Testimony Jokes

18 testimony jokes and hilarious testimony puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about testimony that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Testimony Short Jokes

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  1. Bill Cosby's lawyer fell asleep during testimony... Apparently he and Bill had a lunch date earlier.
  2. Concerning Michael Flynn The real question on republicans minds right now: what happens to the validity of Flynn's testimony when he gets autism after receiving immunity?
  3. Comey's Testimony Director Comey, using this doll, please show the Senators where the President touched you.
  4. Last week the Black Eyed Peas had to give a sworn testimony in court. It was a fergalicious deposition
  5. An amateur comedian gets stabbed by another experienced comic, Police arrest the experienced comic and in his testimonial, he had written Well, he took a stab at humor first!
  6. I am writing books about a boy who goes around accusing people of crimes based on anonymous testimony. I'm calling it *Wikipedia Brown *.
  7. My Friendster account was hacked. Now I'm being extorted for all those testimonials I wrote. Said no one ever.
  8. An Interview Chunnu : How was your interview?
    Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial.
    Chunnu : So?
    Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.
  9. Is Brett Kavanaugh hard of hearing or something? Everytime he hears a testimony, he just keeps asking, "Pardon? Pardon?"
  10. Did you hear about the heart warming emotional testimony the m**... gave at his trial? Even the jury was touched.

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Testimony One Liners

Which testimony one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with testimony? I can suggest the ones about witness and evidence.

  1. Did any news come out of Attorney General Jeff Sessions testimony? I don't recall.
  2. Someone told me testimony is unreliable I don't believe them.
  3. His testimony was like a 0 on a core i9.... It was fast...but every bit was false.
  4. My son has an exam coming up about the court of law. I'll testimony when he wants to be.
  5. Thank goodness! Testimony from your parrot is not admissible in court.
  6. All of my family is in jail for the same reason... My testimony
  7. Snapchat's new Congressional Testimony filter definitely... ...hit's the mark

Testimony joke, Snapchat's new  Congressional Testimony  filter definitely...

Uplifting Testimony Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about testimony you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean proof jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make testimony pranks.

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Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, 'What trip?'

I won my first case as a defense attorney. My client was mute and accused of m**....

His testimony proved to be a sufficient grunt for dismissal.

Testimony joke, My Friendster account was hacked. Now I'm being extorted for all those testimonials I wrote.