The Best 10 Terrier Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Terrier jokes. There are some terrier dachshund jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these terrier euthanize puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Terrier Jokes and Puns
I need to re-home a dog.
It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.
What has four legs and one arm?
A pitbull terrier in a childrens' playground
What does a Boston terrier sound like?
Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.
Why was the dog put on the No Fly list?
It had ties to suspected terrier organizations
What do you call a french dog that loves potatoes?
A pomme de terrier
I once tried to Frankenstein a small dog with a cow
It was a terrier bull idea.
Free to Good Home:
Small terrier, cute and cuddly but barks constantly. If interested, I'll hop the neighbor's fence and get him for you.
Geezer walks into a pub with his terrier
He walks up to the bar to order a drink, whereupon his dog starts licking its balls.
Another guy already at the bar looks wistfully at the dog and says to the owner Gee mate that's a skill eh, wish I could do that. .
The owner replies Give him a biscuit and he might let you.
An appeals court has upheld a ban on pit bulls
Another victory in the war on terrier
the blind con
a blind man goes into a restaurant with an american bull terrier. The manager remonstrated with him about the dog he asked what was wrong he was informed that a bull terrier was not a guide dog. He started to go crazy shouting that the bastards that sold him it told him it was a Labrador.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the terrier collie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working terrier bulldog piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.