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Tescos Jokes

3 tescos jokes and hilarious tescos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tescos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Happy Tescos Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What is a good tescos joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My wife ran into the house...

"Guess what!" she said, "I got a new job down the street on the corner.''
''What!'' I replied, ''It better not be what I think it is!...You'll bring shame on the family!.. What will the neighbours say?"
''No, no, stop worrying'' she said reassuring me, ''Not in the Tescos!..... I'm gonna be a p**...!!

Michael Jackson

I was in Tescos the other day when I saw some bloke who reminded me of Michael Jackson. He came up to me and said 'Never forget Michael Jackson'.

Just heard that Tescos meatballs are the dogs b**...

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