Termite Jokes

Funniest Termite Short Jokes

Short termite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The termite humour may include short rodent jokes also.

1. A joke my Grandmother told me today. So a termite walks into a bar. He sits down on one of the stools and asks the man behind the counter Is the bar tender here?
2. I'm a fan of simple jokes So a termite walks into a pub and says: " Is the bartender here?"
3. What did the termite say to the chair? What did the termite say to the chair?
   ....
   It was nice knawing you.
4. Outside my school there is an unfortunate tree It has been hit by a car, struck by lightning, and now infested with termites.
   What a poor sap
5. How did you know that the exterminator was attracted to termites? Because he pitched a tent whenever he saw one...
6. What's the difference between a 19th-century American pioneer and a termite exterminator? One passes through the good west and the other gasses through the wood pests.
7. termites on a date Termite 1: man I like wood
8. A horse, traveling salesman, atom, termite, and talking dog walked into a bar. The bartender said "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
9. Just threw out my one night stand. There were termites.
10. What did a host termite told to a visitor termite? Have a seat.

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Termite One Liners

Which termite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with termite? I can suggest the ones about insect and fire ants.

1. What would two termites order at a restaurant? Table for 2
2. A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
3. I've decided I want a pet termite. I'm going to call him Clint. Clint Eatswood
4. What did one termite say to another in a burning building? "Barbecue tonight!"
5. A toothless termite.. Walks into a bar and hollars ," Hey, where's the bar tender?!"
6. What do termites put on their toast? Door jamb.
7. A termite walks into a bar.. And says where is the bartender
8. What flavor do termites like best? Chair-y
9. Why is it so hard to train termites? Because for a termite the stick IS the carrot
10. What do termites and my girlfriend have in common? They both like wood
11. What did the toothless termite said when he entered a bar ? Is bar-tender in here ....😂
12. What do gay termites eat? Woodpecker.
13. Why are termites so good at math? They understand *logarithms*.
14. Where did Noah keep his termites? In a plastic bag.
15. Did Noah include termites on the ark?

Laughable Termite Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about termite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean terminator jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make termite pranks.