The Best 7 Tetanus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tetanus jokes. There are some tetanus jager jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tetanus hepatitis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tetanus Jokes and Puns

If people went shopping like they do in RPG games, shop owners would be rich

"I'll take 99 boxes of Tylenol, 99 tetanus shots, 99 vials of clear eyes, and what's in that little box over there? screw it -I'll take 99 of them as well."

"Very good sir, may I ask what you will be using these for?"

"Who says I'm gonna use them?"

A new nurse listened while Dr. Bryce was yelling...

..."Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"

The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"

The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."

Tetanus isn't actually caused by rusty objects, but by bacteria in dirt, which we often associate with rusty nails and tools that can introduce the bacteria through wounds.

This is why tetanus vaccines are so important. For anti-vaxxers, that truth could be hard to swallow.

Any appreciation for lockjaw puns?

I was just diagnosed with tetanus

Guess I'm gettimg rusty in my old age

Why does Festivus use an aluminum pole?

Because if you use a pole that can rust you don't get Festivus you get Tetanus.


Why was the anti vaxers 4 year old crying

The spasms from tetanus caused a lot of pain in the iron lung.

LPT: When someone asks you to do something you haven't done in a while, be sure to say

Hope you got your tetanus shot because I'm a little rusty.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tetanus morphine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tetanus polio piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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