The Best 9 Testicle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Testicle jokes. There are some testicle nutsack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these testicle ovaries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Testicle Jokes and Puns

Testicles are like grandparents.

You don't really pay them too much attention, but you miss them when they're gone.

How many testicles does an Oak have?


Two different testicles

Doctor: You got two different testicles. One is made of wood and the other one is metal.

Man: * **surprised** *

Doctor: Do you have children?

Man: Yes, two - Pinocchio is 3 and Terminator will be 7 soon.

Testicle joke, Two different testicles

What are testicles?

They're life in a nutshell.

Why can't testicles and prostates ever get together?

They have a vas deferens between them.

Why are an old man's testicles like a chariot?

Because both swing low.

A man's testicles and his urethra are two very dissimilar things...

It's true that there's a vas deferens between them

Testicle joke, A man's testicles and his urethra are two very dissimilar things...

You can't tell testicles and ovaries apart?

...there's a vas deferens.

What do the testicles and prostate have in common?

Nothing. There's a vas deferens between the two.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the testicle severity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working testicle squeeze piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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