Terrific Jokes
27 terrific jokes and hilarious terrific puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about terrific that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short terrific jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The terrific humour may include short fantastic jokes also.
- A strange man appeared at the door and offered me 100k, but 200k would be given to the person I hate most. Terrific I said, I would love 300k.
- Who has 2 thumbs and wants a lot of awards for no effort? That would be me.
Love you all, have a terrific day! - I'm writing a book about Minecraft. it's not finished yet, but it has some terrific plot development.
- Did you hear about the two radios that fell in love? The wedding was boring but the reception was terrific.
- As a defense attorney for ED malpractice suits, I had a terrific strategy. . . but it didn't stand up in court.
- We just hired an ex-con, who was in for tax evasion, to do our landscaping And I must say he is terrific at cutting the corners.
- My grandfather had an act that never failed to 'bring the house down' He was a ~~terrible~~ terrific pyrotechnician.
- Why was the man who couldn't hear so aware of his surroundings? He had terrific deaf perception.
- (NAME) is a terrific athlete. He recently ran the London Marathon – he was aiming for 3 hours but just missed it! he made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes
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Terrific One Liners
Which terrific one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with terrific? I can suggest the ones about tremendous and fabulous.
- I love telling your momma jokes she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh.
- I had a terrific idea for a story! It was a novel idea.
- What is the most terrific, perfect, absolute best name for a dog? Hyperbole.
- What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!
- How would you describe the worst b**... you've ever gotten? Terrific!
Rib-Tickling Terrific Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about terrific you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean terrible jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make terrific pranks.
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Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic s**....
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific s**... life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
So this dude dies and goes to heaven...
... as he's approaching the pearly gates, St Peter says to him. "Ok, it's like this. You don't get into heaven just for being good anymore. You have to have done something really great. Can you think of anything that might qualify you?"
The man says. "Well, I once saw a group of really mean bikies harassing a little old lady. So I went up to the leader, I spat in his face, I kicked over his bike and I insulted his girlfriend!"
St Peter says, "That's terrific! When did you do that?"
"Oh, about 30 seconds ago."
A man dies and goes to heaven
St. Peter gives him a tour and asks him 'Well, what do you think?' The man says, 'Its terrific, everything I dreamed it would be. But who were those people sitting by themselves looking so unhappy?' 'Oh, those are the fundamentalists, they can't believe that they aren't the only ones here.'
Two old friends meet on the street one day who haven't seen each other in years...
Tony! Is that you?
Hal! You look terrific! What's your secret?
I hit a hitchhiker late at night three years ago when I was drunk and fled the scene, leaving him for dead.
Um... I meant for looking so young.
Charles Dickens was at his publisher's office.
CD: "I'm going to be honest with you, Howard. It's almost complete and I have most of the elements of the story figured out. Great characters, a terrific setting, some good conflict and a theme. But something's missing, and I can't figure out what it is"
Howard: "The plot, Dickens?"
There were two chefs. She was Chinese, he was German.
They fell in love, got married, and opened a restaurant together. The food is terrific, and very interesting; however...
A half hour after you eat there, you are hungry for power.
A family moves into their new house.
Grandma comes for a visit and asks the youngest child, a five-year-old, how he likes the new place. It's terrific, he says. I have my own room, my brother has his own room, and my sister has her own room. But poor mom is still sleeping with dad.
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An Australian joke
Dave returned to Snake Gully after a brief trip to Europe. Dad said, 'Reckon you saw a lot of mighty fine things in that Europe.'
'Sure did, Dad. Cathedrals, palaces, mansions. But what impressed me most were the dunnies. They sure have got terrific dunnies. And they all flush.'
'Well, son,' said Dad, 'reckon you ought to build yourself one of those posh dunnies. But you'll have to get rid of the old s**... first."
'Nothing to it, Dad.' Dave took out a hand grenade that he happened to have on him, pulled out the pin and threw it at the s**....
Dad's a slow thinker and a slow mover. After a while he said, 'I don't reckon you should have done that, son.'
Out of the debris staggered Mum. She lurched up to Dad and said, 'Reckon it must have been something i ate.'
