Terry Jokes
58 terry jokes and hilarious terry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about terry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Terry Short Jokes
Short terry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The terry humour may include short turner jokes also.
- Playing Oregon Trail. You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, That's a girl's name! Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.
- I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews. I made the comment that he wasn't a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin' Terry.
- Terrance was the most dangerous and least respected hardship on the Oregon trail Scholars say over half of fatalities were caused by dissin' terry
- If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya... Your on the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry.
You laugh and say "Terry is a girls name!"
He shoots you.
You have died of dissin Terry. - Top 5 highest Paid Black Actors 1. Terry Crews $800,000,000
2. Bill Cosby $400,000,000
3. Will Smith $350,000,000
4. Robert Downey Jr $300,000,000
5. Denzel Washington $280,000,000 - "Knowledge is a weapon" said Terry Goodkind which is why the cops can shoot you for holding a book
- Heisenberg's wife was unhappy... because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
Credit to Greg and/or Terry from American Dad. - I played Oregon trail and made fun of a guy named Terry. He stabbed me... I died of Dissin'-Terry
- Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw. He died of dissin' Terry.
- Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry.
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Terry One Liners
Which terry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with terry? I can suggest the ones about taffy and tony.
- Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail 'cause they just died of dissin' Terry.
- What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews? Crews Control.
- What's Terry Fox's favourite restaurant? IHop.
- Did you hear about the farmer who named his male calf Terry? It was a Terry bull name.
- How do Islamic Extremists dry themselves off? Terry Towels!
- Do you know what the one vegetable that isn't actually vegan is? Terry Schiavo.
- How do monsters like their eggs? Terri- *fried*
- If Prince Harry and meghan markle have a baby boy They should call him Terry
- What do you call a 1 legged fox? Terry.
- What do you say when Batman Beyond spills your beer? Terry, Me Guinness!
- Still waiting on Terri Schiavo's unplugged album.
- Where does Terry go when he gets sliced in half? To the semi-terry.
- Terry Terry wogans head stene is to be left blankity blank
- Im glad Terry Wogan is dead. It's a comic relief.
- Woe, gone. RIP Sir Terry
Terry Fox Jokes
Here is a list of funny terry fox jokes and even better terry fox puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Terry Fox should have taken his leg off for his run across Canada in 1980 ... and made it the Marathon of Hop
- How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton? They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
- What do you call a fox with one leg? Terry :D
- What do h**... and Terry Fox have in common? Neither could finish a race.
Terry Pratchett Jokes
Here is a list of funny terry pratchett jokes and even better terry pratchett puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- They say a thief stole the secret of fire from the gods... ...Unfortunately, he couldn't fence it, as it was too hot. He really got burned on that deal.
Courtesy of Men At Arms by Terry Pratchett. - A boy goes into a butcher's shop and says, 'Mum says can we please have a sheep's head...". "...and you're to leave the eyes in 'cos it's got to see us through the week."
Credit to Terry Pratchett.
Comical Terry Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about terry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean patty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make terry pranks.
Three fishermen
Bob, Steve, and Terry are out in the boat, fishing and drinking beer. Terry stands up to pee over the side but falls overboard and sinks right to the bottom.
Steve doesn't hesitate. He kicks off his shoes and dives into the water after Terry. A few moments later, he surfaces, dragging the body behind, and immediately begins mouth-to-mouth.
"Jeez," he gasps. "Terry sure does have bad breath!"
"Yeah," says Bob. "And where did he get that snowmobile suit?"
If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of?
Dissing Terry.
A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry...
"Terry? What a s**... name!"
Terry killed him.
He died from dissin' Terry.
You meet a man on the Oregon trail...
You meet a man on the Oregon trail that tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him that Terry is a girls' name. Without hesitation Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead. You have died of dissin Terry.
Did you know the original programmer of Oregon Trail was beaten to death by mentally ill Discworld fan?
He died of dissin' Terry.
Terry's friend has a problem
Bob came up to Terry in tears and Terry naturally asked what's wrong.
"I'm attracted to dead people and I'm disgusted with myself."
"Bro." said Terry "Not only do I feel ya, I n**...-feelya."
When you're on the Oregon Trail don't make fun of Terrance, or he might kill you.
You don't want to die of dissin' Terry.
We should clone Terry Crews and arm his horde of clones to wage war on our enemies
He could form the basis for a new milli-Terry
A friend of mine died on the Oregon trail.
He insulted Terry's mother. He died of dissing Terry.
Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert
Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert and that occasional situations would arise where somebody would come fetch me for consultation. I would burst into the room wearing a terry aerobics headband and exclaim, "did somebody say let's get physics Al?
You see a man on the side of the road
You see a man on the side of the road. You pull over and ask his name. Terry, he says. You start laughing. That's a girl's name! He pulls out a gun and shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.
"Rincewind, all the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"
"Yeah, Luters I expect." --Terry Pratchet, The Light Fantastic
Why did Chicken DEATH cross the road?
To get to the other scythe...
(and a million Terry Pritchett fans sharpen their knives)
You're walking along the Oregon trail
You're walking along the Oregon trail when you happen upon a young man. You ask him his name to which he replies Terry. You then proceed to tell him Terry? Isn't that a girls name? Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. Terry?! you say laughing, Terry's a girls name! Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.
You have died of dissin' Terry :(
A census enumerator is working out in the country when he knocks on the door of a farmhouse.
A woman opens the door, and the man explains he's with the census and she agrees to do the interview. Eventually he gets to the part where he asks if she has children.
Let's see, says the woman, There's Timmy and Tammy; they're 4. There's Molly and Holly; they're 8. There's Terry and Larry; they're–
The census worker cuts her off, wide-eyed. You mean to tell me, he says, that you got twins EVERY time?!
The woman laughs and says Oh goodness, no! There was hundreds of times we didn't get anything!
You see a man on the side of the road. You pull over and ask his name. Terry, he says.
You pull over and ask his name. Terry, he says.
You start laughing. That's a girl's name!
He pulls out a gun and shoots you.
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You have died of dissin' Terry.
"All the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"
"Yeah," said Rincewind. "Luters, I expect."
* Terry Pratchett, *The Light Fantastic*
Two friends Sam and Terry are spending the day together
As they are walking home down an empty street they find themselves at gunpoint with a mugger asking for their wallets.
As they take out their wallets Sam says "One sec" He takes a 20 out of his wallet and gives it to Terry
"Here's the 20 I owe you"
