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but I thought it would be too sacrilegious.
What did the right testlcle say to the left?
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
She admires the fire fighters so much she makes her own firetruck. It consists of her wagon, with the team of her cat in front with a string tied to his testicles, and her dog which lacks the testicular string, however has a harness and reins for her to lead him with. The firefighters see it, and have to ask why the string on the cat. She replies "I need a siren too."
is called a eunuchorn
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.
"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"
Because, she replied, "I miss mine."
Not really. There's a vas deferens between the two.
The pirate walks in and tells the doc he's having an issue down below.
He drops his pants and the doc says, "My god there's your problem! You have a steering wheel attached to your testicles!"
The pirate responds, "ARRR IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"
Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles?
They are sacreligious.
"Sir, I'm going to need you to remove the strap from around that horse's testicles. That's just inhumane."
"WHAT'S HE SAYIN'?", the old man asked his wife.
"I think there might be something wrong with the emergency brake."
Sacrilegious.
An anorchy...
...I swear, that one KILLED at the urology convention
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Unfortunately for the dog, the rope was tied around the dog's testicles. I thought I'd give him some advice, so I walked on over.
"Now son, your dog would pull you
much faster if the rope was around his neck."
The little boy looked at me, and replied matter-of-factly, "Yes, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
The Great Lao-Tzu said:
"It is only when you see a mosquito
landing on your testicles that you realize
there is always a way to
solve problems without using violence.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
Testicles.
They're under a buck.
Diez nuts!
People say he was half-nuts.
Peanuts
Deer testicles.
They're under a Buck.
Two testicles.
It was nuts.
If the right nut can't agree with the left nut. We can't produce.
To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries.
I enter my name as "3 testicles".
That way, occasionally the monitor says "Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.
A peanut butter bee-nut putter.
**French**: This chair is feminine. "La Chaise"
**Italian**: This chair is feminine! "La Sedia"
**German**: This chair is masculine. "Der Stuhl"
**English**: This chair is an object, I don't see how it has a gender.
**Japanese**: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up calling your mother a pair of rotten testicles instead.
Is one of them meant to be bigger than the others.
A eunuch horn.
A couple of drinks later, the american flips a coin high in the air and shoots a hole through with a revolver, shouting
- BILL, BUFFALO BILL
A moment later the russian whips out three testicles and shouts:
- BILL, CHERNOBILL
One seems to be bigger than the others
Doctor: You got two different testicles. One is made of wood and the other one is metal.
Man: * **surprised** *
Doctor: Do you have children?
Man: Yes, two - Pinocchio is 3 and Terminator will be 7 soon.
He throws a coin up in the air, shoots at it three times, and says "My name is Bill, Buffalo Bill". After the cowboy, a stranger stands up, pulls down his pants, showing three testicles and says "My name is Bill, Cherno Bill".
Thunderballs
If anyone hurts mine then I'm bound to cry.
Hangs lower than the other two?
But then I realized there is a vas deferens between them.
Still, the wedding presents were amazing
Should one of them be lower than the other three?
He said "God, all the creatures have their mates but I am alone".
God thought for a minute and said "I will make you a perfect companion. She will be lovely, kind, attentive and will fulfill your every desire. I'll need from you two fingers, a kidney and one of your testicles".
Adam thought for a minute and said "What can I get for a rib?"
It's true that there's a vas deferens between them
Let's face it, if God is really a male, testicles would be protected by titanium rib-cages..
In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull's testicles.
One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: Funny, why are they so small today?
The waiter: Today, sir, the bull won.
**Bartender:** Uh (pointing down), you know you have a ship's wheel hanging from your testicles?
**Pirate:** Aye! (nodding his head while removing his pipe), and it's driving me nuts.
His peanuts
One eye witness was quoted as saying "It was pretty nuts!"
A 3-year old boy is looking at his testicles in the bathtub and asks his mom, are these my brains? To which his mother reply's not yet sweetie
It's pretty nuts.
I'm sure Jerry Lee Lewis wrote a song about that.
Testicles
He said I have Hazelnuts.
I'm sorry, son. It's a serious case of cerebral ballsy.
So now when I finish I actually coconut
Mom He asked Are these my brains
Not yet She replied
...but there is a vas deferens between them.
He was too shy to speak up, so the doctor suggested: Try using indirect words .
Finally encouraged, the man revealed: Your balls and mine, put together will make five .
The doctor gasped and exclaimed: What? You have FOUR balls?!
Nuts and volts.
Mrs. Miller and Mrs. Yoder are in the garden digging potatoes. Mrs Miller holds a large potato in each hand and says These remind me of my husband Kaleb's testicles .
Mrs Yoder says Oh goodness...they are that big???
Mrs. Miller says No..,they're that dirty.
After the operation, the doctor meets him in the recovery room.
"Sir, the operation was successful but I have bad news. We accidentally removed your testicles during the surgery."
The man was immediately furious.
"You bastards! You dumb idiots! I'll kill you for this!"
The surgeon calmly replies "Now sir, you don't have the balls."
Because together they are cojones
A cheap alternative would be deer testicles, which one can easily find under a buck.
Pretty nuts right?
Nothing. There's a vas deferens between the two.
Testicles!
That's how serious he is about mashed potato.
Nowadays I lack the balls to do so
I don't know but it sounds sacriligious to me.
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