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Did you hear about the h**... who was called to testify in court?
When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
My wife told me she was going to do something to me with her mouth that would make me scream.
Turns out she meant she was going to testify against me in open court.
Mr. Marcus was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense.
"You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?" The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?" The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."
"Mr. Sessions, thank you for agreeing to testify before us today. Could you please tell us, what did you discuss with the Russian ambassador?"
"Our grandchildren."
Why did the tear testify in court?
Because he was an eye wetness.
What do you call a defendant who won't testify at their own trial?
An inmate.
What do you call a group of people called to testify at the Salem witch trials?
Witchnesses.
A sentient sewer system was taken to court after abonding its duties. However it couldn't testify.
It had taken a valve of silence!
The criminal agreed to testify, but his statements were lies.
He sang off key.
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