Tesla Jokes

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There is an abundance of hertz jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 55 funniest jokes on tesla. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any car witze you can hear about tesla.

The Best jokes about Tesla

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell

They come with an Elon Musk.

Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie.

He should've watched the trailer.

What do you call new car smell in a Tesla?

Elon's Musk

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When a Tesla drifts,

It's called the electric slide

Did you hear about the stolen Tesla?

I guess now it's an Edison


What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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Tesla released a car air freshener last week...

They call it Elon's Musk.

Is cybertruck a joke?

If Elon Musk Say so.

If you drive a Tesla, but it gets stolen...

...does that make it an Edison?

Man, I really want a Tesla Roadster...

But the price keeps skyrocketing!


Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California

Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out

If someone stole a Tesla

Would it be called an Edison?

So, If a tesla is stolen

Do they call it an Edison?

TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said "It is very beautiful over there"

Well tesla said it first anyways.

Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space?

When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

I sat in my closed garage with the car on for 30 mins...

before I realized I shouldn't have gone with the Tesla.

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison


If someone steals a Tesla...

Does it become an Edison?

TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI...

Whoops, wrong Serb.

Tesla have announced they are going to build the worlds biggest battery.

Yet it still won't last a day on an iPhone

Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods.

It'll be A-new-bus.

I had a terrible dream of a dystopian future where robots controlled every aspect of our lives.

Luckily, I was awakened by my Tesla.

Did you hear what they're calling this Tesla scandal?

Elongate, it's gonna be really drawn out.

What do Tesla cars smell of?

Elon's Musk! (thanks 7 year old son!)

Teslas don't have that new car smell

They have kind of a musk to them

What does the inside of a new Tesla smell like?

Elon's musk.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Because he couldn't hear the Tesla coming

Einstein, Tesla, Newton, and Pascal are all playing Hide 'N Seek

It is Einstein's turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20.

Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him.

"...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!" exclaims Einstein. Of course, Newton is the first person he sees so he tags him. "Gotcha, Newton!"

To which Newton responds, "Nope. Pascal!"

Italian Chefs can now get an exclusive software update for their Tesla

It's been named Carpatchio

What do you call someone who steals a Tesla car?

An Edison.



I have to thank my buddy Chris for this one.

How many Edisons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, Tesla will do it and Edison will take the credit again.

Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar.

The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.

What would it be called if you drove a stolen Tesla?

Edison.

The Tesla Model 3 was named after

The number of years it takes you to get one after ordering it.

Seen on the internet a couple years ago.

A guy driving a Tesla stops at a red light. A second guy comes up to his window and says "Nice Edison you're driving!" The driver, confused, looks at the man and says "You're mistaken, sir, this is a Tesla." The guy at the window says to the driver "You're the one who's mistaken, this IS an Edison."

Then he pulled out a gun and said "You see, it's about to be stolen."

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Tesla, Ford, and Edison were all standing on a stage, presenting their latest findings.

Tesla strolled forward and announced that he had invented a brand new way to transmit energy through the air! The crowd clapped politely.

Ford was next, and pulled the cover off a large engine. He had discovered a way to create horse less carriages! The crowd gasped and clapped louder.

Edison took two steps to the left and threw up his arms to announce that he had invented a revolutionary new way to send electricity through the very air! The crowd went wild.

You know, Nikola Tesla was famous for changing his mind.

In fact, when his colleagues would ask his opinion on a subject he would often just reply, "Oh, I don't know. My thoughts on the matter are alternating currently."

A dyslexic guy bought a Tesla.

He thought it's a Steal.

Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?

To *drift* for all eternity

What do you call someone who steals a Tesla?

Felon Musk.

A frendly reminder!

You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension. Nikola Tesla

what do you call an off brand Tesla?

An Edison

99 dead in Tesla autopilot car crash

This has caused Tesla to drop all ideas of a battle Royale mode for Tesla cars

Nikola Tesla was in trouble - he had not done his electrical studies assignment and his teacher was not happy...

His teacher asks, "well, where is it?".

Searching for a legitimate excuse, Tesla says, "I did it - but the dog ate my ohmwork".

What do you call a place of religious worship for Tesla cars?

An Elon Mosque

What is the strength of a magnetic field in space?

1 Tesla.

Tesla released a teaser image for their upcoming new crossover vehicle

**Tesla released a teaser image for their upcoming new crossover vehicle.**

Journalist: What's the model name?

Musk: 'Y'

Journalist: Because I'm asking you. Musk: And I'm telling you.

Journalist: So if you're telling me, what did you say it's called?

Musk: 'Y'

Journalist: Why?

Musk: Exactly.

Journalist: So it's the model 'Exactly'?

Musk: No, 'Y'.

Journalist: 'know why' what!?

Musk: Not 'what', just 'Y.'

Journalist: *I don't know!*

Musk: No… that's the timeframe for delivery.

Soon I'll have a driverless car...

I'm not getting a Tesla. It's just my insurance runs out and I can't afford to renew it.

The other day I passed a school with a car brand as their name

Can you imagine, who would call a school Tesla

The all new self-driving Tesla has a shower facility in it

Time to get rid of that Musk

What do you call the smell that comes out of a Tesla A/C?

Elon Musk.

Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis

iPhone

Facebook

Google

Amazon

Android

Twitter

Instagram

iPod

Yahoo

YouTube

Snapchat

Spotify

Tesla

Skype

Uber

Airbnb

Bitcoin

Fitbit

Emojis

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Thomas Edison stole the design for a film-playing box from Tesla. Tesla confronted Edison about it, but instead of apologizing he accused Tesla of trying to steal his idea.

Classic case of projection

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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