The Best 35 Territory Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Territory jokes. There are some territory domain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these territory standoff puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Territory Jokes and Puns

If someone...

If someone is having second thoughts about booking a trip in native American territory, you could say they are having a reservation reservation reservation.

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Good thing self posts don't grant negative karma >.>

A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...

The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."

The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"

Territory joke, An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

Did you hear about the pissed-off cartographer tasked with redrawing the map of Canada's largest territory?

He was halving Nunavut.

Women are alot like continents.

At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- virgin territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.


Canadian territory puns? Yukon be serious! I'm having Nunavut.

Landmine

A recently recruited soldier approaches his training officer and asks him:
-Sir, I have a question. What do I do if I step on a landmine?
-Well, son, the standard procedure in this case would be to rise about 20 feet into the air and then spread around a large territory.

Territory joke, Landmine

How much of Canada's land area does its largest territory take up?

*Nunavut.*

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

Why is the Canadian territory called Nunavut?

Because that's how much land is livable in it. None of it.

Sorry.

ISIS is winning the war

By denying US troops visas into territory surrounding the caliphate

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What is the difference between vampires and the US military? [politics]

Vampires must be invited onto other people's territory.

I was making fun of my friend's favorite Canadian territory...

...but he was having Nunavut...

Trump calls Putin on the phone

Trump says, "You need to stop annexing territory in Ukraine"

Putin responds, "Crimea river"

There once was an emperor who ruled over a massive territory.

When he came in to power he passed many strange laws. The first law he passed was that in every sentence that you use the word "or" you must also have an "M" in that same sentence.

The people of his domain could do nothing to oppose this outrageous law because it was the
"M per Ors" decree.

Wrote a series about giving guns to monkeys and watching how their evolutionary instincts led them to battle over territory.

Called it Gorilla Warfare.

Territory joke, Wrote a series about giving guns to monkeys and watching how their evolutionary instincts led them t

You get to choose between visiting Canada's largest territory, or all the provinces together.

It's either all of it or Nunavut

Saudi Arabia banned chess, calling it a dangerous game

Reasons are:

1. The Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. The Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. The Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. The Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
5. Most importantly, there's only one Queen.

Which delicious dairy snack deserves to form an independent nation of from the territory of three authoritarian nations?

The Cheese Kurds.


I lovingly call my girlfriend "Russia"

Because she's always annexing my territory in bed when we sleep.

I just started dating this girl and there have been several red flags...

...but I guess that just comes with the territory when dating a communist.

In Germany's defense:

They've never really done well in Russian territory.

All of the flags on the moon have been bleached white by the radiation from the sun..

.. making it officially French territory.

I saw Chuck Norris walking a dog once

Wait... no I take that back. It was actually Chuck Norris chasing a dog after it tried to mark over his territory.

The bravest men and women in the world are military commandos.

Think about it: all that running, getting shot at, dangerous missions deep into enemy territory... and all while not wearing any underpants!

How does the Prague mafia mark its territory?

With a Czech mark

What do you call it when a communist dog pee?

It Karl marks it's territory

I think the Territory Ahead catalog should come out with a line of underwear.

They could call it "Territory Behind."

The French wanted more territory...

So they got ready to invade Spain

As the army crossed the border they were immediately ambushed and lost the battle.

Why?

Because nobody expects the Spanish in-position

Chess is a very progressive game...

Because if the soldier gets to the enemy's territory, his reward is getting to marry the king.

A king sends a scout to the northern part of his territory.

The scout returns and rushes to the King to deliver his report.
"Your Grace, the northerners are revolting!"

The King replies, "I do know that they don't take a bath that often, but isn't it a bit too rude to call them that?"

U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts:

Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "Gringo, we are invading the United States of
America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.

When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last 4. The other 20 million are already there.

I made a one minute long documentary on a U.S. island territory in Micronesia...

It's called Guam in 60 Seconds.

Dear Belarusian President Lukashenko

my mother-in-law is taking the next Ryanair flight number 1268 from Paris to Moscow and will be flying over your territory at around 8pm. I distinctly heard her criticising your regime this Sunday at the dinner table. You are welcome.


Ps: not my joke, translated from french

My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath,

"Married!" and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.

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