The Best 5 Testes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Testes jokes. There are some testes gland jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these testes ovaries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Testes Jokes and Puns

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

I don't always neuter my animals...

But when I do...

I take dos testes

Don't get confused between the testes and the urethra.

There's a vas deferens between them.

What did the most interesting veterenarian in the world say to his date?

I don't always neuter, but when I do, I take those testes.

A latin joke

Titus: Markus, legistis pleiades?
Markus: pleiades quest
Titus: pleiades testes in ore tuo.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the testes sobriety test jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working testes the test piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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