Tequila Day Jokes
8 tequila day jokes and hilarious tequila day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about tequila day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Tequila Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good tequila day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I've been on a tequila diet...
And I've lost 4 days already
A weird man with a weird condition
The man was never very good at anything.
He had no talents apart from his ability to notice things when he was drunk.
He decided to become a detective.
On his first day he came across a dead body , but he could not make head or tail of the situation.
So he proceeded to ask his colleague , Here's the dead body. Where's tequila ?
I just started the tequila diet and I'm making great progress!
I've already lost 2 days!
It's National Tequila Day.
I wasn't gonna celebrate, but then I thought I'd give it a shot.
Guy walks into a bar…
Guy walks into a bar…
Orders 5 shots of tequila shoots them one after the other.
Bartender says Are you celebrating?
Guy says Yup! Had my first b**...!
Bartender says Congrats! Here is one on the house.
Guy shoots it, says Six shots of tequila and i still can't get the taste out of my mouth
Next day guy comes back to the bar and orders a tall glass of water.
Bartender says What happened, you were in here last night celebrating and having a great time
Guy yeah, I went home last night and blew chunks
Bartender Well, as much as you drank, not surprised
Guy you don't understand, Chunks is my dog…"
Three ducks walk into a bar...
The first duck walks up to the bar and the bartender asks "What's your name, what's your drink, and how was your day?" the first duck replies "My name is Bill, I'll have a rye and coke, and I had a GREAT day! I was in and out of puddles all day! Splashing around, gettin' wet, having fun!"
The second duck walks in. The bartender asks the duck "What's your name, what's your drink, and how was your day?" The duck says, "My name's Joe, I'll have a gin and tonic, and I had a GREAT day! I was in and out of puddles all day! Splashing around, getting wet, having fun!"
The third duck walks into the bar, the barkeeper asks him "What's your name, what's your drink, and how was your day?" the duck looks him dead in the eyes and replies "My name is Puddles, I'll have three shots of tequila, and I don't want to talk about my f**king day."
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant after a day spent roaming around Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's t**... from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy! A special Mexican Cuisine Treat!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
Bull Fighting
>A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Mexico.
>While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table.
>It looked good.
>It smelled good.
>He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
>The waiter replied, "Ah señor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's t**... from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
>The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on holiday down here! Bring me an order!"
>The waiter replied, "I am so sorry señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
>The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
>After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
>The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, señor. Sometimes the bull wins."
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