Test Scores Jokes
46 test scores jokes and hilarious test scores puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about test scores that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Test Scores Short Jokes
Short test scores jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The test scores humour may include short exam results jokes also.
- I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions 1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate - I just got my first A+! I am so excited! I never thought I would score so high on a blood test!
- A student wants to know how he did on a test Student: I know my curved score was a 90, but how was my raw score?
Teacher: Medium rare
Student: What does that mean?
Teacher: Not well done. - Looking at my score, I think I failed the math test but it's hard to tell I'm pretty bad with numbers.
- Many people don't think I'm very smart... but I'll have you know that I almost got a perfect score on the IQ test. I almost made 100!
- Did you know? People who are left handed on average score higher on tests than ones who suffer from infant mortality.
- Underwater Test Scores Father: How were your test scores, son?
Son: Underwater, Dad.
Father: What do you mean underwater?
Son: You know, below C level. - One day a boy named Johnny was eager to see his test results, he was delighted when he saw his score, he lept up and shouted Oh hi mark
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Test Scores One Liners
Which test scores one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with test scores? I can suggest the ones about performance testing and theory test.
- I have an IQ of 180 I took the test 3 times and added up my scores
- I scored 47/46 for my test. It was a chromosomes test.
- I got a C on my roman numerals test. Perfect score.
- What your score in the last test, James? James Bond: 95%.............34.95%
- What score did Snoop Dogg get on his test? So high he barely passed
- My IQ is so high... ...I had to take the test twice to add the scores together.
- I only got a 13 on my IQ test. Just 2 more points and I could have scored a 20.
- What did the Celtic man say about his low test score? Irush
- What's the best score you can get on a test? "Not Pregnant"
- I hate to brag, but I got the highest score possible on my cholesterol test.
- People with a high IQ score... ...are good at taking IQ tests.
Humorous Test Scores Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about test scores you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean perfect score jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make test scores pranks.
Jenga Towers
At Highschool we have a test every week and my teacher lets the person with the highest score bring in their favourite board game. For years, my favourite game has been Jenga, the falling towers game.
So on friday the 8th in the first week of September I finally get the highest score and the teacher tells me I can bring in a board game on monday.
mfw I walk into class on 9/11 with Jenga and I'm a muslim...
A genius high school chemistry student takes a test
A genius high school chemistry student takes a test, gets his score back and is dismayed to find that he missed exactly one question and thus would not be accepted to his university of choice. He is especially bummed because the question he missed was How many valence electrons does a Hydrogen atom have? In his haste to complete the test, he had answered 2.
Depressed and despairing, he takes a walk alone along a beach and is lost in thought when he trips on a metal object in the sand. Picking it up, he finds it to be a brass oil lamp, and as his fingers brush the surface a genie suddenly appears. The genie thunders, I can grant you any one wish, but you must answer now. What do you desire? The student immediately replies, I wish I had gotten that question right, and the universe explodes.
Two equally well-qualified men applied for the same job...
The manager, at a loss of what to do, decided to give them a written test. After time was up, both men handed the test to the manager, who went to his office. He promptly returned, and told the two men that they had both scored a 9/10 on the test, getting the same problem wrong. He then shook the first guy's hand, granting him the job.
The second guy protested, "Why are you giving him the job?! We both got one wrong; give us another test!"
"That's true," the manager replied. "But on the one you both got wrong, the other guy wrote, 'I don't know.' You wrote, 'Me neither.'"
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Bubba applied to work for the FBI
Bubba was not a smart man by any stretch of the imagination, but he very much wanted to work for the FBI. He took a trip up to Washington to take the admissions test, and after the test was scored, the agent in charge pulled Bubba aside.
He said, "Son, this may well be the worst I've ever seen anyone do on this test. I'm sorry, but it doesn't look to me like you know a thing about criminology or history, which are critical to this line of work. You didn't even spell FBI correctly! I mean, can you even tell me who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Bubba thought for a moment, then shook his head. The agent continued, "All right do this. Go home, study, and if you come back up here and can tell me who killed Abraham Lincoln, I'll let you take the test again." Bubba agreed and took his return flight home.
When his friends asked, "How'd the FBI test go?" Bubba said "It went great! I've only been with the agency 12 hours and they've already got me on a m**... case!"
Obstetrician career change
An Obstetrician decides that he's sick of his job and opts to become a car mechanic. For the next several months he attends night classes at his local technical college to gain his certification. A few months before the end of the curriculum, the entire class is informed that there will be a final individual exam that will constitute the majority of their grade and determine their certification status.
The day of the exam arrives and the obstetrician walks into the examination room to find three instructors and a car waiting for him. His task is to disassemble the engine, then reassemble it in the given time limit. The obstetrician does his best, though fears that he may have made a few mistakes.
