The Best 62 Term Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Term jokes. There are some term diplomatic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these term describe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Term Jokes and Puns

Trump should not have said "shit-hole countries".

The correct term is "turd-world countries".

Why will the congress never impeach Trump?

Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.

I called two girls hipsters and got slapped.

Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".

Term joke, I called two girls hipsters and got slapped.

My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther

He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

I don't like the term 'Anal Bleaching'.

I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.


What's the technical term for a female to male sex change?

A strapadictome

How did the Terminator convince his girlfriend to move in with him?

He said, "Live with me if you want to come."

Term joke, How did the Terminator convince his girlfriend to move in with him?

Hipsters

I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".

Someone called me racist for saying "black paint"

Apparently the politically correct term is "Tyrone, please paint the fence".

Today I ended a long term relationship.

I don't really care though, it wasn't mine.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Ted Cruz has aborted his campaign

..but I say he should be forced to carry it to full term

My father suffers from short term memory loss

I hope it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it.

How did the terminal cancer patient do in school?

He passed.

What idiot coined the term ex-fiancΓ©

Instead of near-Mrs

Term joke, What idiot coined the term ex-fiancΓ©

Slavery is such an ugly word...

I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.

My girlfriend said that I should use the term 'make love' instead of 'fuck.'

What the make love is she talking about?

Hippies.

Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.


I never use the term "feminazi"...

Because the Nazis actually got stuff done.

The term 'Grammar Nazi' is outdated and offensive...

...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write

How do you keep Trump busy for the rest of his term?

Tell him his twitter phone is in the corner of his office.

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland.

He was the twenty second President.

What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?"

Glucose guardian.

My mum suffers with short term memory loss

Hope it doesn't run in the family because my mums got it too

Board Game Shop

Me: I want a dice.

Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.

Me: I want 2 die.

Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.

Me: I want 2 die alone.

So my parents were "debating" at the dinner table the other night

Mom: Cougar is the term used to describe an older woman who desires young men. I'm seeing a double standard here. Why isn't there a term for an older man who desires young women? What is he called?

Dad: Smart.

The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa..." is really stupid

Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds, they're lucky if they get a single serving.

I asked my librarian if she had a book on short term memory loss...

I asked my librarian if she had a book on short term memory loss...

The scientific term for lazy eye is atchaphoria.

One eye is looking atcha and the other is looking phoria.

Studies have shown that smoking weed causes short term memory loss.

Next thing you know they'll be saying smoking weed causes short term memory loss.

What's the engineering term for a one night stand?

A nut and bolt.

What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer?

Google Chrome.

Given the terms crab , tuna , lobster , and Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders , which does not fit?

Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.

I get ignored so much.

My name should be Terms and Conditions.

A termite walks into a pub

and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

The United States doesn't use torture techniques such as water boarding

The prefer the term "tactical baptism"

Terminator decided to stop killing and take up an honest job.

Now he's an exterminator

There's an actual medical term for when your foot falls asleep.

It's called 'coma toes'

The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry.

Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time.

And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.

If smoking Marijuana causes short term memory loss,

what does smoking Marijuana do?

Anti-Vaxx parents hate it when you call their toddler's outbursts a "temper tantrum."

They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"

These days you can't even say "blackboard" anymore.

The politically correct term is: "Jamal, get on my ship."

So President Trump wants to abolish the two term limit on the Presidency.

Welcome back President Obama we missed you.

America should go 4 years with no president after this term ends.

Taking some time to be single after an abusive relationship is really important.

I angered two people by calling them hipsters...

Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.

Do you want to know why the republicans won't impeach Trump?

Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.

TIL the term "cannibal" is offensive.

They prefer to be called "humanitarians."

There's a term for guys like Donald Trump.

But apparently not 2 terms.

Women see sex like buying a car

Can I see myself in this long term?

Is it safe?

Is it reliable?

Can it kill me?

Guys look at sex like parking a car.

There's a spot.

There's another spot.

Oh I have to pay? Never-mind.

Handicapped? Hope no-one sees this!

There's a term for people like Trump.

But there's not a second one.

If you thought alcohol was bad for your short term memory...

...just imagine what alcohol will do!

There's a term for Presidents like Trump..

Probably not *two* terms though...

My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 40 years without parole!!

Man, that sentence was way too long.

The medical term for owning too many dogs....

Rover Dose.

It is I who invented the term, "plagiarism".

However, Al Gore got credit for it.

A professor was starting to read and grade the immense stack of term papers on his desk....

....when a young man approached his desk.

Here's my paper, sir, said the student.

I'm sorry, young man. That paper was due yesterday, and I do not accept late submissions.

Well, excuse me, sir, the student said, haughtily. Do you know who I am?

No, I do not, replied the professor.

Good! the student answered gleefully, as he hastily stuck his paper into the middle of the stack and beat a hasty retreat.

Long term pain

During a congress about health care, the speaker asks:
"which food causes extreme suffering, even after years of being eaten?"

After a long silence an elderly raises his hand and replies "A WEDDING CAKE"

Kidnapped?

I prefer the term "Surprise Adoption"

I ended a long term relationship today...

Lucky, it wasn't mine.

Courts still use the term "vehicular manslaughter". It's 2021; shouldn't we call it "vehicular human-slaughter"?

It's time for women to finally break through the glass windshield.

If Alcohol can damage-your short term memory?

Imagine the damage Alcohol can do.

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