Tesla Jokes

Funniest Tesla Short Jokes

Short tesla jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tesla humour may include short self-driving cars jokes also.

1. Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer.
2. I think my local garage is ripping me off... does anyone else think £500 for a Tesla exhaust is a lot?
3. Tesla founder elon musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
4. What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year
5. Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out
6. TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said "It is very beautiful over there" Well tesla said it first anyways.
7. Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.
8. I sat in my closed garage with the car on for 30 mins... before I realized I shouldn't have gone with the Tesla.
9. TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI... Whoops, wrong Serb.
10. Tesla have announced they are going to build the worlds biggest battery. Yet it still won't last a day on an iPhone

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Tesla One Liners

Which tesla one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tesla? I can suggest the ones about renewable energy and elon musk.

1. New Teslas don't come with a new car smell They come with an Elon Musk.
2. When a Tesla drifts, It's called the electric slide
3. What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common? They both got rich off of Tesla.
4. Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison
5. Tesla released a car air freshener last week... They call it Elon's Musk.
6. Is cybertruck a joke? If Elon Musk Say so.
7. Man, I really want a Tesla Roadster... But the price keeps skyrocketing!
8. Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC...
9. What will Tesla name their lawnmower? **E-Lawn**
10. I figured out why Teslas are so expensive. It's because they charge a lot.
11. What do Tesla cars smell of? Elon's Musk! (thanks 7 year old son!)
12. Why did the blind man cross the road? Because he couldn't hear the Tesla coming
13. What's the difference between a Tesla and an ambulance? You can afford a ride in a Tesla.
14. How do you know if someone owns a Tesla? Don't worry, they'll tell you
15. What did Nikola Tesla say after being shocked by his Tesla Coil? That hertz alot

Tesla Model Jokes

Here is a list of funny tesla model jokes and even better tesla model puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Tesla Model 3 was named after The number of years it takes you to get one after ordering it.
• I had to take my Model S in for service yesterday. I could hear loud roars coming from underneath the car. Tesla said it was normal and coming from the Li- Ion battery.
• Elon Musk's Twitter is like a Tesla Model S It goes from 0 to 100 in 1.9 seconds.
• A snail bought a Tesla Model S The snail then took off driving at a high rate of speed. As he sped past a famous French restaurant, the chef exclaimed, "Wow, look at that S car go".
• Elon Musk is coming out with a new Tesla model The Model Ex... it's going to be the most expensive Telsa to date.
• What was the scandal called when the Tesla model S was really 6 inches longer than advertised? Elon-gate
• These Tesla models look super good. Pretty S3XY if you ask me.
• What do my tesla model 3 and nonexistant girlfriend have in common? Neither of them ever came
• Elon Musk can deliver a Tesla into space but not to Model 3 customers Ba dum tssss
• I'm not going to a gas station again! My Tesla Model S is super good on gas!

Tesla Charging Jokes

Here is a list of funny tesla charging jokes and even better tesla charging puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Recently got run over by a guy in a Tesla, thought he got away but: He's currently being charged with battery now
• Did you hear about the depressed hipster? They found him in his garage, with a hose in his drivers side window, leading to the charging port of his Tesla.
• Did you hear about the Tesla owner in jail? He was charged with a battery.
• A car thief hijacked a Tesla, but didn't get very far. He surrendered the vehicle to avoid battery charges.
• Accidentally locked my baby inside my hot Tesla Cybertruck and I can’t break the glass. Fastening a breaching charge to the windshield. Cover your eyes sweetie ..
• If somebody sprinkles salt on a Tesla Do they get charged with assault and battery?
• What do you get after stealing a Tesla? Charged

Tesla Owner Jokes

Here is a list of funny tesla owner jokes and even better tesla owner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A Tesla owner, a Crissfitter, and a Vegan walk into a bar. How do I know, they told everyone in the place in the first five minutes.
• What do you call the road rage that Tesla owners feel towards normal drivers? Madagascar

Good Tesla Jokes

Here is a list of funny good tesla jokes and even better good tesla puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Chris Brown is so good at Battery Elon Musk just hired him for Tesla.

Tesla Autopilot Jokes

Here is a list of funny tesla autopilot jokes and even better tesla autopilot puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tesla's autopilot doesn't like Malevitch If it's white on white, they'll just ignore it.
• How can you see that a Tesla is on AutoPilot? It uses its turn indicators.
• Tesla car crashes on auto-pilot! But it did record major life events about your friends and notify you saying "Auto-Pilot Engaged"

Amusing & Witty Tesla Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

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