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Funniest Tern Short Jokes

Short tern jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tern humour may include short utter jokes also.

  1. Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds They've left no tern unstoned
  2. I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it turns out it was a seabird. I took a tern for the wurst.
  3. My butcher has started making sausages from seabirds.... Today he has taken a tern for the wurst.
  4. At the beach house, we had a major problem with sea birds. I started throwing rocks at them. I left no Tern unstoned.
  5. Have you heard about the place way up North where birds stop flying North and start flying south? It's where they make Arctic Terns.
  6. I thought my girlfriend was getting over her seabird-related kleptomania ...then she took a tern for the worse.
  7. Which song was sung about birds, and also sung by birds? The Byrds- Tern Tern Tern.
    Credit- my dad.
  8. Have you heard about the hippie ornithologist who went to the arctic? He left no tern unstoned.
  9. Why did the bird poacher get arrested in New Mexico? Because he took a wrong tern in Albuquerque.
  10. I'm so glad those gulls found love and happiness together. After all, one good tern deserves another.

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Tern One Liners

Which tern one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tern? I can suggest the ones about terminal and pent.

  1. My friend traded a sausage for a seabird. He's taken a tern for the wurst.
  2. My local butcher switched to using sea birds in his sausage. It was a tern for the wurst.
  3. What do you call a seagull fresh out of the oven? A 360 degree tern.
Tern joke, What do you call a seagull fresh out of the oven?

Comical Tern Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about tern you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tern pranks.

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Police are looking for a man selling m**... to birds.

Eyewitnesses report he left no tern unstoned.

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The FBI made a big m**... bust recently.

The took the approximately 2 tons of w**... to a landfill and had it incinerated. However, the EPA stepped in and showed concern for the multitude of seagulls flying overhead. You know what their study discovered? That there was no tern left unstoned.

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The effect of p**... on shore birds...

On the beach yesterday I saw a researcher blowing clouds of p**... smoke on shore birds to study the effects of m**... on their flying. He was very thorough, making sure he dosed every single one he saw.
It was his intention to leave no tern unstoned.

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A stash of cannabis plants has been dumped in a local Estuary and local seabirds have been seen feeding nearby.

Bird welfare groups are investigating and they say no tern has been left un-s**...!!..

A Date on the Beach

A man once took his sweetheart for a Valentine's Day picnic on the beach. All was going well, when suddenly they were attacked by nesting shorebirds. I guess you could say their enchanted evening took a tern for the worse.

The government has developed machines that will pick litter up from the beach.

I saw one the other day, but unfortunately it was malfunctioning and was grabbing birds off the shoreline instead.
I thought "Well, that took a tern."

Tern joke, Have you heard about the hippie ornithologist who went to the arctic?