Tennis Player Jokes
92 tennis player jokes and hilarious tennis player puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tennis player that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Tennis Player Short Jokes
Short tennis player jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tennis player humour may include short tennis match jokes also.
- My girlfriend told me love means nothing to her That's what I get for dating a tennis player.
- You should never get into a relationship with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
- Don't ever get into a romantic relationship with a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.
- How many tennis players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What?!? It's out? That's totally in.
- They say Federer is the greatest tennis player in Grass Court and Nadal for Clay Court. How about for Djokovic? Federal Court.
- Never get in a serious relationship with a tennis player. Because love means nothing to them.
- A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him. Hey what's all that in your pocket?
He says It's tennis balls
Well, if it's anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful! - Tennis players are the most heartless kinds of people. Because to them, love means nothing.
- I was cheated on by a tennis player... Should've seen it coming. Love means nothing to them.
- My first girlfriend was a tennis player, and she broke my heart... It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Tennis Player One Liners
Which tennis player one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tennis player? I can suggest the ones about tennis and soccer player.
- I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend Love meant nothing to her
- What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing
- You know why you should never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them.
- Never date a tennis player.. Love means nothing to them.
- Why should you never marry a tennis player ? Because love means nothing to them.
- Why do tennis players not ever get married? They think that love means nothing.
- Why don't tennis players ever get married? Because love means nothing to them.
- Why can't tennis players ever find happiness? Because love means nothing to them.
- Two tennis players got into a shouting match. They made quite a racket.
- Tennis players grunt too much when they practice... There's no need for all that racket.
- Who are the least romantic athletes? Tennis players.
Love means nothing to them. - You should never date a tennis player. To them, love means nothing.
- Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
- Did you hear about the tennis player who lost her finger? I heard she plays ninenis now
- Hear about the tennis players that didn't score? Ya, well, they still made love
Hilarious Tennis Player Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about tennis player you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tennis court jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tennis player pranks.
Why is a tennis game a noisy game? Because each player raises a racket.
Why are fish never good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net.
How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb? "
What do you mean it was out, it was in!"
Why are spiders great tennis players? Cause they have great topspin.
You must be a tennis player...
Because love means nothing to you!
Why do tennis players have cold hands?
They have bad mittens.
Which professional tennis player masturbates the most?
Andy Rawdick
I made the love of live choose between me and her dream of being a professional athlete...
She left me and became a famous tennis player, I should have known love meant nothing to her.
Tennis players are haters.
Love means nothing to them.
What's a tennis players favourite drink?
Orange Deuce
For a tennis player, what is the perfect crime?
Racketeering
LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players
Love means nothing to them
What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?
The Back Hand
Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?
He was making a racket.
What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?
Novak Djokovic
How do tennis players prefer their steak?
Wimbledon and nicely served.
What did the tennis player say to his girlfriend?
"I zero you."
Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player?
He's a big server.
How do tennis players decide who serves first?
By having s**...... First come first serve
Why would tennis players be good at working in restaurants?
Because they're good servers
Did you hear those loud tennis players last night?
They were causing quite the racket.
I always wondered why there is such a high rate of divorce among tennis players
Then I realized love means nothing to them.
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
I read that joke in 1998 in an SI for Kids magazine and it literally is the only joke I can tell from memory.
Why don't relationships for tennis players ever work out?
Because love means nothing to them
I hate the noises tennis players make
Absolute racquet
Girl, are you a tennis player?
Cause your love means nothing to me.
I'm surprised there are not a lot of Jewish tennis players.
After all, Moses served in Pharaoh's court.
What is love?
Poets say it's everything. Tennis players say it's nothing.
What did the tennis player say to her husband when he forgot her age?
"Thirty, love."
What do hippies and bad tennis players have in common?
They both love all
UNFAITHFUL WIVES
A man is talking to his friend "I think my wife is being
unfaithful to me. And I think she's going out with a tennis
player."
The friend asks "Tennis player? Why?"
"Because", answers the other, "I found a racquet under our bed".
The friend thinks for some seconds and says "Gee, I think then
my wife is being unfaithful to me with a horse".
"A horse?? How come? Why??"
"Because I found a jockey under our bed."
Have you heard of the tennis player who's opponent was swallowed by an earthquake?
He won by da fault.
Why did the tennis players only wear one glove?
Cause he had a bad mitten!
What do you call an old school Italian tennis player?
A racketeer
What did the tennis player say when a girl asked what his age was ?
40 love.
"You're The Only Love For Me", My Girlfriend Told Me...
I was so happy, but then I remembered that she was a tennis player.
Hear about that tennis player who died recently?
He died doing what he loved.
I had to tell the two tennis players to keep it down.
They were making a racket.
I was heartbroken when I left my tennis-player girlfriend
But unfortunately, we had very different definitions of love.
Why do tennis players love vending machines?
Because they don't have to wait to for their food to be served.
Why are tennis players always hugging?
Because they always start their matches at love all
(A joke from my Alexa)
My tennis career has taught me that I can be the best basketball player ever
Nothing but net
It must be hard to date a tennis player
To them, love means nothing
Dating a tennis player is horrible...
Love means nothing to them!
Never marry a tennis player...
...because love means nothing to them.
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Good luck to everyone at the US Open!
If a tennis player can get tennis elbow
Does that mean a gynecologist can get tunnel vision?
Ever Date a Tennis Player?
Remember Love means nothing to them.
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?
Tunnel Vision
What was the name of that very calm Russian tennis player?
Oh yeah, I got it - Panikova!
Why do tennis players s**... at relationships?
Because love means nothing to them.
I once dated a tennis player, but it didn't work out...
...it turned out love meant nothing to her.
Some Swedish tennis players come into this world born human, some born machine ...
and some bjorn borg.
