter asked why was he doing something so dangerous for the sake of his familly.
The guy replied ''I've got nothing Toulouse!''
I GOT MONEY IN THA BANK!
But I'm not really trying to take it out right now because I have it in a high-yield savings account with 1.05% daily compounded interest