The Best 54 Tents Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Tents jokes. There are some tents intentse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tents camper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Tents Jokes and Puns
Oh man, I just got back from the most awesome campground orgy.
It was in tents.
A man goes to see a psychiatrist...
"Doctor, I feel like I'm going crazy! It's this constant back and forth: I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. What am I supposed to do!?"
"Relax" Says the psychiatrist, "You're two tents"
How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Hippies only screw in tents.
A guy goes to see the doctor...
He says, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having these weird dreams! Last night I dreamed I was a Tee-pee and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam."
The doctor looks at him thoughtfully and then says, "I think I see your problem. You're two tents."
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents!
What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?
A tents atmosphere
Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office....
stammering over and over "I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam..."
.... The psychiatrist says calmly, "settle down you're too tents (tense)...
What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?
Now is the winter of our discount tents
This joke goes out to all the campers and dolphins in the world.
For all in tents and porpoises, that is.
Weird Dreams
I've been having these weird dreams lately and, disturbed by them, I decide to call up my buddy who works as a psychologist.
He asks me what's wrong and I tell him about the weird dreams, "The first night, I dreamed I was a wigwam. And then the next night I had a dream I was a tipi. What do you think this means, doc?"
There was a brief pause before he replied, "Well, I think you're two tents."
Did I tell you guys about my awesome camping trip?
Yea, it was in tents
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You can't run through a camp ground.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
When going camping you can never run
You have to ran, because it will always be past tents.
Two men were lost in a desert...
Dehydrated and dying, the men see a mirage of hundreds and hundreds of tents up ahead. As they get closer, they realize it's not a mirage, but a huge market.
The men stagger into the marketplace, begging everyone around for water, but the first few tents sell only jelly.
Moving on into the market, the men beg and plead for water but the next tents only sell cake.
As the men move forward they're surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of tents selling icecream only, with no water in sight.
The men finally exit the cluster of tents still dehydrated, and dying.
The first man turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or was that really odd?"
The other man replies, "Yeah. It WAS a trifle bazaar..."
Is it I 'ran' through the campground?
Or...I 'run' through the campground?
Oh right, I ran, because its past tents.
Why does camping never get boring?
Because it's in tents.
Got in a fight with my wife while camping...
It was in tents.
I keep having this reoccurring dream
Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me "Calm down kid, you're two tents.".
A guy goes to his psychiatrist . . .
And he tells him, "doc, something is wrong with me. Every night I fall asleep and I am awakened by one of two alternating dreams; one night I'm a teepee, and the next night I'm a wigwam. You gotta help me, doc, it's driving me crazy!"
The doctor thinks for a minute, then looks up at the man and says, "you're two tents."
I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend.
It was in tents.
What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping?
Intense intents in tents.
How did the homeless man get so buff?
Because his workouts were in tents.
I'll show myself out...
If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping...
It's in tents.
The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....?
Now.. is the winter of our discount tents.
Has anyone been extreme camping?
It's in tents
I went on an extreme camping trip last week...
It was in tents.
Why Do Adrenaline Junkies Go Camping
Because it's in tents.
Camped
Dad: We're going camped tomorrow, and I think we'll go extra deep into the woods.
Son: That sounds really fun, but wouldn't the proper statement be 'we're going camping.'
Dad: Normally, yes, but the verb changes because I'm sure we'll be going past tents.
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and exclaims "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"
Psychiatrist says "Calm down! You're two tents!"
I just went camping for the first time.
It was in tents.
My wife went into labor while we were camping.
It was in tents.
A guy visits his psychiatrist
"Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
How did the hikers know they'd stumbled into a linguist's campsite?
They walked past tents.
Grammar lesson
Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?"
I just saw brokeback mountain
The action was in tents.
My wife brought her make up on our camping trip...
She can be pretty in tents.
I can't relax when I'm camping . . .
It's too in tents.
Having sex while camping is NOT for the faint of heart.
It's fuckin' in tents
The Hardest Day of my Life Was When Our Interior Design Class Went Camping.
It was pretty in tents.
You can't run in a campsite, you can only ran
Because it's past tents
I never go camping with only one other person
It's just two in tents.
Did you know you can't run through a campground?
You can only ran... 'cause it's past tents.
Did you know you can't run in a campground?
You can only ran in a campground, because it's past tents.
Why can't you run in a camping site?
You can only 'ran'. Because it's past tents
Did you know there are tents surviving that Genghis Khan used to sleep in? I just scored one on eBay!
Thought you would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
People think camping is boring,
But I say it's in tents.
How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hippies dont screw in lightbulbs, they screw in tents...
The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with spade-shaped teeth!
The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.
If there's one thing you should know about camping...
...its in tents.
I went 'extreme' camping the other day........
It was in tents.
With our love life no longer feeling passionate, I asked my wife to go camping
It helped. The sex was in tents.
Confused man sees a psychiatrist
A man goes to see a psychiatrist.
"Doc, you gotta help me. I'm a teepee. No wait, I'm a wigwam. No, I'm definitely a teepee. Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm a wigwam. Nah, I'm for sure a teepee. But actually, I'm 100% certain I'm a wigw-...."
"Stop, stop. Just stop right there, I already know what your problem is. You're two tents...."
You cannot RUN through a campsite, you can only RAN through a campsite.
Because it's past tents
Why is camping hard?
Because it's in tents.
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