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Funniest Testicular Cancer Short Jokes

Short testicular cancer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The testicular cancer humour may include short testicular jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the testicular cancer survivor who won the lottery? ...when he found out, the guy went nut.
  2. The Testicular Cancer Clinic called me and said, Did you get our email? I said No . They said, Maybe you should check your junk.
  3. Did you ever get two pieces of shocking news at once? I just found out my sister was diagnosed with testicular cancer.
  4. Doctor: Sir.... Patient: It's MA'AM. I identify as a female
    Doctor: Okay Ma'am. You have testicular cancer.
  5. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" To which the horse replies "I have testicular cancer".
  6. Last week a young boy saved a priests life in the United States... ... he discovered the priest had early stage testicular cancer...
  7. At the doctor's office Dr: Sir I have unfortunate n...
    Patient: IT'S MA'AM!!!
    Dr: Ma'am you have testicular cancer.
  8. The clinic where I had my recent testicular cancer exam called me and asked, Did you get our email? Rather alarmed, I exclaimed, No! What should I do!?" They replied... You better check your junk.
  9. Testicular cancer joke? Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email?
    Me: No... why?
    Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk.
  10. I am going to organize a dance/fundraiser for testicular cancer So everyone please come to the "Ball Cancer Cancer Ball"!

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Testicular Cancer One Liners

Which testicular cancer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with testicular cancer? I can suggest the ones about prostate cancer and breast cancer.

  1. How can you tell if Santa has testicular cancer? ...by checking his sack.
  2. I have testicular cancer, my first thought: Aw, nuts
  3. Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer
  4. I once knew a guy who had testicular cancer He's healty now; he beat it off.
  5. Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball? Testicular cancer

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What funny jokes about testicular cancer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cancerous tumor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make testicular cancer pranks.

I wish everyone would lay off Lance Armstrong. What an amazing achievement to recover from testicular cancer and win the tour de France 7 consecutive times. I don't care he used drugs....

when I was on drugs I couldn't even find my bike.

PSA: You should all donate money to testicular cancer research.

It's a no-ball cause.
(But seriously you should)

I saw a sign that said Beat Testicular Cancer!

I thought to myself maybe "Beating" it, was the problem to start with.

Doctor: Sir

Doctor:Sir
Trap: It's MA'AM!!!
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am you have testicular cancer

I had testicular cancer a few years ago. It was pretty tough, especially when they had to remove my left nut.

It's okay, I'm all right now