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"All the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"
"Yeah," said Rincewind. "Luters, I expect."
* Terry Pratchett, *The Light Fantastic*
They say a thief stole the secret of fire from the gods...
...Unfortunately, he couldn't fence it, as it was too hot. He really got burned on that deal.
Courtesy of Men At Arms by Terry Pratchett.
A boy goes into a butcher's shop and says, 'Mum says can we please have a sheep's head...".
"...and you're to leave the eyes in 'cos it's got to see us through the week."
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