The Best 35 Textbook Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Textbook jokes. There are some textbook handbook jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Textbook Jokes and Puns

I found a discount code hidden in the pages of my economics textbook

Now that's a marginal benefit

Did you hear about the poor chap who got smashed in the head by a grammar textbook?

He remains in a comma.

Today, in math class,

I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted.

Loudly.

Textbook joke, Today, in math class,

Did you hear about the guy who didn't buy his school books until the middle of the semester?

He's a textbook procrastinator

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Put it in a science textbook.


Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz?

Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready!

Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read?

Student: Nunavut!

Textbook joke, Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz?

If you have 99 problems…

…you're a math textbook.

According to my textbook, The old Greek currency was called Drachmae

but apparently now they use a currency called *whoosh*

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D

I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

Saw this in a Textbook today

What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them

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My university lecturer makes all of his students buy his book at the beginning of the term.

It's textbook economics.

The podiatry textbook used footnotes

while the proctology textbook used endnotes.

I want a textbook wedding.

One that costs way too much and is of no use to me later in life.

A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar.

*[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*

I can't decide if I should get the book recommended in the syllabus or the less expensive previous edition.

I'm a textbook over-thinker

Textbook joke, I can't decide if I should get the book recommended in the syllabus or the less expensive previous e

A man goes to the doctor and he says "Doctor, Doctor you've got to help me...

A man goes to the doctor and he says "Doctor, Doctor you've got to help me, I can't stop singing what's new pussycat"

The doctor says "Seems like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome"

The man says "Well, what is it? Is it rare"

And the doctor goes "Well, It's not unusual"

My Girlfriends asked me why the Body cells go through Meiosis and why her textbook sexualized them.

I replied "Sex Cells."

Muslims are spreading their religion to the roots of society

Textbook Radicle Islam.


Today Sean Spicer said Hitler never used chemical weapons

Glad to see the new Betsy DeVos textbook are being read already.

Never judge a book by its cover..

My Math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves... I did not enjoy myself at all.

Are you a math textbook?

Because you're a lot of problems!

(Not mine, I heard it)

I was dating a math textbook for a while. Things have been kind of rough lately, and last night I decided to break it off.

There were just too many problems.

I want my boyfriend to treat me like a textbook

spend a lot of money on me and then never touch me after

My really old textbook fell apart today.

It was bound to happen.

It always shocks me when people say republicans are anti-communists

With trying to make abortions illegal, get rid of birth control, defund planned parenthood, those all are textbook examples of seizing the means of reproduction.

The author of a college textbook writes a joke with the setup: "Suppose that there is a bird in your hand."

The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.

A mathematician and a textbook reader walk into a bar.

My ex is like a McGraw-Hill textbook

She's impossible to understand and has way too many problems

I just got my math textbook for College Trig, and it's a little emo

It's called *I Write Sines Not Trajectories*

There was a printing error on my textbook about the French revolution

All the headings got cut off.

I beat up some people with an algebra textbook and was arrested

I was charged with using a Weapon of Math Instruction

(Hoping this is somewhat original)

Hey, man, are you full of problems?

Cause you're a math textbook

Its the year 2500 and students are in history.

A student asks the teacher why is there a gap in the textbook between 1990 and 1999 and the teacher answers because only 90's kids remember.

Fun fact: Having friends gives you memory loss.

I read this in a textbook on page 53 at 4:37 PM on Friday May 12, 2006

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