Tens Jokes

Funniest Tens Short Jokes

Short tens jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tens humour may include short 10 ten jokes also.

1. A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh." The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
   pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"
2. I've posted 9 puns here in this sub but none of them got upvoted. If this one doesn't either, then... ...no pun in ten did
3. bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
4. My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary? A play on words.
5. They say one in ten men are homosexual In my group of friends I'm pretty sure it's Marc. He's really cute
6. How do you get an antivaxxer to shut up? I've been here for over fourteen years, it's been all downhill for the last ten.
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7. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.
8. My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science.
9. A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying.
10. I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all. Turns out I have selfie-steam issues

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Tens One Liners

Which tens one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tens? I can suggest the ones about tenth and ten thousand.

1. The pub is ten minutes from my house... However, my house is two hours from the pub...
2. What did the 0 say to the ten? Thanks for reading my joke.
3. The US has placed 18th for math… It sounds bad, I'm just glad we hit top ten.
4. How do you get a million dollars in crypto investing? Start with ten million.
5. there are ten kinds of people Those who understand binary jokes, and those who don't.
6. How many ants does it take to rent a house? Ten ants
7. Did you know 10% of female deer like Mario? It's one in ten doe
8. My wife is the only one I've been with Everyone else is a nine or a ten.
   ~Dan Mintz~
9. Why are ten year olds wearing shorts vulnerable? They have exposed kidneys
10. The popularity of origami has increased ten fold.
11. CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten? KRISTEN: Sure
    CHRISTEN: Thanks!
    KRIS: Any time!
12. I've submitted ten puns today trying to make the front page no pun in ten did...
13. Ten of my Family Members are Non-Binary Doesn't matter to me though, I love them both.
14. What are the ten greatest years of a woman's life? The ones between 39 and 40.
15. When in comes to peeing, on a scale of one to ten... You're an eight!

Happy Tens Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about tens you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tend jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tens pranks.