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43 testicular jokes and hilarious testicular puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about testicular that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you enjoy lighthearted jokes? Look no further than this article, which covers all the hilarious quips that have to do with testicles. From testicular cancer, to testicular torsion, to softball, to Shaggy and even tumors, get ready to have a laugh!

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Popular Testicular Short Jokes

Short testicular jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The testicular humour may include short prostate jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the testicular cancer survivor who won the lottery? ...when he found out, the guy went nut.
  2. The Testicular Cancer Clinic called me and said, Did you get our email? I said No . They said, Maybe you should check your junk.
  3. Did you ever get two pieces of shocking news at once? I just found out my sister was diagnosed with testicular cancer.
  4. Doctor: Sir.... Patient: It's MA'AM. I identify as a female
    Doctor: Okay Ma'am. You have testicular cancer.
  5. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" To which the horse replies "I have testicular cancer".
  6. Last week a young boy saved a priests life in the United States... ... he discovered the priest had early stage testicular cancer...
  7. At the doctor's office Dr: Sir I have unfortunate n...
    Patient: IT'S MA'AM!!!
    Dr: Ma'am you have testicular cancer.
  8. I had always thought becoming sterile through testicular trauma was the same as having a vasectomy Turns out, there's a vas deferens
  9. The clinic where I had my recent testicular cancer exam called me and asked, Did you get our email? Rather alarmed, I exclaimed, No! What should I do!?" They replied... You better check your junk.
  10. Testicular cancer joke? Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email?
    Me: No... why?
    Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk.

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Testicular One Liners

Which testicular one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with testicular? I can suggest the ones about reproductive and abdominal.

  1. When is a testicular tumor like a bingo ball? when it's B-9
  2. I was an exchange student in Chernobyl... There were so many extra-testicular activities
  3. How can you tell if Santa has testicular cancer? ...by checking his sack.
  4. I have testicular cancer, my first thought: Aw, nuts
  5. Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer
  6. What body of water is full of testicular mites? The Baltic Sea.
  7. I once knew a guy who had testicular cancer He's healty now; he beat it off.
  8. Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball? Testicular cancer
  9. What's it called when a man gets his c**... kicked. Testicular Manslaughter.

Testicular Cancer Jokes

Here is a list of funny testicular cancer jokes and even better testicular cancer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I am going to organize a dance/fundraiser for testicular cancer So everyone please come to the "Ball Cancer Cancer Ball"!
  • PSA: You should all donate money to testicular cancer research. It's a no-ball cause.
    (But seriously you should)
  • I saw a sign that said Beat Testicular Cancer! I thought to myself maybe "Beating" it, was the problem to start with.
  • Doctor: Sir Doctor:Sir
    Trap: It's MA'AM!!!
    Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am you have testicular cancer
  • I had testicular cancer a few years ago. It was pretty tough, especially when they had to remove my left nut. It's okay, I'm all right now

Testicular Torsion Jokes

Here is a list of funny testicular torsion jokes and even better testicular torsion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Recently, I watched a movie where the protagonist died from testicular torsion Didn't really expect that twist
  • What have testicular torsion and a day at universal adventures got in common? You are probably going to end up having a ball.
  • A student asked for a makeup exam due to being hospitalized for testicular torsion. Can you believe the b**... on this guy?

    Note: the setup to the punchline is real.
Testicular joke, A student asked for a makeup exam due to being hospitalized for testicular torsion.

Testicular joke, A student asked for a makeup exam due to being hospitalized for testicular torsion.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about testicular can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of testicular puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about testicular you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fetal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make testicular prank.

I wish everyone would lay off Lance Armstrong. What an amazing achievement to recover from testicular cancer and win the tour de France 7 consecutive times. I don't care he used drugs....

when I was on drugs I couldn't even find my bike.

The first testicular guard was used in Cricket...

The first testicular guard was used in Cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

A little girl lives next to a fire house...

She admires the fire fighters so much she makes her own firetruck. It consists of her wagon, with the team of her cat in front with a string tied to his t**..., and her dog which lacks the testicular string, however has a harness and reins for her to lead him with. The firefighters see it, and have to ask why the string on the cat. She replies "I need a siren too."

The first testicular guard, the "cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

That means that it only took 100 years for men to figure out that their brain is also important.
Quit laughing.

Men are more susceptible to the covid19 coronavirus

Men could be more susceptible to Covid-19 because testicular tissue generates proteins the virus likes to latch onto.
It's got you by the b**....

I need two personal drivers because of my elephantitis.

I can't fit into a single car because of my testicular elephantitis.
The other driver is a great bloke but the other one drives me nuts.

Testicular joke, A student asked for a makeup exam due to being hospitalized for testicular torsion.

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The impact of these testicular jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.