The Best 46 Terminator Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Terminator jokes. There are some terminator baroque jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these terminator the terminal irishman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Terminator Jokes and Puns

I bought a sex Terminator from Cyberdyne

It keeps telling me come with me if you want to live.

On the upside, Oscar Pistorus has had his paralympic classification promoted...

...he's gone from T43 (double below knee amputee) all the way up to T800 (The Terminator).

Terminator doesn't google himself

he uses Altavista baby.

Terminator joke, Terminator doesn't google himself

The Terminator

I was talking with my good friend Arnold about what he was going to be for Halloween this year. It surprised me to hear that he intended to dress up as a composer. When i asked him which one he looked dead into my eyes and said "I'll be Bach."

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Somebody told the terminator to update his Microsoft windows, his response-

"I still love vista, baby"

How did the Terminator convince his girlfriend to move in with him?

He said, "Live with me if you want to come."

Terminator joke, How did the Terminator convince his girlfriend to move in with him?

If Terminator had a horse, what would its name be?


I'll show myself out...

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What is the Terminators Muslim name?

Al Bi Baq

The Terminator and his friends decided to go to a costume party dressed up as famous classical musicians.

"I'll be Beethoven!", said one friend.

"I'll be Mozart!", said the other friend.

"I'll be Bach.", said The Terminator.

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Did you guys hear about how Mattel took back all those Terminator action figures?

It was a *Total Recall*

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Terminator, RoboCop, & Optimus Prime are all together thinking of their next costume for Halloween...

when RoboCop says "We should all be classical musical composers; I'll be..Beethoven!".


Optimus Prime agrees and says "alright - I'll be..Mozart!".


Terminator stands up and says "I'll be Bach!".

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Terminator joke, How does the Terminator lose weight?

What do you call a Robotic Abortion Doctor?

The Terminator

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

RIP Bill Paxton

The only guy to be killed by a predator, a terminator, an alien, and a botched heart surgery.

I was going to be the Terminator for Halloween

Then I thought, "Nah, I'll be Bach."

I wish my Dad was the Terminator...

...because then he'd come back.

What did the terminator say when he accidentally got sent back in time to the renaissance?

I'll be Bach.

Two different testicles

Doctor: You got two different testicles. One is made of wood and the other one is metal.

Man: * **surprised** *

Doctor: Do you have children?

Man: Yes, two - Pinocchio is 3 and Terminator will be 7 soon.

Imagine Arnies Terminator being made by the Italiens...

Terminator going around; Pasta la Pizza, baby!

My wife said she is leaving me because I always mis-quote the Terminator films.

She'll be back.

What do we want!?

Time machines!

When do we want it!?

Its irrelevant!

Probably a repost but just watched the Terminator Genis and found it hilarious

what did the terminator say after deciding to learn classical music?

"I'll be bach"

Alternate dimensions joke

A man learns how to go into alternate dimensions where he can become other people. He says "This is awesome, I've always wanted to be Arnold Schwarzenegger acting in the Terminator films, but I've also always wanted to compose classical music. So first, I'll be Bach"

What did the Terminator do after he lost his job?

He became an Exterminator

Terminator decided to stop killing and take up an honest job.

Now he's an exterminator

Having sex with the terminator was quite unpleasant

He kept saying come with me if you want to live

What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a musician?

"I'll be Bach".

The terminator is like cancer

They'll both be back

My dad is like Terminator

I hope

Terminator the musical

"I'll be bach!"

The Terminator got sick of chasing Sarah Connor, so he started a pest control company.

He became an exterminator.

My friend asked if I wanted to be the Terminator or a 17th century composer for halloween

So I said "I'll be Bach"

"Mr. Schwarzenegger, let me guess... If you return, you'll be coming to our party as - the Terminator."

"I'll be Bach."

The Terminator T-100 walks into a bar and says,

"Gimmie a screwdriver! I need to loosen up."

Where did the terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B, Back.

What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?

The Exterminator.

After coming in a close second in the annual Historical Composers Halloween Costume Contest, the terminator vowed to win the next year..

"I'll be Bach"

Me: "I'll be back!"

My dad: "See you later, Terminator!"

A Jehovah's Witness knocked at my door this morning.

Could you spare a few moments to talk about the Judgement Day? he asked.

Well, I replied, I'm not a big fan of the Terminator series. I Said

Arnold Schwarzeneggar never has mice, rats or cockroaches in his house

He is an ex Terminator

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