Tenyearold Jokes
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?
A play on words.
A ten-year-old boy called his school office and disguised his voice.
Speaking with as much baritone as he could muster he said, "Timmy Smith is very sick and he can't come to school today." The school secretary said, "I'm sorry to hear that. Who is this?" And the boy said, "This is my Dad."
A s**... scene came up on the telly.
My ten-year-old son was next to me. I said, "Put your hands over your eyes."
He said, "Why!"
I said, "Just do. I didn't realise these bits made it into the wedding video."
Underage drinking is a big issue in my house.
My son is drinking whisky that's only aged for two years.
Honestly, he's the dumbest ten-year-old I've ever met.
There's this new young adult novel
I recently heard about this new young adult novel,
in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross-country adventure.
So, I head down to the library to see if they had a copy for my ten-year-old daughter, and
the librarian said that my description rang a bell,
but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
What do a Southern pastor and McDonald's have in common?
They both like to stick their meat in between ten-year-old buns.
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