Tentacles Jokes

Funniest Tentacles Short Jokes

Short tentacles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tentacles humour may include short octopus jokes also.

1. What has 6 eyes, 16 tentacles and quacks like a duck? I don't know either but it's in my kitchen please help.
2. What did the octopus say when he found out his wife had 10 tentacles? You've got to be squidding me!
3. What's the difference between a man and an octopus? Octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brain
   Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain
4. It's a good thing that squidward doesn't have two more tentacles... Because then it would be octward.
5. A 90 year old billionaire was dragged into the abyss by the tentacles of a Lovecraftian Old God... It was an elder rich horror.
6. What do you call an octopus with no tentacles? Bob
   Courtesy of my dad last night at dinner 😂
7. What do you call an octopus without any legs An octopus cause they have tentacles not legs
8. Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6? Because even god thinks "Sextapus" sounds ridiculous.
9. What did the cheerful octopus say when he lost three of his tentacles in a terrible accident? High five!

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Tentacles One Liners

Which tentacles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tentacles? I can suggest the ones about claws and octopus up.

1. What has eight arms, two tentacles, and wants to speak with the manager? A Kra-Karen!
2. What do you call a duck with tentacles? A quacken
3. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and 30 tentacles? Senpai.
4. Did you know that the octopus is the only sea creature with tentacles? Just squidding!
5. How did the octopus tickle a man ten times? With it's tentacles.
6. What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle? Octopus Prime.
7. Here's what I don't get about octopii Why do they have tentacles? I only count 8
8. How many times should you tickle an octopus? Tentacles.
9. How can you tell if an octopus is a male? It has 9 tentacles.
10. How many arms do an octopus have? Tentacles.
11. What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
    Tentacles.
12. What do you call a tent with legs? Tentacles
13. Why are octopuses so dangerous? Because they TENTACLE.
14. How do you make an octopus sing an octave higher? Kick him in the tentacles.
15. Why the h**... website couldn't load? Because of a tentacle issue

Fun-Filled Tentacles Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about tentacles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean centipede jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tentacles pranks.