Terrain Jokes
6 terrain jokes and hilarious terrain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about terrain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Howlingly Hilarious Terrain Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What is a good terrain joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why did the rebels lose at the hoth battle?
The terrain was inhothpitable.
The Old Man and the Burdensome Load
An old man was tasked with carrying a bundle of sticks from his home to the next town over, and it was a terrible task. The bundle was very heavy, and the journey was many miles through harsh terrain. After many days, he could bear it no longer. His feet were blistered, his t**... was dry, and he was too tired to go on. In his misery, he called for Death.
Death appeared to him, clad in a black robe and carrying his scythe. The old man fell to his knees. "Thank you so much for coming to me in my time of need!" He cried with joy. "You can help me carry these sticks!"
Terrain Disasters
What do you call white people rolling down a hill? --Avalanche
What do you call Hispanic people rolling down a hill? --Landslide
What do you call black people rolling down a hill? --Jailbreak
What is Sabrina the Teenage Witch's Aunt's favorite kind of terrain?
Hill, duh
Emergency Landing
A pilot was flying at night when his engine quit, so he hurriedly looked up what to do in the flight manual.
"First, establish a stable glide speed. Turn the landing light on. If the terrain appears unsuitable for a forced landing, turn the landing light off."
There was a group of hikers who climbed a steep mountain.
The terrain is treacherous. Every step could be their last. Until it proved itself true. One of them fell down. But fortunately, he went down into a small ledge beside the mountain.
"John! Are you okay? Hold on to the rope!"
"My arms are broken. I can't carry myself."
"Try to tie the rope around your legs. We're gonna pull you up!"
"My legs are broken too. It hurts so much."
"Bite the rope as hard as you can!"
John bit the rope as hard as he can. His friends pulled him up. Midway...
"John! How are you doing? Are you okay?"
"I'M GOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!"
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