The Best 23 Tentacles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tentacles jokes. There are some tentacles eyepatches jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tentacles antennas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tentacles Jokes and Puns

What has 6 eyes, 16 tentacles and quacks like a duck?

I don't know either but it's in my kitchen please help.

What did the octopus say when he found out his wife had 10 tentacles?

You've got to be squidding me!

What's the difference between a man and an octopus?

Octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brain

Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain

Tentacles joke, What's the difference between a man and an octopus?

It's a good thing that squidward doesn't have two more tentacles...

Because then it would be octward.

What do you call a duck with tentacles?

A quacken

How many tickles does it take to turn on a anime girl?


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and 30 tentacles?


Tentacles joke, What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and 30 tentacles?

Did you know that the octopus is the only sea creature with tentacles?

Just squidding!

What do you call an octopus with no tentacles?


Courtesy of my dad last night at dinner πŸ˜‚

How did the octopus tickle a man ten times?

With it's tentacles.

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?


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Here's what I don't get about octopii

Why do they have tentacles? I only count 8

How do you make an octopus sing an octave higher?

Kick him in the tentacles.

What do you call an octopus without any legs

An octopus cause they have tentacles not legs

I have a Latvian Joke

Man has potato, man trade potato for magic bean.
Magic bean grow into tentacles, rape daughter.

How do you make a squid giggle 10 giggles?

You give him 10 tickles (tentacles)

Tentacles joke, How do you make a squid giggle 10 giggles?

Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6?

Because even god thinks "Sextapus" sounds ridiculous.

What did the cheerful octopus say when he lost three of his tentacles in a terrible accident?

High five!

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles... You get it? Because "Tentacles"... Lol squids have Tentacles Hahahah no? Okay sorry

*Drops phone, then proceeds to hang himself"

How many times should you tickle an octopus?


What do you call an octopus with only seven tentacles?


How can you tell if an octopus is a male?

It has 9 tentacles.

How many arms do an octopus have?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tentacles tentacle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tentacles ent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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