The Best 7 Tensions Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tensions jokes. There are some tensions hummus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tensions sidious puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tensions Jokes and Puns

You want to know what's the toughest part about Thanksgiving dinner at my house?

The sexual tensions

Pornhub is making a big change

Due to rising tensions, Pornhub has decided to change the category 'Masturbation' to 'Equalbation'

My dyslexic support group held a slam poetry competition

Doug got first with a great piece about racial tensions in America.

Anna got second with a touching monologue about women's rights.

I got third by smashing an urn.

Court Comedy

In a courtroom, where tensions are high...

Judge: Order! Order in the court!

Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.


What's the best way to relieve tensions after a long walk in the forest?

Calamine lotion

Oops, 'ten shins'

I've caught you canoodling.

You're really in hot water now.

I can see tensions are boiling.

Perhaps we'd better leave this issue in the pasta tense.

Sieve and let sieve?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tensions feudalism jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tensions gai piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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