Tents Jokes
114 tents jokes and hilarious tents puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tents that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Bring laughter to the campground with these two tents jokes! Even if your tepee isn't full of intents, these jokes are sure to have you and your buddies in stitches. Find out the jokey punchlines here!
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Funniest Tents Short Jokes
Short tents jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tents humour may include short camping tent jokes also.
- Is it I 'ran' through the campground? Or...I 'run' through the campground?
Oh right, I ran, because its past tent. - Did you know there are tents surviving that Genghis Khan used to sleep in? I just scored one on eBay! Thought you would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
- my wife and I planned an entire week of camping. After two days, we packed our stuff and went home. We will never do that again! The entire situation was just two in tents.
- I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening...
- If you're a criminal and you go camping with EA, don't forget to bring something to sleep in... ... or they'll make you pay for the extra con tent
- I was talking with a guy and he kept saying "I'm teepee I'm a wigwam." I said " relax man you're two tents."
- Apparently, all the tents from the game of thrones sets are being redecorated for use in a new mini-series on Genghis Khan. I am not sure why anyone is surprised about the recycled Khan tent.
- What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents
- What is the difference between a Yurt and an Igloo? One is a warm tent. The other is a little cooler
- My great grandad used to make fabric booths for clairvoyants and fortune tellers.. He was a con-tent creator.
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Tents One Liners
Which tents one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tents? I can suggest the ones about teepee tent and pitching a tent.
- You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
- I took a pole and found out that 100% of people were angry when the tent fell down.
- I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents.
- I bought a rooftop tent for my Ford SUV I like living on the Edge
- Why is camping hard? Because it's in tents.
- What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere
- People think camping is boring, But I say it's in tents.
- If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents.
- I just got back from a camping trip and I'm so tired. It was in tents.
- Got in a fight with my wife while camping... It was in tents.
- I watched the new thriller about the models who go camping. It's pretty in tents.
- What is a mushroom in a tent? A Campingon.
- I'm planning an exciting trip this weekend, It will be in tents!
- If there's one thing you should know about camping... ...its in tents.
- I can't relax when I'm camping . . . It's too in tents.
Two Tents Jokes
Here is a list of funny two tents jokes and even better two tents puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Grammar lesson Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?"
- I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me "Calm down kid, you're two tents.".
- I never go camping with only one other person It's just two in tents.
- A man describes his dreams to the psychiatrist. Man - "Last night I dreamed that I was a teepee. The night before I dreamed that I was a yurt. What does it mean?"
Psychiatrist - "You're two tents." - Stressed Out A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!
- I went to the doctor, i told them most times i feel like a wigwam but then other times i feel like a teepee. They said I'm two tents.
- Last night I dreamed I was a Teepee, and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam. My wife says I'm two tents.
- I thought my friend was a little camp... ...but he's just two tents.
- I want to make a podcast where two guys go camping and debate the best camping supplies... ...Call it Intense in Tents
- Doctor I'm confused... Patient: sometimes I think I'm a tipi and sometimes I think I'm a wigwam.
Doctor: I see your problem. You're two tents!
Happy Tents Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about tents you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beds jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tents pranks.
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Oh man, I just got back from the most awesome campground o**....
It was in tents.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents!
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You know what they say about b**... on a camping trip...
...it's in tents!
This joke goes out to all the campers and dolphins in the world.
For all in tents and porpoises, that is.
I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models.
It's going to be pretty in tents.
The Past, The Present, and The Future all went camping...
How? They all stayed in seperate tents!
In the shrinks office...
* jack paces around muttering "I'm a wig-Wam; I'm a tee-pee. I'm a wig-wam; I'm a tee-pee." Shrink urges, "you need to take a seat, you're too tents."
* meanwhile the receptionist presses the emergency button because a deranged man walked in wearing nothing but a plastic wrap thong. Shrink asks through the intercom, "why do you think he's deranged?" The receptionist responds, "Doc, I can clearly see he's nuts."
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I went to an adrenaline j**... camping retreat.
It was in tents.
Did I tell you guys about my awesome camping trip?
Yea, it was in tents
You know what they say about moldy tents....
That mold is intense.
Two men were lost in a desert...
Dehydrated and dying, the men see a mirage of hundreds and hundreds of tents up ahead. As they get closer, they realize it's not a mirage, but a huge market.
