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139 tesla jokes and hilarious tesla puns to laugh out loud. Read vehicle jokes about tesla that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Tesla jokes. From Elon Musk to Model S, we've got all the Tesla-related puns and jokes you could ever want.

Funniest Tesla Short Jokes

Short tesla jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tesla humour may include short self-driving cars jokes also.

  1. Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer.
  2. I think my local garage is ripping me off... does anyone else think £500 for a Tesla exhaust is a lot?
  3. Can a Tesla be stolen? Yes, but then it would be called an Edison.
    (Credit to u/clintj1975 who posted this in a totally unrelated sub)
  4. Tesla founder elon musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
  5. What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year
  6. Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out
  7. So, If a tesla is stolen Do they call it an Edison?
  8. TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said "It is very beautiful over there" Well tesla said it first anyways.
  9. Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC...
  10. Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.

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Tesla One Liners

Which tesla one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tesla? I can suggest the ones about renewable energy and elon musk.

  1. New Teslas don't come with a new car smell They come with an Elon Musk.
  2. Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell? They have more of an Elon Musk.
  3. Teslas do not have New Car smell… They have an Elon Musk
  4. What do you call new car smell in a Tesla? Elon's Musk
  5. When a Tesla drifts, It's called the electric slide
  6. What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common? They both got rich off of Tesla.
  7. Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison
  8. What does a new Tesla car smells like? Elon Musk
  9. Tesla released a car air freshener last week... They call it Elon's Musk.
  10. Is cybertruck a joke? If Elon Musk Say so.
  11. If you drive a Tesla, but it gets stolen... ...does that make it an Edison?
  12. What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison. You call a stolen Edison a Westinghouse.
  13. Man, I really want a Tesla Roadster... But the price keeps skyrocketing!
  14. my new Tesla didn't come with that new car smell. ...... It came with an Elon Musk.
  15. If someone stole a Tesla Would it be called an Edison?

Tesla Models Jokes

Here is a list of funny tesla models jokes and even better tesla models puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The Tesla Model 3 was named after The number of years it takes you to get one after ordering it.
  • I had to take my Model S in for service yesterday. I could hear loud roars coming from underneath the car. Tesla said it was normal and coming from the Li- Ion battery.
  • Elon Musk's Twitter is like a Tesla Model S It goes from 0 to 100 in 1.9 seconds.
  • A snail bought a Tesla Model S The snail then took off driving at a high rate of speed. As he sped past a famous French restaurant, the chef exclaimed, "Wow, look at that S car go".
  • Elon Musk is coming out with a new Tesla model The Model Ex... it's going to be the most expensive Telsa to date.
  • What was the scandal called when the Tesla model S was really 6 inches longer than advertised? Elon-gate
  • These Tesla models look super good. Pretty S3XY if you ask me.
  • What do my tesla model 3 and nonexistant girlfriend have in common? Neither of them ever came
  • Yo mama so fat Tesla model X can't tow her.
  • Elon Musk can deliver a Tesla into space but not to Model 3 customers Ba dum tssss

Tesla Model Jokes

Here is a list of funny tesla model jokes and even better tesla model puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm not going to a gas station again! My Tesla Model S is super good on gas!
  • Whats the hottest car right now? Tesla model X
Tesla joke, Whats the hottest car right now?

Tesla Charging Jokes

Here is a list of funny tesla charging jokes and even better tesla charging puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I figured out why Teslas are so expensive. It's because they charge a lot.
  • Recently got run over by a guy in a Tesla, thought he got away but: He's currently being charged with battery now
  • Did you hear about the depressed hipster? They found him in his garage, with a hose in his drivers side window, leading to the charging port of his Tesla.
  • Did you hear about the Tesla owner in jail? He was charged with a battery.
  • A car thief hijacked a Tesla, but didn't get very far. He surrendered the vehicle to avoid battery charges.
  • Accidentally locked my baby inside my hot Tesla Cybertruck and I can’t break the glass. Fastening a breaching charge to the windshield. Cover your eyes sweetie ..
  • If somebody sprinkles salt on a Tesla Do they get charged with assault and battery?
  • What do you get after stealing a Tesla? Charged

Tesla Owner Jokes

Here is a list of funny tesla owner jokes and even better tesla owner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Tesla owners are the new vegans: How do you know if someone is a Tesla owner?
    They'll tell you.
  • What's the name of the cologne created for Tesla owners? Elon Musk
  • A Tesla owner, a Crissfitter, and a Vegan walk into a bar. How do I know, they told everyone in the place in the first five minutes.
  • What do you call the road rage that Tesla owners feel towards normal drivers? Madagascar

Good Tesla Jokes

Here is a list of funny good tesla jokes and even better good tesla puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Chris Brown is so good at Battery Elon Musk just hired him for Tesla.
Tesla joke, Chris Brown is so good at Battery

Amusing & Witty Tesla Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about tesla you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ford jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tesla pranks.

I had a terrible dream of a dystopian future where robots controlled every aspect of our lives.

Luckily, I was awakened by my Tesla.

Einstein, Tesla, Newton, and Pascal are all playing Hide 'N Seek

It is Einstein's turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20.
Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him.
"...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!" exclaims Einstein. Of course, Newton is the first person he sees so he tags him. "Gotcha, Newton!"
To which Newton responds, "Nope. Pascal!"

