Tenor Jokes

• Short Tenor Jokes
• Tenor One Liners
• Tenor Choir Jokes
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Funniest Tenor Short Jokes

Short tenor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tenor humour may include short tone jokes also.

1. After hearing me sing, my music teacher said that I should be tenor. Ten or twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.
2. How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
3. My friend just accepted a position as a singing instructor with a decade-long contract. It's a ten-year tenor tenure.
4. After hearing me sing, my music teacher told me that I should be Tenor. Tenor twelve feet away from her at all times.
5. What's the difference between puberty and musical notes? Not too much. Tenors can't seem to hit either.
6. A tenor dies mid performance ... friends and family say - its ok, he always wanted to go on a high note.
7. I was part of a scientific study on the calming effects of listening to the Three Tenors. I felt great, but was in the control group. It turns out I was listening to Placebo Domingo.
8. A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend:
   Hey, are my puns a tenor what?
9. A boy was singing one day His dad said" hey, that's pretty good, can you sing tenor? Ten or eleven miles away from me"
10. Crossword help please: 9 Across: Pavarotti gets Angry. (5,5)
    Sorry my mistake, that's Tenor Cross.

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Tenor One Liners

Which tenor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tenor? I can suggest the ones about gent and chairman.

1. I just learned how to play both Alto & Tenor Saxaphones. I'm Bi-Saxual!
2. After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her.
3. Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C.
4. What do you call a tenor with erectile problems? Flacido Domingo.

Tenor Choir Jokes

Here is a list of funny tenor choir jokes and even better tenor choir puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend was looking for a new tenor for her choir. Popped out to an ATM to get her just what she needed.

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Tenor Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about tenor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean treble jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tenor pranks.