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36 terms and conditions jokes and hilarious terms and conditions puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about terms and conditions that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Terms And Conditions Short Jokes

Short terms and conditions jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The terms and conditions humour may include short terms of service jokes also.

  1. Dang girl are you a zero percent APR loan? cuz I don't understand your terms and conditions and you keep saying you have no interest
  2. What is the greatest lie of all time? "I have read and accepted the terms and conditions."
  3. My girlfriend is like terms and conditions Because I ignore everything she says and then agree with her.
  4. I heard Putin was installing Windows And Microsoft had to accept his terms and conditions.
  5. I love you unconditionally*. -God *Terms and conditions apply.
    See Bible for more details.
  6. Arguing with your Lady is like reading "Terms and Conditions of Use" In the end You just give up understanding, and say: "I Agree"
  7. Arguing with a woman is like reading Terms and Conditions You end up ignoring it all and just clicking "I agree" at the bottom
  8. If someone says they have never lied they are lying because no one has ever read the terms and conditions.
  9. Who are the fastest readers? Apple users, they confirm to have read 968 pages of terms and conditions in usually less than two seconds.
  10. Did you read that email about the new privacy laws affecting the terms and conditions? TL;DR

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Terms And Conditions One Liners

Which terms and conditions one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with terms and conditions? I can suggest the ones about terms and privacy policy.

  1. Why do Adam and Eve use Android? Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions.
  2. Adam & Eve The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.
  3. When Chuck Norris updates Windows ...Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions
  4. I get ignored so much. My name should be Terms and Conditions.
  5. What is the biggest lie in the Universe I have read and accepted the terms and conditions
  6. What is the one thing that everyone can agree on? Terms and Conditions
  7. Adam and Eve. First people in history to not read the Apple terms and conditions.
  8. I get ignored so much that people call me terms and conditions
  9. Never trust a website with purple terms and conditions. They clearly violet your privacy.
  10. They call me terms and conditions Cause i am always ignored
  11. I think there's something that we can all agree on. Terms and Conditions
  12. Terms and Conditions. Wow. Now you wanna look what's in it.

Terms And Conditions Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about terms and conditions you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean condition jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make terms and conditions pranks.

The sign on the music shop read "Get Your Free Guitar Now! No Terms and Conditions applied".

Bob quickly got hold of one of them and unpacked the package. He was surprised to see that the guitar lacked strings.
I guess you could say:
"There were no strings attached."

Terms & Conditions

The zoo acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the zoo vet found the female gorilla was on heat and there was no male of the species.
The zoo management discovered that one of their staff
possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
So the zoo approached him with a proposition, Would he be willing to have s**... with the gorilla for Rs. 50,000?
He showed some interest but said he would have to think.
The next day he announced that he would accept their offer,
but under three conditions:
1. You won't make a video recording,
2. You must never tell anyone about this.
3. I will need at least one week to arrange the money