Following is our collection of funny Tentacles jokes. There are some tentacles eyepatches jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tentacles antennas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I don't know either but it's in my kitchen please help.
You've got to be squidding me!
Octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brain
Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain
Because then it would be octward.
A quacken
Tentacles
Just squidding!
Senpai.
Bob
Courtesy of my dad last night at dinner 😂
With it's tentacles.
Tentacles!
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Why do they have tentacles? I only count 8
Kick him in the tentacles.
An octopus cause they have tentacles not legs
Man has potato, man trade potato for magic bean.
Magic bean grow into tentacles, rape daughter.
Because even god thinks "Sextapus" sounds ridiculous.
High five!
You give him 10 tickles (tentacles)
Tentacles.
Handicapped.
Ten-tickles... You get it? Because "Tentacles"... Lol squids have Tentacles Hahahah no? Okay sorry
*Drops phone, then proceeds to hang himself"
It has 9 tentacles.
Tentacles.
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