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Tennis Shoe Jokes

7 tennis shoe jokes and hilarious tennis shoe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tennis shoe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Tennis Shoe Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good tennis shoe joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How many magazines do you need to buy to get a pair of tennis shoes?

Ten issues.

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker. :)

What do sneeze attacks and runners both have?

Tennis shoes

It seems like I only have s**... with girls in high heels...

Probably because the ones in tennis shoes run too fast.

My 5 year old always begs me to take her to the dog park...

She loves playing with them and giving them treats. But the whole time I'm filled with dread. My hands start sweating. I feel anxious and nauseous. That despite her laughter and joy my whole day will be utterly ruined. I finally saw a psychiatrist who diagnosed me with PTSD.
Pooon Tennis Shoe Disorder

Why was the elephant wearing one yellow tennis shoe?

He forgot to lift his leg.

I had to get new tennis shoes this weekend

my old ones were pretty run down

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