The Best 39 Tenth Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Tenth jokes. There are some tenth fourth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tenth gulps puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Tenth Jokes and Puns

I went to a party with my girlfriend.

I got quite upset because everyone called me a pedo because I was thirty and she was twenty. So finally,I said "That's it baby, we're leaving. I'm not going to let them ruin our tenth anniversary."

Paddy in New York

Paddy was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop at a busy intersection. The cop stopped the flow of all traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' When everyone had safely crossed the street, he would allow traffic to resume.

The officer had done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across ?'

My friend decided to take up wood working and he heard this joke at his new work place

A joiner makes sure that what he makes fits with the rest down to the tenth of a millimeter.

A carpenter makes sure it fits down to a millimeter.

A mason makes sure it fits down to the centimeter.

If the painter makes it to the right address, it's a good thing.

Tenth joke, My friend decided to take up wood working and he heard this joke at his new work place

Choices and Consequences

A man and his wife are having dinner for their tenth wedding anniversary. Suddenly the man bursts into tears.
"What's wrong?" the wife asks.
"I was just thinking," the man says, "about when I asked you to marry me. Your father came to me and said 'I know about all that money you embezzled from work. If you don't marry that ugly daughter of mine, I'm turning you in." The man cries harder as he says "And if I'd turned him down I'd be a free man now!"

A guy walks into a bar

He orders 9 scotches, straight up.

Bartender: "Wow, that's a a lot of scotch. You must be celebrating?"

Guy: "Yes. My first blow job."

Bartender: "Well then, the tenth one is me!"

Guy: "If the first nine don't get the taste out of my mouth, ten won't either."

There are 10 types of people in the world

Those in the first decile,

Those in the second decile,

Those in the third decile,

Those in the fourth decile,

Those in the fifth decile,

Those in the sixth decile,

Those in the seventh decile,

Those in the eighth decile,

Those in the ninth decile,

And finally, those in the tenth decile.

Went to the pub with my girlfriend and everyone was calling me a pedo because she is 21 and I'm 65...

Totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Tenth joke, Went to the pub with my girlfriend and everyone was calling me a pedo because she is 21 and I'm 65..

9 out of 10 men prefer women with a big rack

The tenth man prefers the other 9 men.

Nine out of ten dentists agree that the tenth one needs to chill out.

What hangs at a man's thigh and is meant to be stuck into a hole all the time?

A key.


This joke was found to have been made in *tenth century England.*

So I was trying to get some solid advice on consensual sex from a police officer.

Apparently 9/10 police officers stated that if you can't say no, it means yes.

The clorophorm didn't work on the tenth officer.

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Mike tyson needed to beat his trainer to move up from 11th place in a tournament.

He couldn't beat his trainer because he was in tenth.

The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend


A limerick for The Isle of Skye

When I was on the Isle of Skye
I overdid the old Spanish fly
I had a stiff member
From the fourth of December
Till Friday the tenth of July

Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey...

Luke: Yoda, we've been walking for hours! Are you sure that we're going the right way?

Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!

Today marks my tenth year driving trains

Finally, you can call me a superconductor.

Tenth joke, Today marks my tenth year driving trains

Everyone was calling me a Pedo

I'm 47 and she's 20, but the people in the restaurant really ruined our tenth anniversary

Possession is nine-tenths of the law.

The other tenth must be exorcism.

October tenth is a day that I rate...


TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree , drinking water is good for children

The tenth doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

Marriage Anniversaries

A couple on their tenth anniversary went to a restaurant because they liked the wine list.

On the twentieth, they went because it was good for the kids.

On their thirtieth, they went because it was quiet.

On their fortieth, they went because it was wheelchair accessible.

On the fiftieth, they went because they had never been and had heard it was good.

Before my tenth birthday, my dad told me I was adpoted

I said, "wow really?"

He responded, "Yup pack your stuff they will be here in about twenty minutes"

Laziest Of All

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you, he
announced. Will the laziest man please put his hand up?
Nine hands went up.
Why didn't you put your hand up? he asked the tenth man.

Too much trouble, came the reply.

What's the difference between falling from the first floor and falling from the 10th floor?

First floor: Thump! ...Aaaaaaah!!

Tenth floor: Aaaaaaah!! ...Thump!

What should the tenth fast and furious movie be called?

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts.

So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie..

Fast10: Your Seatbelts.

A time-traveling FBI officer informed JFK that the tenth next president of the US would be a reality TV celebrity

JFK was mind blown

Possession is nine tenths of the law.

The remaining tenth is exorcism.

My buddy said, "It's me and my wife's tenth wedding anniversary next weekend, so I thought we could go somewhere really nice together."

I replied, "Sounds good to me! What're you going to tell your wife though!?"

I heard a report!

I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently, 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can't stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.

Why did Hercules not want to settle down with a wife and have children?

He'd already been through 9 labours and couldn't be arsed to go through a tenth!

I was told to reciprocate oral sex.

So I'll be doing it one tenth of a time next week.

You know the first nine reindeerβ€”Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc.β€”but who is the tenth reindeer?

Olive. 🎢 Olive the other reindeer... 🎢

Nine out of ten doctors agree

The tenth doctor needs to chill out

Last week I found out my cousin was into underage girls.

I reported him to the feds, but when they arrived on the scene they wouldn't do a thing. They let the freak run free.

Oh well, at least he didn't enjoy his tenth birthday party.

My mom said that every day that has the number "one" in it, we can go on the computer, weird rule, but oh well, I have no choice but to follow it.

The first comes around, I ask my mom if I can go on the computer, she said no. I'm confused now, then the second comes, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh. I ask her again. No, twelfth, nope! I sit on the couch.

I sigh. "Maybe one day I'll get to go on the computer."

My mother replies, "that's the plan."

What's the difference between the first year of marriage and the tenth year?

The first year you want to play "hide the sausage".

The tenth year she actually hides the sausage.

How do you get nine grandmas to swear?

Make the tenth one shout "bingo!"

I tried to make a joke about the time I dropped my baby off a tenth floor balcony.

But it fell flat.

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