Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Terrible Rash Jokes
A man goes to the doctor with a terrible rash on his nuts
The doctor says, "well you'll have to stop masturbating". Man says "why?"
Doctor says, "because it's making it really hard to examine you"
Apparently, if new dots on your arm don't fade under a glass tumbler, you should seek medical advice without thinking.
Which makes it easier for me, as I'm terrible at making rash decisions.
My roommate had a terrible rash
My roommate had a terrible rash that didn't seem to want to go away.
He decided to go see the doctor about it.
I came home that day to see him crying on the couch.
"Oh no... bad news?"
"Nope! The doctor said I'll be fine. He told me to 'Just go home and moist your eyes.'"