Testosterone Jokes

What are some Testosterone jokes?

WARNING: Men should avoid drinking beer

Beer contains phytoestrogens that increase the female hormone estrogen in men, lowering their testosterone levels.

In fact it has been proven that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

In a study 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

Why did Bill Clinton say NO to testosterone meds?

He was afraid of ending up like Hillary.

First person shooters really bring out the testosterone in you.

I told my girlfriend.

As she put on the strap-on

If white guys have testosterone, what do black guys have?

Testos-Tyrone

what does lgbt stand for?

likely getting bad testosterone

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

What's Big, Yellow and full of testosterone?

The boy's wrestling bus

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