Testicles Jokes
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What do your parents' car and t**... have in common?
Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
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Two kids were talking together.
First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands."
Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?"
First: "Yes, of course."
Second: "Those are my daddy's t**...."
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn'
t a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris t**....
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I was going to get a tattoo of a cross on my t**...,
but I thought it would be too sacrilegious.
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Talking t**...
What did the right testlcle say to the left?
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
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What do you call a Russian man with three t**...?
Mr. Whodyounickabollockov
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Tender touching
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great s**..., she spent the next hour just rubbing his t**... -- something she loved to do.
"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"
Because, she replied, "I miss mine."
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Cats and ladders
A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fire-fighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," he said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied. The fire-fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's t**....
"Little partner," the fire-fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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Last day for your taxes
A man walked into a restaurant with his young son. He gave the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy started choking, going blue in the face. The father realized the boy had swallowed the nickels and started slapping him on the back. The boy coughed up 2 of the nickels, but kept choking.
Looking at his son, the father panicked and shouted for help.
A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business suit was sitting at the coffee bar reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looked up, put her coffee cup down, neatly folded the newspaper and placed it on the counter, got up from her seat and made her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully dropped his pants, took hold of the boy's t**... and started to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulsed violently and coughed up the last nickel, which the woman deftly caught in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's t**..., the woman handed the nickel to the father and walked back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he was sure that his son had suffered no ill effects, the father rushed over to the woman and started thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
No," the woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."
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One I came up with today.
Did you hear about the new cult that worships t**...?
They are sacreligious.
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A police officer pulled over an Amish couple in a buggy
"Sir, I'm going to need you to remove the strap from around that horse's t**.... That's just inhumane."
"WHAT'S HE SAYIN'?", the old man asked his wife.
"I think there might be something wrong with the emergency brake."
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What do you call someone who worships t**...?
Sacrilegious.
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Today I saw a squirrels t**....
It was nuts.
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What do you call a society governed by men with no t**...?
An anorchy...
...I swear, that one KILLED at the urology convention
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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?
Because the t**...
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They say my face reminds everyone of diseased t**...
...so it looks like Movember's going pretty well!
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You know you're an old man when you passing, and you feel it on your own t**....
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Confucius Say
It is only when a mosquito lands on your t**... that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.
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I'm a lot like a pair of t**....
Cause I'm nuts in the sack.
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My friend's new Thai wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...
Apparently, it's so bad, its spread to her t**....
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There's a sale on deer t**....
They're under a buck.
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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 t**...?
Diez nuts!
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Testicles One Liners
Which testicles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with testicles? I can suggest the ones about hernia and prostate.
- What do you call the t**... of a peacock? His peanuts
- Is it normal if one of my t**... Hangs lower than the other two?
- What do you call someone who worships t**...? Sacrilegious.
- What is it called when a spanish man has 10 t**...? Diez nuts!
- Children are like t**.... If anyone hurts mine then I'm bound to cry.
- What does Zeus call his t**...? Thunderballs
- How do you test if you are ticklish? t**...!
- I named both my t**... Co So now when I finish I actually coconut
- Who is the Greek god of fertility? t**...
- What do you get when you stick your t**... onto an electrical socket? Nuts and volts.
- What do you a call a peas t**...? Peanuts
- Hercules had a brother who was way ballsier than he was. t**...
- Dumb Joke How do you describe a man who's super confident in his genitalia?
Ego-t**.... - Why have I named each of my t**... Jones? Because together they are cojones
- What do you call a rhino with no t**...? A e**... horn.
