Terminal Velocity Jokes
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Funniest Terminal Velocity Short Jokes
Short terminal velocity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The terminal velocity humour may include short terminal illness jokes also.
- Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground? Because he reached terminal velocity.
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Terminal Velocity One Liners
Which terminal velocity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with terminal velocity? I can suggest the ones about terminal and final destination.
- A child with cancer goes skydiving for his bucket list He's now at terminal velocity.
- A falling Borg has no terminal velocity... ...Air resistance is futile.
- How fast does a skydiving cancer patient fall? Terminal velocity.
- What did the doctor tell the skydiver? I'm afraid you have velocity. And it's terminal.
- How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport? Terminal velocity.
- I threw my screen out of a window It reached terminal velocity
- How fast do you have to run to catch your flight? Terminal velocity
- Why can't you beat a cancer patient in a race? Cause they move at terminal velocity.
The Funniest Terminal Velocity Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about terminal velocity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean touchdown jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make terminal velocity pranks.
From how high can you drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?
Higher than you would think, the structural integrity of a well laid concrete floor renders it virtually indestructible towards an incoming egg, even at terminal velocity.
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3 guys went for an archery competition...
The first guy shoots an arrow into the sky and out of nowhere, a hawk swoops in and catches that arrow and plants it on the bulls eye.
"Who are you?" asked the judge.
"I am Hawkeye.", the first guy replied smugly.
The second guy shoots 2 arrows up into the sky and miraculously, 2 pigeons fly by, catch the arrows with their beaks and plant it on the bulls eye for him.
"Who are you?", asked the bewildered judge.
"I am Oliver Queen." he smirked.
The last guy feeling the pressure of the momentous task to impress shoots 3 arrows into the sky but only to have all of them fell at terminal velocity and p**... the judge on the a**....
"Wh..wh...who are you?", he groans in great pain.
"I am sorry..."