A frendly reminder!

You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension. Nikola Tesla

Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered.

Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar.

The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.

You know, Nikola Tesla was famous for changing his mind.

In fact, when his colleagues would ask his opinion on a subject he would often just reply, "Oh, I don't know. My thoughts on the matter are alternating currently."

What dance did Nikola Tesla invent at the playground?

The Electric Slide

What does the inside of a new Tesla smell like?

Elon's musk.

Teslas don't have that new car smell

They have kind of a musk to them

Soon I'll have a driverless car...

I'm not getting a Tesla. It's just my insurance runs out and I can't afford to renew it.

Tesla have announced they are going to build the worlds biggest battery.

Yet it still won't last a day on an iPhone

What's the scandal when Tesla promises their cars can travel farther than they really can?

Elongate

What do you call someone who steals a Tesla car?

An Edison.
I have to thank my buddy Chris for this one.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Because he couldn't hear the Tesla coming

TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI...

Whoops, wrong Serb.

Elon's opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention...

Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?

I sat in my closed garage with the car on for 30 mins...

before I realized I shouldn't have gone with the Tesla.

Teslas don't have New Car Smell.

But the are infused with Musk

What do you call the smell that comes out of a Tesla A/C?

Elon Musk.

Seen on the internet a couple years ago.

A guy driving a Tesla stops at a red light. A second guy comes up to his window and says "Nice Edison you're driving!" The driver, confused, looks at the man and says "You're mistaken, sir, this is a Tesla." The guy at the window says to the driver "You're the one who's mistaken, this IS an Edison."
Then he pulled out a gun and said "You see, it's about to be stolen."

Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?

To *drift* for all eternity

Tesla just came out with a new car today

The Tesla Spacester

Have you guys heard about the new Tesla roadster?

That car is out of this world

Elon musk has been the talk of the town lately

News of his Tesla Roadster has skyrocketed

Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods.

It'll be A-new-bus.

If someone steals a Tesla...

Does it become an Edison?

What is the strength of a magnetic field in space?

1 Tesla.

What was Tesla after Edison stole his ideas?

A Mad Scientist

A dyslexic guy bought a Tesla.

He thought it's a Steal.

A Tesla drives into a bar...

due to Auto Pilot malfunction...

99 dead in Tesla autopilot car c**...

This has caused Tesla to drop all ideas of a battle Royale mode for Tesla cars

Nikola Tesla was in trouble - he had not done his electrical studies assignment and his teacher was not happy...

His teacher asks, "well, where is it?".
Searching for a legitimate excuse, Tesla says, "I did it - but the dog ate my ohmwork".

Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis

iPhone
Facebook
Google
Amazon
Android
Twitter
Instagram
iPod
Yahoo
YouTube
Snapchat
Spotify
Tesla
Skype
Uber
Airbnb
Bitcoin
Fitbit
Emojis
iPad
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What do Tesla cars smell of?

Elon's Musk! (thanks 7 year old son!)

Italian Chefs can now get an exclusive software update for their Tesla

It's been named Carpatchio

Did you hear what they're calling this Tesla scandal?

Elongate, it's gonna be really drawn out.

What would it be called if you drove a stolen Tesla?

Edison.

what do you call an off brand Tesla?

An Edison

What do you call a place of religious worship for Tesla cars?

An Elon Mosque

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

The other day I passed a school with a car brand as their name

Can you imagine, who would call a school Tesla

The all new self-driving Tesla has a shower facility in it

Time to get rid of that Musk

What do you call someone who steals a Tesla?

Felon Musk.

Thomas Edison stole the design for a film-playing box from Tesla. Tesla confronted Edison about it, but instead of apologizing he accused Tesla of trying to steal his idea.

Classic case of projection

How many Edisons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, Tesla will do it and Edison will take the credit again.

A man stole a Tesla.

Now it's his Edison.

I got a brand new Tesla for my wife.

Pretty decent trade, if you ask me.

Imagine missing a payment on TESLA

and the car drives itself back to the dealership

If your Tesla gets stolen,

is it called an Edison now?

What did Nikola Tesla say after being shocked by his Tesla Coil?

That hertz alot

I wish I had an electric car like a Tesla...

...so I'm pretty Madagascar is all I can afford.

I got a brand new Tesla for my partner

Pretty decent trade, if you as me.

Tesla to launch a new Electric lawnmower

It will be called e-Lawn!

My s**... life is like a Tesla...

Zero emissions.

What's the difference between a Tesla and an ambulance?

You can afford a ride in a Tesla.

If you invested early into Tesla stocks, you would be a millionaire. If you invested early into Apple, you would be a billionaire. If you invested £10 in 1890,

You would be dead.

Reasons the idiot couldn't kill himself.

He couldn't find the tailpipe on his Tesla.
He jumped in front of a model train.
The bullets wouldn't fit in the squirt gun.
He overdosed on placebo pills.
He jumped off a low bridge.
He stuck a plastic fork in an outlet.
He doused himself in diesel and tried to light it.
He leaped into an animal cage at the petting zoo.

Tesla joke, Reasons the idiot couldn't kill himself.

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