A few weeks later he gets his results back and discovers he was awarded 150 points out of 100 on the test! He immediately rushes to his professor's office and asks about his score. The professor gives him a long look, then says,
"Well, the first 50 points you received were for correctly disassembling the engine, the next 50 points were for reassembling it, and we gave you 50 points of extra credit for doing it all through the muffler."
Old joke, still funny
A genius senior in high school takes a chemistry test. He gets his score back and is shocked he missed exactly one question and thus would not be accepted to his university of choice. He is especially bummed because the question he missed was How many valence electrons does a Hydrogen atom have? In his haste to complete the test, he had answered 2.
Depressed and despairing, he takes a walk alone along a beach and is lost in thought when he trips on a metal object in the sand. Picking it up, he finds it to be a bronze oil lamp, and as his fingers brush the surface of the lamp, a genie suddenly appears. The genie thunders, I can grant you any one wish, but you must answer now. What do you desire? The student eyes light up and immediately replies, I wish I had gotten that question right, and the universe explodes.
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Four Original Math/Science Jokes
1. Yo momma's so mean her Z-score is zero!
2. What do you do with a high concentration bomb?
You diffuse it.
3. Why was X mad at the IRS?
He couldn't list Y as his dependent
4. Why did the students do well on the hard calc test?
Because the grade was on a curve
A gynecologist decides to make a career change...
He always loved cars, and because he made so much money, salary really didnt matter to him. He decides to become a mechanic. He approaches his local shop and inquires about a job. "You need to get certified first" says the head mechanic, "ill give you the test myself, in the shop."
The doctor studies day and night and finally feels ready for his practical exam.
He comes in and is asked to fix the transmission and engine of a beaten down, old car.
After the test, he is seated in the office and the head mechanic comes in.
"Congratulations doctor, you scored 150 out of 100 points"
"im confused" the doctor says, "how did i get 150 out of 100"
"well..." the mechanic says "you fixed the engine perfectly, so thats 50. You also fixed the transmission perfectly, for another 50"
"Great! But where did the last 50 come from?"
"I gave you a bonus. You did it all through the exhaust pipe"
A professor was teaching a class of hyperintelligent youngsters on Game Theory
"To get an A in the test tomorrow your score will have to be as close as possible to 2/3s of the average score of the class."
Afterwards everyone signed up for the test.
The test was the next day.
No one showed up.
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College is really tough and I'm failing nearly everything.
So far the only test I've gotten a positive score on is the h**... one. I figured the professor who gave me the D would at least give me an A not a D+
The gynecologist decided she wanted to change careers.
So she applied to an auto mechanic school. After completing all the coursework, she took her final exam. After the exam, the professor was handing out the test results. When she got hers, she was thoroughly confused.
"Professor, it says here that I got 150% on my test. There must have been some kind of mistake. There wasn't any extra credit."
"No, that score is correct." said the professor, "The first 50%, that was for taking the motor apart. The second 50% was for putting it back together correctly. The extra 50% I gave because you did it all through the tailpipe."
A local monastery decides to test the competence of its nuns.
In an attempt to determine if the nuns at the local monastery are qualified to perform their sisterly duties, the monastery decides to hand out exams.
The majority of the sisters score well but one in particular, sister Encarnacion does outstandingly well.
In an attempt to preserve very humble nature of sister Encarnacion, the head priest decides not to release the results to the staff.
Although Sister Encarnacion did better than everyone else, she was Nun the wiser.
A gynecologist has a midlife crisis.
He decides to leave the medical profession and become an auto mechanic. He goes to auto mechanic school, and pretty soon it's time for the final exam.
He finishes the exam and is amazed that the instructor has given him a grade of 200. He says to the instructor, "I thought the highest you could score on the test was 100."
"It is, " the instructor replies. "I gave you 50 for taking the engine apart correctly, 50 for putting it back together correctly, and the extra 100 for doing it through the muffler. "
- From The Dirty Joke Book, page 16
A doctor changes Careers.
A Gynecologist is tired of dealing with Insurance companies and decides to become an auto mechanic. He studies hard, and for the final, he needs to diagnose and rebuild an engine. He need an 80 to pass an become a certified Mechanic.
He takes test, and waits for his score.
He gets a 150 out 100. He calls the instructor to find out why he scored it that way.
The instructor says " Well you got 50 points for Diagnosing the issue correctly, 50 points for rebuilding the engine correctly, and 50 points for doing it all thru the exhaust manifold.
A father, finally exasperated looking at his son's failed test scores, shouted: " Son, if you fail your exams one more time today, don't you EVER call me your father again!!"
"Yes, father.", the son replied meekly.
After the exams, the son came home.
"How were the exams, son? Do you think you managed to pass this time?"
"NO PROBLEMO, DUDE!"
My dad wronged me...
I brought home a test score of 90 and showed it to my dad. I thought he would praise me for it, but my dad took one look at the test script and said I added the "0" there. I got a big scolding and was grounded for the week. I really didn't add the "0".
I added the "9".