Terms Of Service Jokes
10 terms of service jokes and hilarious terms of service puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about terms of service that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Terms Of Service Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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The shooter at YouTube...
Was removed because her content violated YouTube's terms of service.
Sorry about that
Who are the fastest readers?
Apple users, they read 100 pages of changed terms of service in one second.
The 3 most common lies on internet
1). I have read and agree to the terms of service
2). Status offline
3). yes i am 18 years old
We have updated our Privacy Statement and Terms of Service
I didn't bother writing a punchline, because you're not gonna read it anyway.
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What did the Terms of Service say after it got r**...?
I've been violated.
I tried to be a pornstar
But apparently that type of content breaks Terms of Service on Vine
Just Admit it
Your biggest lie was & still is : "I have read and agrees\d to the terms of service."
World's Funniest Joke
The "world's funniest joke" is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research. For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could rate and submit jokes. Purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries.
The History Channel eventually hosted a special on the subject.
The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show sketch by Spike Milligan,was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester:
*Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"*
True meaning of Service.
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."
"It's the act of doing things for other people." Then I heard these terms which reference the word service:
* Internal Revenue Service
* Postal Service
* Telephone Service
* Civil Service
* City & County Public Service
* Customer Service
* Service Stations
Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.
So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows. Suddenly, it all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are all about.
I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.
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I'm always afraid my wife will leave me for a...
I'm always afraid my wife will leave me for a doctor because he'll treat her better.
I'm always afraid my wife will leave me for a banker because he's a better long term investment.
I'm always afraid my wife will leave me for a mechanic because he'll know how to service her undercarriage.
I'm always afraid my wife will leave me for a UPS deliveryman because he'll have a bigger package
I'm always afraid my wife will leave me for a s**... because he'll always want to take her out.
I'm always afraid my wife will leave me for a trucker because he's in for the long haul.
I'm always afraid my wife will leave me for a town water inspector since he'll treat her well.
I'm always afraid my wife will leave me for a midget because he under stands.
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