The Best 9 Textile Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Textile jokes. There are some textile cotton jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these textile garment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Textile Jokes and Puns

India has decided to boycott Chinese products on all fronts to protest the latter's stand on disputed territories and their failure to inform India on the Coronavirus.

Meanwhile, Chinese textile mills are rolling out an all-new clothing line: "Boycott China" and are anticipating great demand from India.

Did you hear about the 120-year-old textile worker?

He dyed.

Did you hear about the fire at the flame retardant textile manufacturer?

Someone left the irony on...

What did the textile workers do after their shift?

Nothing, they just loomed around.

Textile Mill Heist

Earlier today police apprehended a criminal who had loaded an industrial-sized loom and 10 cubic meters of wool onto a truck in an attempted robbery of a local textile factory.

Police became suspicious of the truck when they noticed the driver weaving all over the road.


A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke.

But they ran out of material.

Did you hear about the clown on the loose in the textile factory?

The manager was in stitches

My textiles teacher is not an early riser.

She loves lining.

What does a textile work say when he dyes clothes?

Indigo.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the textile manufacture jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working textile infer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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