Tenth Jokes
52 tenth jokes and hilarious tenth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tenth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Celebrate your tenth birthday with laughter! Get ready for some hilarious jokes about turning 8, whiskey, and even hitting the hundredth birthday milestone. These jokes are guaranteed to be a hit with all ages!
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Funniest Tenth Short Jokes
Short tenth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tenth humour may include short ninth jokes also.
- So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie.. Fast10: Your Seatbelts.
- Why does Mike Tyson use an engineer's tape measure instead of a carpenter's tape measure? Because he finds the experience much more in tenths.
- They say every time God closes a door, he opens a window. That's all well and good. But I'm on the tenth floor.
- I tried to make a joke about the time I dropped my baby off a tenth floor balcony. But it fell flat.
- Why did Hercules not want to settle down with a wife and have children? He'd already been through 9 labours and couldn't be arsed to go through a tenth!
- The difference between me and Bill Gates is "th". He makes tens of millions of dollars per year.
I make tenths of millions of dollars per year. - What's the difference between the first year of marriage and the tenth year? The first year you want to play "hide the sausage".
The tenth year she actually hides the sausage. - I thought I'd learn so much at exorcism school Unfortunately possession is nine-tenths of the lore.
- A time-traveling FBI officer informed JFK that the tenth next president of the US would be a reality TV celebrity JFK was mind blown
- A limerick for The Isle of Skye When I was on the Isle of Skye
I overdid the old Spanish fly
I had a stiff member
From the fourth of December
Till Friday the tenth of July
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Tenth One Liners
Which tenth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tenth? I can suggest the ones about 10 ten and number 10.
- How do you get nine grandmas to swear? Make the tenth one shout "bingo!"
- Possessio is nine tenths of the word
- Why did the one-fifth go to the masseuse? Because he was two-tenths
- Nine out of ten doctors signed up for a conference The Tenth Doctor didn't want to go
- Why is one-fifth so stressed? Because he is two-tenths
- October tenth is a day that I rate... 10/10
- Did anyone see the questions on that math test? It was in tenths!
- Nine out of ten doctors agree The tenth doctor needs to chill out
- Possession is nine tenths of the law. The remaining tenth is exorcism.
- The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend 10/10
- The lav Is nine tenths of the law
- Today marks my tenth year driving trains Finally, you can call me a superconductor.
- 9 out of 10 men prefer women with a big rack The tenth man prefers the other 9 men.
- Possession is nine-tenths of the law The maxim of daemon lawyers everywhere
- 9 out of 10 doctors don't recommend death. The tenth is a zombie.
Uproarious Tenth Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about tenth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean top ten jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tenth pranks.
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I went to a party with my girlfriend.
I got quite upset because everyone called me a p**... because I was thirty and she was twenty. So finally,I said "That's it baby, we're leaving. I'm not going to let them ruin our tenth anniversary."
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p**... in New York
p**... was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop at a busy intersection. The cop stopped the flow of all traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' When everyone had safely crossed the street, he would allow traffic to resume.
The officer had done this several times, and p**... still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, p**... went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across ?'
My friend decided to take up wood working and he heard this joke at his new work place
A joiner makes sure that what he makes fits with the rest down to the tenth of a millimeter.
A carpenter makes sure it fits down to a millimeter.
A mason makes sure it fits down to the centimeter.
If the painter makes it to the right address, it's a good thing.
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Choices and Consequences
A man and his wife are having dinner for their tenth wedding anniversary. Suddenly the man bursts into tears.
"What's wrong?" the wife asks.
"I was just thinking," the man says, "about when I asked you to marry me. Your father came to me and said 'I know about all that money you embezzled from work. If you don't marry that ugly daughter of mine, I'm turning you in." The man cries harder as he says "And if I'd turned him down I'd be a free man now!"
There are 10 types of people in the world
Those in the first decile,
Those in the second decile,
Those in the third decile,
Those in the fourth decile,
Those in the fifth decile,
Those in the sixth decile,
Those in the seventh decile,
Those in the eighth decile,
Those in the ninth decile,
And finally, those in the tenth decile.
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Two men wisely spend one dollar..
Two men only have a dollar to spend. They both decide to spend this dollar on a beer. One of them leaves and comes back with a hot dog.
"Why did you buy a hotdog? You were supposed to get a beer!"
"Listen, I'm going to put this hot dog in my zipper. We will go to all the gay bars around here and I'll get down on you. The bartenders and people will love us so much that we will get free beer all night!"
The two men ended up going to 9 bars, getting free beer the whole way. When they get to the tenth bar o**... looks to the other and says..
"Hey, my knees are starting to hurt from getting down on you so much."
The other guy replies, "You think you've got it bad? You lost that hot dog 4 bars ago."
Why is Unidan's current account called UnidanX?
It's his tenth alt account.
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So I was trying to get some solid advice on consensual s**... from a police officer.
Apparently 9/10 police officers stated that if you can't say no, it means yes.
The clorophorm didn't work on the tenth officer.
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I had 10 bottles of r**.......
...the good sort. But my wife forced me to throw away them all.
I took the first bottle, drank a glass and threw the rest on the sink.
Took the second bottle,drank a glass and threw the rest on the sink.
Took the third bottle, drank the rest and threw the glass on the sink.
Took the fourth bottle, drank in the sink and threw the rest on the glass.
Took the fifth glass, threw the cork on the sink and drank the bottle.
Took the sixth sink, drank the bottle and thew the glass on the rest.
The seventh bottle i took the rest and drank in the sink.
Took the glass, drank the rest and threw the sink on the eighth bottle.
Threw the ninth sink on the glass, took the bottle and drank the rest.
On the tenth glass, i took on the bottle on the rest and threw myself on the sink.
Mike tyson needed to beat his trainer to move up from 11th place in a tournament.
He couldn't beat his trainer because he was in tenth.
Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey...
Luke: Yoda, we've been walking for hours! Are you sure that we're going the right way?
Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!
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Everyone was calling me a p**...
I'm 47 and she's 20, but the people in the restaurant really ruined our tenth anniversary
Marriage Anniversaries
A couple on their tenth anniversary went to a restaurant because they liked the wine list.
On the twentieth, they went because it was good for the kids.
On their thirtieth, they went because it was quiet.
On their fortieth, they went because it was wheelchair accessible.
On the fiftieth, they went because they had never been and had heard it was good.
Laziest Of All
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you, he
announced. Will the laziest man please put his hand up?
Nine hands went up.
Why didn't you put your hand up? he asked the tenth man.
Too much trouble, came the reply.
My buddy said, "It's me and my wife's tenth wedding anniversary next weekend, so I thought we could go somewhere really nice together."
I replied, "Sounds good to me! What're you going to tell your wife though!?"
Nine out of ten numerologists agree...
...because a tenth one would ruin the theory.
I heard a report!
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently, 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can't stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.
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I was told to reciprocate o**... s**....
So I'll be doing it one tenth of a time next week.
You know the first nine reindeer—Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc.—but who is the tenth reindeer?
Olive. 🎶 Olive the other reindeer... 🎶
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Last week I found out my cousin was into underage girls.
I reported him to the feds, but when they arrived on the scene they wouldn't do a thing. They let the freak run free.
Oh well, at least he didn't enjoy his tenth birthday party.
My mom said that every day that has the number "one" in it, we can go on the computer, weird rule, but oh well, I have no choice but to follow it.
The first comes around, I ask my mom if I can go on the computer, she said no. I'm confused now, then the second comes, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh. I ask her again. No, twelfth, nope! I sit on the couch.
I sigh. "Maybe one day I'll get to go on the computer."
My mother replies, "that's the plan."
