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55 territory jokes and hilarious territory puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about territory that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A collection of jokes about the territories of northern Canada: northern Territories, Nunavut and Newfoundland. A light-hearted look at the unique culture that can be found on this sometimes isolated and unique frontier!

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Funniest Territory Short Jokes

Short territory jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The territory humour may include short colony jokes also.

  1. I just started dating this girl and there have been several red flags... ...but I guess that just comes with the territory when dating a communist.
  2. All of the flags on the moon have been bleached white by the radiation from the sun.. .. making it officially French territory.
  3. Trump calls Putin on the phone Trump says, "You need to stop annexing territory in Ukraine"
    Putin responds, "Crimea river"
  4. Canada was like, "This is all part of the Northwest Territories," but the Inuit were having Nunavut.
  5. I said Canada was made up of ten provinces and two territories But the Inuits were having Nunavut.
  6. I made a one minute long documentary on a U.S. island territory in Micronesia... It's called Guam in 60 Seconds.
  7. I was making fun of my friend's favorite Canadian territory... ...but he was having Nunavut...
  8. You get to choose between visiting Canada's largest territory, or all the provinces together. It's either all of it or Nunavut
  9. I lovingly call my girlfriend "Russia" Because she's always annexing my territory in bed when we sleep.
  10. Chess is a very progressive game... Because if the soldier gets to the enemy's territory, his reward is getting to marry the king.

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Territory One Liners

Which territory one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with territory? I can suggest the ones about district and boundary.

  1. What do you call a territorial lobster? Shellfish.
  2. How much of Canada's land area does its largest territory take up? *Nunavut.*
  3. Canadian joke eh! Why did the Northwest Territories split?
    They were halving Nunavut.
  4. How does the Prague mafia mark its territory? With a Czech mark
  5. How do werewolves mark their territory? Lycanthropee
  6. He is always lost in thought, it's unfamiliar territory.
  7. Someone told me Canada had no territories... I was having Nunavut.
  8. What do you call it when a communist dog pee? It Karl marks it's territory
  9. Canadian territory puns? Yukon be serious! I'm having Nunavut.
  10. How much of the Northwest Territory's land isn't covered in snow? Nunavut.
  11. In Germany's defense: They've never really done well in Russian territory.
  12. What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now.
  13. He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
  14. To an Xbox avocate, a PlayStation is like... Uncharted Territory
  15. A mosquito walks into gang territory looking for blood... All he finds are cripz.

Yukon Territory Jokes

Here is a list of funny yukon territory jokes and even better yukon territory puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Inuits were outraged by the european settlers' claims to Northwest Territories and Yukon They were having Nunavut
  • I visited my sister in the Yukon and the squirrels were really aggressive. They were territorial
Territory joke, I visited my sister in the Yukon and the squirrels were really aggressive.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about territory can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of territory puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Territory Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about territory you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean empire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make territory prank.

Pittsburgh

There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh.
Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman.
The priests were all embarrassed and in new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh," he began, "and I would like the change in n**... and dimes." So, of course, he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And
I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."

If someone...

If someone is having second thoughts about booking a trip in native American territory, you could say they are having a reservation reservation reservation.
...
Good thing self posts don't grant negative karma >.>

A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...

The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.
M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"
T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"

Did you hear about the p**...-off cartographer tasked with redrawing the map of Canada's largest territory?

He was halving Nunavut.

In 1941, a German boy named Hans was listening to the radio.

Over the radio, h**... announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where's the United States?" asked Hans. His father pointed on a map to the continental nation in North America.
"And I'm told we're already at war with Russia," the curious lad continued. "Where is Russia?" His father pointed to where Soviet Russia lay in all its time zone-hogging glory.
"And we're also at war with the British Empire," added Hans. "Where is that?" His father pointed out all the territories of the empire upon which the sun never set.
"And where is Germany?" asked Hans. His father pointed to their country in central Europe.
Hans thought for a moment and then said, "Father, has h**... seen this map?"

Women are alot like continents.

At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- v**... territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.

Landmine

A recently recruited soldier approaches his training officer and asks him:
-Sir, I have a question. What do I do if I step on a landmine?
-Well, son, the standard procedure in this case would be to rise about 20 feet into the air and then spread around a large territory.

There once was an emperor who ruled over a massive territory.

When he came in to power he passed many strange laws. The first law he passed was that in every sentence that you use the word "or" you must also have an "M" in that same sentence.
The people of his domain could do nothing to oppose this outrageous law because it was the
"M per Ors" decree.

Wrote a series about giving guns to monkeys and watching how their evolutionary instincts led them to battle over territory.

Called it Gorilla Warfare.

Saudi Arabia banned chess, calling it a dangerous game

Reasons are:
1. The Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. The Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. The Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. The Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
5. Most importantly, there's only one Queen.

Which delicious dairy snack deserves to form an independent nation of from the territory of three authoritarian nations?

The Cheese Kurds.

Without looking them up, do you know the names of all the Provinces, Islands, and Territories in Canada?????????

Well, apparently, Nunavut matters.

The bravest men and women in the world are military commandos.

Think about it: all that running, getting shot at, dangerous missions deep into enemy territory... and all while not wearing any underpants!

I think the Territory Ahead catalog should come out with a line of underwear.

They could call it "Territory Behind."

The French wanted more territory...

So they got ready to invade Spain
As the army crossed the border they were immediately ambushed and lost the battle.
Why?
Because nobody expects the Spanish in-position

A king sends a scout to the northern part of his territory.

The scout returns and rushes to the King to deliver his report.
"Your Grace, the northerners are revolting!"
The King replies, "I do know that they don't take a bath that often, but isn't it a bit too rude to call them that?"

India has decided to boycott Chinese products on all fronts to protest the latter's stand on disputed territories and their failure to inform India on the Coronavirus.

Meanwhile, Chinese textile mills are rolling out an all-new clothing line: "Boycott China" and are anticipating great demand from India.

U.S. navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts:

Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "g**..., we are invading the United States of
America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.

When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last 4. The other 20 million are already there.

Dear Belarusian President Lukashenko

my mother-in-law is taking the next Ryanair flight number 1268 from Paris to Moscow and will be flying over your territory at around 8pm. I distinctly heard her criticising your regime this Sunday at the dinner table. You are welcome.
Ps: not my joke, translated from french

My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath,

"Married!" and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.

Territory joke, My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up t

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