The Best 4 Tenyearold Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tenyearold jokes. There are some tenyearold door jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tenyearold times puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tenyearold Jokes and Puns

A sex scene came up on the telly.

My ten-year-old son was next to me. I said, "Put your hands over your eyes."

He said, "Why!"

I said, "Just do. I didn't realise these bits made it into the wedding video."

A ten-year-old boy called his school office and disguised his voice.

Speaking with as much baritone as he could muster he said, "Timmy Smith is very sick and he can't come to school today." The school secretary said, "I'm sorry to hear that. Who is this?" And the boy said, "This is my Dad."

What do a Southern pastor and McDonald's have in common?

They both like to stick their meat in between ten-year-old buns.

The school principal is walking along the corridor

and sees a ten-year-old strolling in the opposite direction, smoking a cigarette and drinking beer from a bottle.

The principal is outraged and cries out:

— What's going on here? Why aren't you at class? And how dare you smoke and drink alcohol at school? What class are you from?

The kid calmly blows smoke into the principal's face and says:

— Bourgeoisie.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tenyearold slightly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tenyearold tension piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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