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Termination Jokes

5 termination jokes and hilarious termination puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about termination that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Great Termination Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What is a good termination joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to i**... usage.
Sincerely, your service provider.

I cracked a joke about dementia to my friend at the bus. The old man sitting next to me politely asked. "Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?"

I replied "yes I cancer." Then I cracked tumor

A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows

Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.

What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Customer,
Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.


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