Terry Jokes
55 terry jokes and hilarious terry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about terry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Terry Short Jokes
Short terry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The terry humour may include short turner jokes also.
- Playing Oregon Trail. You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, That's a girl's name! Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.
- I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews. I made the comment that he wasn't a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin' Terry.
- Top 5 highest Paid Black Actors 1. Terry Crews $800,000,000
2. Bill Cosby $400,000,000
3. Will Smith $350,000,000
4. Robert Downey Jr $300,000,000
5. Denzel Washington $280,000,000 - "Knowledge is a weapon" said Terry Goodkind which is why the cops can shoot you for holding a book
- Heisenberg's wife was unhappy... because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
- Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw. He died of dissin' Terry.
- Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry.
- If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of? Dissing Terry.
- Terry Fox should have taken his leg off for his run across Canada in 1980 ... and made it the Marathon of Hop
- Did you know the original programmer of Oregon Trail was beaten to death by mentally ill Discworld fan? He died of dissin' Terry.
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Terry One Liners
Which terry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with terry? I can suggest the ones about taffy and tony.
- Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail 'cause they just died of dissin' Terry.
- What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews? Crews Control.
- What's Terry Fox's favourite restaurant? IHop.
- Did you hear about the farmer who named his male calf Terry? It was a Terry bull name.
- Do you know what the one vegetable that isn't actually vegan is? Terry Schiavo.
- How do monsters like their eggs? Terri- *fried*
- If Prince Harry and meghan markle have a baby boy They should call him Terry
- What do you call a 1 legged fox? Terry.
- What do you say when Batman Beyond spills your beer? Terry, Me Guinness!
- Still waiting on Terri Schiavo's unplugged album.
- Woe, gone. RIP Sir Terry
- How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!
- If Terri Nunn had to get a mastectomy what would she say? Take my breast away.
- Americas new favourite sweet Terry's chocolate orange
- Someone told me one of my group of friends is gay I hope it's Terry, he's soooo adorable!
Terry Fox Jokes
Here is a list of funny terry fox jokes and even better terry fox puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton? They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
Terry Pratchett Jokes
Here is a list of funny terry pratchett jokes and even better terry pratchett puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- They say a thief stole the secret of fire from the gods... ...Unfortunately, he couldn't fence it, as it was too hot. He really got burned on that deal.
Courtesy of Men At Arms by Terry Pratchett. - A boy goes into a butcher's shop and says, 'Mum says can we please have a sheep's head...". "...and you're to leave the eyes in 'cos it's got to see us through the week."
Comical Terry Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about terry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean terrier dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make terry pranks.
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What do h**... and Terry Fox have in common?
Neither could finish a race.
Three fishermen
Bob, Steve, and Terry are out in the boat, fishing and drinking beer. Terry stands up to pee over the side but falls overboard and sinks right to the bottom.
Steve doesn't hesitate. He kicks off his shoes and dives into the water after Terry. A few moments later, he surfaces, dragging the body behind, and immediately begins mouth-to-mouth.
"Jeez," he gasps. "Terry sure does have bad breath!"
"Yeah," says Bob. "And where did he get that snowmobile suit?"
I used to know a friend who got sent to a mental hospital because he thought he was an orange.
Poor Terry...... He got sectioned.
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Where does Terry go when he gets sliced in half?
To the semi-terry.
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Terry's friend has a problem
Bob came up to Terry in tears and Terry naturally asked what's wrong.
"I'm attracted to dead people and I'm disgusted with myself."
"Bro." said Terry "Not only do I feel ya, I n**...-feelya."
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What did the little boy say when the NPR host f**... on him?
Terry!! g**...!!
A friend of mine died on the Oregon trail.
He insulted Terry's mother. He died of dissing Terry.
Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert
Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert and that occasional situations would arise where somebody would come fetch me for consultation. I would burst into the room wearing a terry aerobics headband and exclaim, "did somebody say let's get physics Al?
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How do Islamic Extremists dry themselves off?
Terry Towels!
Why did Chicken DEATH cross the road?
To get to the other scythe...
(and a million Terry Pritchett fans sharpen their knives)
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. Terry?! you say laughing, Terry's a girls name! Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.
You have died of dissin' Terry :(
A census enumerator is working out in the country when he knocks on the door of a farmhouse.
A woman opens the door, and the man explains he's with the census and she agrees to do the interview. Eventually he gets to the part where he asks if she has children.
Let's see, says the woman, There's Timmy and Tammy; they're 4. There's Molly and Holly; they're 8. There's Terry and Larry; they're–
The census worker cuts her off, wide-eyed. You mean to tell me, he says, that you got twins EVERY time?!
The woman laughs and says Oh goodness, no! There was hundreds of times we didn't get anything!
"All the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"
"Yeah," said Rincewind. "Luters, I expect."
* Terry Pratchett, *The Light Fantastic*
Two friends Sam and Terry are spending the day together
As they are walking home down an empty street they find themselves at gunpoint with a mugger asking for their wallets.
As they take out their wallets Sam says "One sec" He takes a 20 out of his wallet and gives it to Terry
"Here's the 20 I owe you"
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Terrance was the most dangerous and least respected hardship on the Oregon trail
Scholars say over half of fatalities were caused by dissin' terry
