The Best 33 Tension Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tension jokes. There are some tension spoke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tension ease puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tension Jokes and Puns

What does a pulley like the best about its position?

It's the center of a tension.

A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?

"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first."

The doctor not knowing what to do stands cluelessly until a tribesman explains to him: " Use the donkey".

The doctor: " what?"

"Yes use it, mount it"

The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc? We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

Dr visits an Indian Tribe

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

Tension joke, Dr visits an Indian Tribe

My wife suggested to spice things up with roleplaying.

I asked her what she had in mind.

Doctor and patient roleplaying she said. I'll be the doctor.

Sounds good to me! I said.

So she went to the bedroom and I waited in the hall.
I knocked on the door and hear her say: Do you have an appointment?

Well, no...

Then please wait in the waiting room

She was building up tension.

I hope my neighbor is okay tho, he had the 1 pm appointment and has been in there for hours now.

I see there is a lot of tension between /u/Waterguy12 and /u/fireguy12 recently...

It's really been steaming up.


One tension plate bumps into another plate...

"Sorry, that was my fault!"

A big city doctor visits an indigenous tribe of only men,

He asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you."
The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey.
The leader of the tribe says "Since you're our guest you get to go first.".
The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey.
15 min pass, then one of the tribeman in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?"
"We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

Tension joke, A big city doctor visits an indigenous tribe of only men,

Pulleys are annoying!!

They are always the center of a tension.

Blind person goes skydiving. How do they know when they'll hit the ground ?

There's less tension in the dog's leash.

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when the wife is pregnant,

Tension is when the girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when BOTH are pregnant!

A man wakes up the mental ward

Relax, sir, you've just had ECT.

What's that?

Electrical shock therapy. After a shock to the brain, you have temporary partial memory loss. Patients often forget about the things that cause them stress and tension, allowing to them to relax and get better.

Okay.

Now that you're awake, I'll call your wife in...

My what?

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Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.

It's always at the centre of a tension.

I hate it when characters come back to life in fiction...

It really removes some tension from the book. That's why I didn't like the bible.

Intensity is inferior to three times as much as tension.

Because I < 3 U.

What do Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump and a pulley have in common?

They all love being the center of a tension.

Why are pulleys despised by all other simple machines?

The have to be the center of a tension.

Tension joke, Why are pulleys despised by all other simple machines?

What do you call tension in the percussion section?

Druma

2 weed smokers were sitting in a room mad at each other,

the tension was high .

As a girl who lifts weights at the gym...

I experience a lot of flexual tension


What did steel say to the concrete?

Don't take too much tension!

I got in a fight with tension

It still Hertz.

Even a Jedi gets the 'force in brain' when using the 'force in strings'.

I think the word is Tension.

The wife and I joined opposite ends of a tug of war

It's created a lot of tension between us

Never give the sum of all forces and the directions of movement to a rope

It just wants a tension.

Why was the kitchen full of awkward sexual tension?

Because the pot never called the kettle back.

I always avoid talking about bungee jumps when meeting new people...

I just find it creates a lot of tension.

Tension at work

Local engineer was fired after building a road over a creak further up stream then planned. Dispite his long years of service, it was a bridge too far.

Why did the bungee jumper hit the ground?

He didn't pay a tension.

It's annoying that masseuses do everything thing they can to be noticed

They're always looking for a tension

We had a lesson about surface tension in science class today.

It was a little over the top.

What do you call the sexual tension between Hillary and Bill Clinton?

The Bern

This morning I woke up and could feel tension mounting.

Tension is the name of my dog.

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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