The Best 17 Testic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Testic jokes. There are some testic oxygen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these testic scrotum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Testic Jokes and Puns

When is a testicular tumor like a bingo ball?

when it's B-9

Testicular cancer joke?

Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email?
Me: No... why?
Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk.

The first testicular guard was used in Cricket...

The first testicular guard was used in Cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

Testic joke, The first testicular guard was used in Cricket...

What have testicular torsion and a day at universal adventures got in common?

You are probably going to end up having a ball.

The first testicular guard, the "cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

That means that it only took 100 years for men to figure out that their brain is also important.

Quit laughing.

Testicles are like grandparents.

You don't really pay them too much attention, but you miss them when they're gone.

How many testicles does an Oak have?


Testic joke, How many testicles does an Oak have?

Two different testicles

Doctor: You got two different testicles. One is made of wood and the other one is metal.

Man: * **surprised** *

Doctor: Do you have children?

Man: Yes, two - Pinocchio is 3 and Terminator will be 7 soon.

What are testicles?

They're life in a nutshell.

Why can't testicles and prostates ever get together?

They have a vas deferens between them.

Why are an old man's testicles like a chariot?

Because both swing low.

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A man's testicles and his urethra are two very dissimilar things...

It's true that there's a vas deferens between them

You can't tell testicles and ovaries apart?

...there's a vas deferens.

I have testicular cancer, my first thought:

Aw, nuts

I had testicular cancer a few years ago. It was pretty tough, especially when they had to remove my left nut.

It's okay, I'm all right now

The Testicular Cancer Clinic called me and said, Did you get our email? I said No .

They said, Maybe you should check your junk.

What do the testicles and prostate have in common?

Nothing. There's a vas deferens between the two.

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