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I cracked a joke about dementia to my friend at the bus. The old man sitting next to me politely asked. "Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?"

I replied "yes I cancer." Then I cracked tumor

A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows

Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

From how high can you drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Higher than you would think, the structural integrity of a well laid concrete floor renders it virtually indestructible towards an incoming egg, even at terminal velocity.

I recently got sick at the airport,

my doctor says it's a terminal illness.

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