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Tetanus Shot Jokes

4 tetanus shot jokes and hilarious tetanus shot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tetanus shot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Tetanus Shot Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good tetanus shot joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If people went shopping like they do in RPG games, shop owners would be rich

"I'll take 99 boxes of Tylenol, 99 tetanus shots, 99 vials of clear eyes, and what's in that little box over there? screw it -I'll take 99 of them as well."
"Very good sir, may I ask what you will be using these for?"
"Who says I'm gonna use them?"

A new nurse listened while Dr. Bryce was yelling...

..."Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."

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LPT: When someone asks you to do something you haven't done in a while, be sure to say

Hope you got your tetanus shot because I'm a little rusty.

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