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Funniest Teslas Short Jokes

Short teslas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The teslas humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Shame about the tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer.
  2. I think my local garage is ripping me off... does anyone else think £500 for a Tesla exhaust is a lot?
  3. Can a Tesla be stolen? Yes, but then it would be called an Edison.
    (Credit to u/clintj1975 who posted this in a totally unrelated sub)
  4. Tesla founder elon musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
  5. What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year
  6. Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out
  7. So, If a tesla is stolen Do they call it an Edison?
  8. TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said "It is very beautiful over there" Well tesla said it first anyways.
  9. Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC...
  10. Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.

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Teslas One Liners

Which teslas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with teslas? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. New Teslas don't come with a new car smell They come with an Elon Musk.
  2. Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell? They have more of an Elon Musk.
  3. Teslas do not have New Car smell… They have an Elon Musk
  4. What do you call new car smell in a Tesla? Elon's Musk
  5. When a Tesla drifts, It's called the electric slide
  6. What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common? They both got rich off of Tesla.
  7. Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison
  8. What does a new Tesla car smells like? Elon Musk
  9. Tesla released a car air freshener last week... They call it Elon's Musk.
  10. Is cybertruck a joke? If Elon Musk Say so.
  11. If you drive a Tesla, but it gets stolen... ...does that make it an Edison?
  12. What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison. You call a stolen Edison a Westinghouse.
  13. Man, I really want a Tesla Roadster... But the price keeps skyrocketing!
  14. my new Tesla didn't come with that new car smell. ...... It came with an Elon Musk.
  15. If someone stole a Tesla Would it be called an Edison?

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Teslas Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about teslas you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make teslas prank.

Teslas are so inefficient

They get 0 MPG

Teslas don't have that new car smell

They have kind of a musk to them

My new Tesla had a dead battery so I called AAA. Turns out the don't service Teslas. So I called AA...

They don't have on site road assistance but I'm 30 days sober now.

A man has just been arrested for stealing several Teslas in the Manhattan area

Mr T Edison has yet to be sentenced

Teslas don't have New Car Smell.

But the are infused with Musk

Imagine if Big f**... had gotten hold of Nikolai Teslas technological advancements and applied them to Coffins...

He would be spinning in his grave

In this age of Teslas and other eco-conscious cars, what would Jesus drive?

Duh, a Christler.

I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.

It's because they charge a lot.

So they're going to start shipping Teslas without new car smell. Instead, they're going to have

Elon Musk

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