Terrier Jokes

These terrier jokes are guaranteed to make you bark with laughter! Enjoy a compilation of funny one-liners, from witty jests about the Bull Terrier, Yorkshire Terrier, Jack Russell Terrier, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Rat Terrier, West Highland Terrier, Cairn Terrier, and Spaniel. Get ready to gored with joy!

Heartwarming Terrier Jokes that Make You Laugh

I need to re-home a dog.

It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.

What has four legs and one arm?

A pitbull terrier in a childrens' playground

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

What kind of dog do you get when you mix a Terrier with a bulldog?

A Terribull dog (Told by my 7 year old daughter)

I need to re-home a dog

I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot.

If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.

Why was the dog put on the No Fly list?

It had ties to suspected terrier organizations

A Scottish Terrier walks into a bank

He sits at the desk of the Loan Officer, a Ms. Patty Black. He asks if he's eligible for a small business loan.

Do you have any collateral? , Patty asks.

I do have this, replies the Terrier, rooting around in his bag and pulling out a small porcelain figurine.

I'm not sure if we can accept this, says Patty. Let me ask my manager.

Patty calls her manager over and explains the situation. The manager says

It's a knickknack, Patty Black, give the dog a loan.

Terrier joke, A Scottish Terrier walks into a bank

What do you call a french dog that loves potatoes?

A pomme de terrier

My neigbors dog is a mix between a Terrier and a Bulldog

He is a terribull dog.

I once tried to Frankenstein a small dog with a cow

It was a terrier bull idea.

Free to Good Home:

Small terrier, cute and cuddly but barks constantly. If interested, I'll hop the neighbor's fence and get him for you.

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Geezer walks into a pub with his terrier

He walks up to the bar to order a drink, whereupon his dog starts licking its balls.

Another guy already at the bar looks wistfully at the dog and says to the owner Gee mate that's a skill eh, wish I could do that. .

The owner replies Give him a biscuit and he might let you.

An appeals court has upheld a ban on pit bulls

Another victory in the war on terrier

the blind con

a blind man goes into a restaurant with an american bull terrier. The manager remonstrated with him about the dog he asked what was wrong he was informed that a bull terrier was not a guide dog. He started to go crazy shouting that the bastards that sold him it told him it was a Labrador.

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