The Best 57 Tesla Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Tesla Jokes and Puns

I had a terrible dream of a dystopian future where robots controlled every aspect of our lives.

Luckily, I was awakened by my Tesla.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell

They come with an Elon Musk.

Einstein, Tesla, Newton, and Pascal are all playing Hide 'N Seek

It is Einstein's turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20.

Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him.

"...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!" exclaims Einstein. Of course, Newton is the first person he sees so he tags him. "Gotcha, Newton!"

To which Newton responds, "Nope. Pascal!"

Tesla joke, Einstein, Tesla, Newton, and Pascal are all playing Hide 'N Seek

A frendly reminder!

You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension. Nikola Tesla

Is cybertruck a joke?

If Elon Musk Say so.

Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar.

The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Tesla joke, Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

You know, Nikola Tesla was famous for changing his mind.

In fact, when his colleagues would ask his opinion on a subject he would often just reply, "Oh, I don't know. My thoughts on the matter are alternating currently."

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie.

He should've watched the trailer.

TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said "It is very beautiful over there"

Well tesla said it first anyways.

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Did you hear about the stolen Tesla?

I guess now it's an Edison

What does the inside of a new Tesla smell like?

Elon's musk.

Teslas don't have that new car smell

They have kind of a musk to them

Tesla have announced they are going to build the worlds biggest battery.

Yet it still won't last a day on an iPhone

Tesla released a car air freshener last week...

They call it Elon's Musk.

Tesla joke, Tesla released a car air freshener last week...

What do you call someone who steals a Tesla car?

An Edison.

I have to thank my buddy Chris for this one.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Because he couldn't hear the Tesla coming

TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI...

Whoops, wrong Serb.

I sat in my closed garage with the car on for 30 mins...

before I realized I shouldn't have gone with the Tesla.

Seen on the internet a couple years ago.

A guy driving a Tesla stops at a red light. A second guy comes up to his window and says "Nice Edison you're driving!" The driver, confused, looks at the man and says "You're mistaken, sir, this is a Tesla." The guy at the window says to the driver "You're the one who's mistaken, this IS an Edison."

Then he pulled out a gun and said "You see, it's about to be stolen."

Man, I really want a Tesla Roadster...

But the price keeps skyrocketing!

Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?

To *drift* for all eternity

What do you call new car smell in a Tesla?

Elon's Musk

Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods.

It'll be A-new-bus.

If someone steals a Tesla...

Does it become an Edison?

A dyslexic guy bought a Tesla.

He thought it's a Steal.

The Tesla Model 3 was named after

The number of years it takes you to get one after ordering it.

Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space?

When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.

99 dead in Tesla autopilot car crash

This has caused Tesla to drop all ideas of a battle Royale mode for Tesla cars

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year

Nikola Tesla was in trouble - he had not done his electrical studies assignment and his teacher was not happy...

His teacher asks, "well, where is it?".

Searching for a legitimate excuse, Tesla says, "I did it - but the dog ate my ohmwork".

What do Tesla cars smell of?

Elon's Musk! (thanks 7 year old son!)

Italian Chefs can now get an exclusive software update for their Tesla

It's been named Carpatchio

Did you hear what they're calling this Tesla scandal?

Elongate, it's gonna be really drawn out.

What would it be called if you drove a stolen Tesla?


what do you call an off brand Tesla?

An Edison

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

If someone stole a Tesla

Would it be called an Edison?

What do you call someone who steals a Tesla?

Felon Musk.

When a Tesla drifts,

It's called the electric slide

So, If a tesla is stolen

Do they call it an Edison?

Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California

Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out

If you drive a Tesla, but it gets stolen...

...does that make it an Edison?

How many Edisons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, Tesla will do it and Edison will take the credit again.

A man stole a Tesla.

Now it's his Edison.

I got a brand new Tesla for my wife.

Pretty decent trade, if you ask me.

Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?

They have more of an Elon Musk.

Imagine missing a payment on TESLA

and the car drives itself back to the dealership

If your Tesla gets stolen,

is it called an Edison now?

What did Nikola Tesla say after being shocked by his Tesla Coil?

That hertz alot

I wish I had an electric car like a Tesla... I'm pretty Madagascar is all I can afford.

I got a brand new Tesla for my partner

Pretty decent trade, if you as me.

What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common?

They both got rich off of Tesla.

Tesla to launch a new Electric lawnmower

It will be called e-Lawn!

My sex life is like a Tesla...

Zero emissions.

Tesla owners are the new vegans:

How do you know if someone is a Tesla owner?
They'll tell you.

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