Tenth Jokes
53 tenth jokes and hilarious tenth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tenth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Celebrate your tenth birthday with laughter! Get ready for some hilarious jokes about turning 8, whiskey, and even hitting the hundredth birthday milestone. These jokes are guaranteed to be a hit with all ages!
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Funniest Tenth Short Jokes
Short tenth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tenth humour may include short ninth jokes also.
- So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie.. Fast10: Your Seatbelts.
- TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree , drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
- Before my tenth birthday, my dad told me I was adpoted I said, "wow really?"
He responded, "Yup pack your stuff they will be here in about twenty minutes" - Why does Mike Tyson use an engineer's tape measure instead of a carpenter's tape measure? Because he finds the experience much more in tenths.
- What's the difference between falling off of the tenth floor and falling off of the first floor? One goes AAAAAAAAAA! Thud
The other goes Thud. AAAAAAAAAA! - What's the difference between falling from the first floor and falling from the 10th floor? First floor: Thump! ...Aaaaaaah!!
Tenth floor: Aaaaaaah!! ...Thump! - What hangs at a man's thigh and is meant to be stuck into a hole all the time? A key.
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This joke was found to have been made in *tenth century England.* - They say every time God closes a door, he opens a window. That's all well and good. But I'm on the tenth floor.
- I tried to make a joke about the time I dropped my baby off a tenth floor balcony. But it fell flat.
- Why did Hercules not want to settle down with a wife and have children? He'd already been through 9 labours and couldn't be arsed to go through a tenth!
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Tenth One Liners
Which tenth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tenth? I can suggest the ones about 10 ten and number 10.
- How do you get nine grandmas to swear? Make the tenth one shout "bingo!"
- Possessio is nine tenths of the word
- Why did the one-fifth go to the masseuse? Because he was two-tenths
- Nine out of ten doctors signed up for a conference The Tenth Doctor didn't want to go
- What should the tenth fast and furious movie be called? Fast 10: Your Seatbelts.
- Why is one-fifth so stressed? Because he is two-tenths
- October tenth is a day that I rate... 10/10
- Did anyone see the questions on that math test? It was in tenths!
- Nine out of ten doctors agree The tenth doctor needs to chill out
- Possession is nine tenths of the law. The remaining tenth is exorcism.
- The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend 10/10
- The lav Is nine tenths of the law
- Today marks my tenth year driving trains Finally, you can call me a superconductor.
- 9 out of 10 men prefer women with a big rack The tenth man prefers the other 9 men.
- There's an american saying: Possessio is nine-tenths of the word
Uproarious Tenth Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about tenth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean top ten jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tenth pranks.
I went to a party with my girlfriend.
I got quite upset because everyone called me a p**... because I was thirty and she was twenty. So finally,I said "That's it baby, we're leaving. I'm not going to let them ruin our tenth anniversary."
p**... in New York
p**... was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop at a busy intersection. The cop stopped the flow of all traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' When everyone had safely crossed the street, he would allow traffic to resume.
The officer had done this several times, and p**... still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, p**... went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across ?'
My friend decided to take up wood working and he heard this joke at his new work place
A joiner makes sure that what he makes fits with the rest down to the tenth of a millimeter.
A carpenter makes sure it fits down to a millimeter.
A mason makes sure it fits down to the centimeter.
If the painter makes it to the right address, it's a good thing.
Choices and Consequences
A man and his wife are having dinner for their tenth wedding anniversary. Suddenly the man bursts into tears.
"What's wrong?" the wife asks.
"I was just thinking," the man says, "about when I asked you to marry me. Your father came to me and said 'I know about all that money you embezzled from work. If you don't marry that ugly daughter of mine, I'm turning you in." The man cries harder as he says "And if I'd turned him down I'd be a free man now!"
A guy walks into a bar
He orders 9 scotches, straight up.
Bartender: "Wow, that's a a lot of scotch. You must be celebrating?"
Guy: "Yes. My first b**...."
Bartender: "Well then, the tenth one is me!"
Guy: "If the first nine don't get the taste out of my mouth, ten won't either."
Went to the pub with my girlfriend and everyone was calling me a p**... because she is 21 and I'm 65...
Totally ruined our tenth anniversary.
So I was trying to get some solid advice on consensual s**... from a police officer.
Apparently 9/10 police officers stated that if you can't say no, it means yes.
The clorophorm didn't work on the tenth officer.
Mike tyson needed to beat his trainer to move up from 11th place in a tournament.
He couldn't beat his trainer because he was in tenth.
A limerick for The Isle of Skye
When I was on the Isle of Skye
I overdid the old Spanish fly
I had a stiff member
From the fourth of December
Till Friday the tenth of July
Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey...
Luke: Yoda, we've been walking for hours! Are you sure that we're going the right way?
Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!
Everyone was calling me a p**...
I'm 47 and she's 20, but the people in the restaurant really ruined our tenth anniversary
Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
The other tenth must be exorcism.
Marriage Anniversaries
A couple on their tenth anniversary went to a restaurant because they liked the wine list.
On the twentieth, they went because it was good for the kids.
On their thirtieth, they went because it was quiet.
On their fortieth, they went because it was wheelchair accessible.
On the fiftieth, they went because they had never been and had heard it was good.
Laziest Of All
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you, he
announced. Will the laziest man please put his hand up?
Nine hands went up.
Why didn't you put your hand up? he asked the tenth man.
Too much trouble, came the reply.
My buddy said, "It's me and my wife's tenth wedding anniversary next weekend, so I thought we could go somewhere really nice together."
I replied, "Sounds good to me! What're you going to tell your wife though!?"
I heard a report!
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently, 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can't stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.
I was told to reciprocate o**... s**....
So I'll be doing it one tenth of a time next week.
Last week I found out my cousin was into underage girls.
I reported him to the feds, but when they arrived on the scene they wouldn't do a thing. They let the freak run free.
Oh well, at least he didn't enjoy his tenth birthday party.
My mom said that every day that has the number "one" in it, we can go on the computer, weird rule, but oh well, I have no choice but to follow it.
The first comes around, I ask my mom if I can go on the computer, she said no. I'm confused now, then the second comes, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh. I ask her again. No, twelfth, nope! I sit on the couch.
I sigh. "Maybe one day I'll get to go on the computer."
My mother replies, "that's the plan."
What's the difference between the first year of marriage and the tenth year?
The first year you want to play "hide the sausage".
The tenth year she actually hides the sausage.
