The Best 10 Testify Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Testify jokes. There are some testify lawsuit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these testify prosecutor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Testify Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court?

When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

My wife told me she was going to do something to me with her mouth that would make me scream.

Turns out she meant she was going to testify against me in open court.

Mr. Marcus was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense.

"You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?" The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?" The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."

Testify joke, Mr. Marcus was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

"Mr. Sessions, thank you for agreeing to testify before us today. Could you please tell us, what did you discuss with the Russian ambassador?"

"Our grandchildren."


What do you call a defendant who won't testify at their own trial?

An inmate.

What do you call a group of people called to testify at the Salem witch trials?

Witchnesses.

Testify joke, What do you call a group of people called to testify at the Salem witch trials?

A sentient sewer system was taken to court after abonding its duties. However it couldn't testify.

It had taken a valve of silence!

The criminal agreed to testify, but his statements were lies.

He sang off key.

I had to testify against a religious murderer

I can't talk much about it, but I'm now in the Jehova witness protection program

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the testify accusations jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working testify court piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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