The men stagger into the marketplace, begging everyone around for water, but the first few tents sell only jelly.
Moving on into the market, the men beg and plead for water but the next tents only sell cake.
As the men move forward they're surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of tents selling icecream only, with no water in sight.
The men finally exit the cluster of tents still dehydrated, and dying.
The first man turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or was that really odd?"
The other man replies, "Yeah. It WAS a trifle bazaar..."
What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
You know why i love hiking?
It is all about the in tents action.
I saw a fight at a campsite yesterday.
It was in tents!
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Did you hear about the Woodstock Killer?
He was charged for m**... within tents.
Why does camping never get boring?
Because it's in tents.
My son can't handle going to camp this year.
It's in tents
Did you hear about the circus performance gone wrong?
The lion tamer was mauled, it was in tents.
My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around
It was in tents
What's a tents favorite kind of meat?
Stakes
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What do you call it when people want to have s**... while camping?
Intense intents in tents.
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How did the homeless man get so buff?
Because his workouts were in tents.
I'll show myself out...
Camped
Dad: We're going camped tomorrow, and I think we'll go extra deep into the woods.
Son: That sounds really fun, but wouldn't the proper statement be 'we're going camping.'
Dad: Normally, yes, but the verb changes because I'm sure we'll be going past tents.
Imagine a horror movie about going camping...
It would be in tents O_O
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Did you hear about the o**... at the Native American reservation?
It was in tents.
I just went camping for the first time.
It was in tents.
One great thing about camping,
it's always in tents
Did you hear about the rain at the campground?
It got in tents.
My wife went into labor while we were camping.
It was in tents.
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What is homeless s**... like?
In tents
You know, camping gear for sea mammals is really versatile.
It works for all in tents and porpoises.
A man on a plane started shouting hysterically:
"I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam!..." nobody could get him to stop. Finally the flight attendant went over to him. She said "calm down, you're two tents."
A man was arrested after planning to kill his friend while on a camping trip....
He's being charged with intense intents in tents.
How did the hikers know they'd stumbled into a linguist's campsite?
They walked past tents.
My son went on a camping adventure with the Boy Scouts group
He told me it was in tents.
My overzealous friends and I were playing hide & seek on our camping trip.
It was really in tents.
Have you seen that movie with the war at the camp grounds?
I don't remember what it's called, but the battle scenes were in tents.
What did the masseuse say to the camping seamstress?
Why sew tents?
Why are my favorite home improvement shows about whole house fumigation?
Because they are in tents.
So, both living in houses and making love with dolphins were just outlawed...
it may be difficult for many, but for all in tents and porpoises, it'll be ok.
I just saw brokeback mountain
The action was in tents.
My friends and I were watching the World Cup during our camping trip
It was in tents.
My wife brought her make up on our camping trip...
She can be pretty in tents.
It only costs 1 penny to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping or dressed as a dolphin...
So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
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Having s**... while camping is NOT for the faint of heart.
It's f**...' in tents
The Hardest Day of my Life Was When Our Interior Design Class Went Camping.
It was pretty in tents.
Did you hear the one about Bigfoot in the campground?
It was in tents
Did you hear about the hostage standoff with the campers?
It was in tents.
I was on a camping trip when the coronavirus outbreak was announced. To try to stop the spread, we stayed in our tents all day. I guess you could say,
the camping trip was in tents.
Have you seen the horror movie about a bunch of campers that get killed?
It's in tents.
Just got back from a camping trip with the family
The days were incredible, but the nights were in tents
Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay!
Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
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How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hippies dont screw in lightbulbs, they screw in tents...
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The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with s**...-shaped teeth!
The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.
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With our love life no longer feeling passionate, I asked my wife to go camping
It helped. The s**... was in tents.
Circus
They just opened a circus in my hometown. I went last Saturday. All I could say is that it was in tents.
I told my therapist about two dreams I had this past week. On Monday, I dreamed I was a teepee. On Tuesday, I dreamed I was a wigwam.
He said, You have to try to relax, It looks like you're two tents.
Did you hear about the bear attack on the campers?
Yea, it was in tents!
Do you think campers are passionate?
Because I often find them in tents.
I went on a camping trip to try to save the dolphins.
It was a waste of time for all in tents and porpoises.
