Test Tube Jokes
31 test tube jokes and hilarious test tube puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about test tube that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Test Tube Short Jokes
Short test tube jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The test tube humour may include short beaker jokes also.
- Israel and Palestine cooperatively mixed liquids and gases in a test tube today They were trying out a two state solution
- I was shell-shocked when my neighbours brought home a test-tube baby... ...I did not know that test-tubes can reproduce.
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Test Tube One Liners
Which test tube one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with test tube? I can suggest the ones about science lab and specimen.
- Why did the test tube go to college? To become a graduated cylinder.
- Why are test tube manufacturers always single? People just seem to find them vial!
- What do you call a test tube filled with mold? A vile vial
- Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made. - What is the advantage of being a test tube baby? A room with a view
- Australian Jokes What enemies does a test tube baby have?
Answer: a dingo with a straw - What is the greatest threat to a test tube baby? A dingo with a straw
- What has red hair and lives in a test tube? Bozo the Clone.
- What do test tube babies do on mothers day and father's day? They cry
- I met a guy who said he was a test tube baby. I said, groovy, daddy-o.
- (Pickup line) Are you a test-tube baby? Because you're perfect.
- What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! 😆
- Why are test tube babies always so small? There's no w**....
Test Tube Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about test tube you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blood test jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make test tube pranks.
Worms
Four earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes:
1st in beer
2nd in wine
3rd in whiskey
4th in mineral water
The next day, the teacher shows the results:
The 1st worm in beer, dead.
The 2nd in wine, dead.
The 3rd in whiskey, dead.
The 4th in mineral water, alive and healthy.
The teacher asks the class:
- What do we learn from this experience?
And a child responds:
- Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey, does not have worms.
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40 years ago today, Louise Brown became the first test tube baby...
She had a w**... with a view.
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2 test tubes
'We have two test tubes here,' said the professor of IVF studies from Monash University. 'They contain two carefully synthesized ingredients that we can now use to create human life. Solution A is a genetically engineered copy of all the ingredients in the female o**..., while Solution B replicates the active ingredients in male spermatozoa. If I mix them in this aseptic glass container a new human life will be conceived. Now any questions?'
'Could you possibly give us a demonstration?' asked an awed member of the audience.
'I'm sorry, not tonight,' said the professor, 'Solution A has a headache!'