Tether Jokes
3 tether jokes and hilarious tether puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tether that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Tether Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Two friends had just finished fishing...
...and were rowing their boat back to the docks. When they arrived, the first friend got out and started to tether the boat to the nearest wooden pole. As he was doing so, he noticed that the rope was well-worn and had the potential to snap any moment. For the time being, he decided to tie up the boat and handle it later. The second friend got out of the boat and, seeing how dangerously the boat was tied, asked the first friend: "Will that...thing hold?"
The first friend shook his head, pointing to where the rope was tied. "A frayed knot."
What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole? ...
... stopping it with a shovel
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