The Best 48 Terry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Terry jokes. There are some terry richard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Terry Jokes and Puns

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common?

Neither could finish a race.

What's Terry Fox's favourite restaurant?

IHop.

Terry joke, What's Terry Fox's favourite restaurant?

Playing Oregon Trail.

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, That's a girl's name! Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

Three fishermen

Bob, Steve, and Terry are out in the boat, fishing and drinking beer. Terry stands up to pee over the side but falls overboard and sinks right to the bottom.

Steve doesn't hesitate. He kicks off his shoes and dives into the water after Terry. A few moments later, he surfaces, dragging the body behind, and immediately begins mouth-to-mouth.

"Jeez," he gasps. "Terry sure does have bad breath!"

"Yeah," says Bob. "And where did he get that snowmobile suit?"


If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of?

Dissing Terry.

If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya...

Your on the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry.

You laugh and say "Terry is a girls name!"

He shoots you.

You have died of dissin Terry.

Terry joke, If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya...

A boy goes into a butcher's shop and says, 'Mum says can we please have a sheep's head...".

"...and you're to leave the eyes in 'cos it's got to see us through the week."

Credit to Terry Pratchett.

Terry Fox should have taken his leg off for his run across Canada in 1980 ...

and made it the Marathon of Hop

Woe, gone.

RIP Sir Terry

Im glad Terry Wogan is dead.

It's a comic relief.

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A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry...

"Terry? What a stupid name!"

Terry killed him.

He died from dissin' Terry.

Heisenberg's wife was unhappy...

because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.

Credit to Greg and/or Terry from American Dad.

Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail

'cause they just died of dissin' Terry.

I used to know a friend who got sent to a mental hospital because he thought he was an orange.

Poor Terry...... He got sectioned.

"Knowledge is a weapon" said Terry Goodkind

which is why the cops can shoot you for holding a book

Terry joke, "Knowledge is a weapon" said Terry Goodkind

Do you know what the one vegetable that isn't actually vegan is?

Terry Schiavo.

Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews?

He died of dissin' Terry.

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.


Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw.

He died of dissin' Terry.

Where does Terry go when he gets sliced in half?

To the semi-terry.

You meet a man on the Oregon trail...

You meet a man on the Oregon trail that tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him that Terry is a girls' name. Without hesitation Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead. You have died of dissin Terry.

Did you know the original programmer of Oregon Trail was beaten to death by mentally ill Discworld fan?

He died of dissin' Terry.

Terry's friend has a problem

Bob came up to Terry in tears and Terry naturally asked what's wrong.

"I'm attracted to dead people and I'm disgusted with myself."

"Bro." said Terry "Not only do I feel ya, I necro-feelya."

What do you say when Batman Beyond spills your beer?

Terry, Me Guinness!

What did the little boy say when the NPR host farted on him?

Terry!! Gross!!

When you're on the Oregon Trail don't make fun of Terrance, or he might kill you.

You don't want to die of dissin' Terry.

Batman and Robin are in the batmobile

But the car won't start.

So batman says: Robin, look at the battery

Robin asks: what is a terry?

We should clone Terry Crews and arm his horde of clones to wage war on our enemies

He could form the basis for a new milli-Terry

A friend of mine died on the Oregon trail.

He insulted Terry's mother. He died of dissing Terry.

Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert

Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert and that occasional situations would arise where somebody would come fetch me for consultation. I would burst into the room wearing a terry aerobics headband and exclaim, "did somebody say let's get physics Al?

You see a man on the side of the road

You see a man on the side of the road. You pull over and ask his name. Terry, he says. You start laughing. That's a girl's name! He pulls out a gun and shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.ο»Ώ

They say a thief stole the secret of fire from the gods...

...Unfortunately, he couldn't fence it, as it was too hot. He really got burned on that deal.

Courtesy of Men At Arms by Terry Pratchett.

How do Islamic Extremists dry themselves off?

Terry Towels!

What do you call a 1 legged fox?

Terry.

"Rincewind, all the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"

"Yeah, Luters I expect." --Terry Pratchet, The Light Fantastic

If Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have a baby boy

They should call him Terry

I never try to make fun of a guy named Terry.

Because just like the people on Oregon trail I don't want to die of disen Terry.

What happened to the guy who called Terry Crews muscles too small?

He died of dissing terry

Why did Chicken DEATH cross the road?

To get to the other scythe...
(and a million Terry Pritchett fans sharpen their knives)

Did you hear about the farmer who named his male calf Terry?

It was a Terry bull name.

I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews.

I made the comment that he wasn't a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin' Terry.

I played Oregon trail and made fun of a guy named Terry. He stabbed me...

I died of Dissin'-Terry

You're walking along the Oregon trail

You're walking along the Oregon trail when you happen upon a young man. You ask him his name to which he replies Terry. You then proceed to tell him Terry? Isn't that a girls name? Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. Terry?! you say laughing, Terry's a girls name! Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.

You have died of dissin' Terry :(

A census enumerator is working out in the country when he knocks on the door of a farmhouse.

A woman opens the door, and the man explains he's with the census and she agrees to do the interview. Eventually he gets to the part where he asks if she has children.

Let's see, says the woman, There's Timmy and Tammy; they're 4. There's Molly and Holly; they're 8. There's Terry and Larry; they're–

The census worker cuts her off, wide-eyed. You mean to tell me, he says, that you got twins EVERY time?!

The woman laughs and says Oh goodness, no! There was hundreds of times we didn't get anything!

You see a man on the side of the road. You pull over and ask his name. Terry, he says.

You pull over and ask his name. Terry, he says.


You start laughing. That's a girl's name!


He pulls out a gun and shoots you.

=== =====

You have died of dissin' Terry.

"All the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"

"Yeah," said Rincewind. "Luters, I expect."

* Terry Pratchett, *The Light Fantastic*

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