Tennis Player Jokes
81 tennis player jokes and hilarious tennis player puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tennis player that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Tennis Player Short Jokes
Short tennis player jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tennis player humour may include short tennis match jokes also.
- My girlfriend told me love means nothing to her That's what I get for dating a tennis player.
- You should never get into a relationship with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
- How many tennis players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What?!? It's out? That's totally in.
- They say Federer is the greatest tennis player in Grass Court and Nadal for Clay Court. How about for Djokovic? Federal Court.
- Never get in a serious relationship with a tennis player. Because love means nothing to them.
- A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him. Hey what's all that in your pocket?
He says It's tennis balls
Well, if it's anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful! - I was cheated on by a tennis player... Should've seen it coming. Love means nothing to them.
- My first girlfriend was a tennis player, and she broke my heart... It was like love meant nothing to her.
- My tennis career has taught me that I can be the best basketball player ever Nothing but net
- I always wondered why there is such a high rate of divorce among tennis players Then I realized love means nothing to them.
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Tennis Player One Liners
Which tennis player one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tennis player? I can suggest the ones about tennis and soccer player.
- I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend Love meant nothing to her
- What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing
- Two tennis players got into a shouting match. They made quite a racket.
- Tennis players grunt too much when they practice... There's no need for all that racket.
- Who are the least romantic athletes? Tennis players.
Love means nothing to them. - Did you hear about the tennis player who lost her finger? I heard she plays ninenis now
- Hear about the tennis players that didn't score? Ya, well, they still made love
- It must be hard to date a tennis player To them, love means nothing
- I hate the noises tennis players make Absolute racquet
- What was the name of that very calm Russian tennis player? Oh yeah, I got it - Panikova!
- Ever Date a Tennis Player? Remember Love means nothing to them.
- Why are fish never good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net.
- Why is a tennis game a noisy game? Because each player raises a racket.
- What is love? Poets say it's everything. Tennis players say it's nothing.
- For a tennis player, what is the perfect crime? Racketeering
Hilarious Tennis Player Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about tennis player you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tennis court jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tennis player pranks.
How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb? "
What do you mean it was out, it was in!"
Why are spiders great tennis players? Cause they have great topspin.
How did the female tennis player react to sexist innuendo at the French Open?
She blew a Gasquet.
Why do tennis players have cold hands?
They have bad mittens.
I made the love of live choose between me and her dream of being a professional athlete...
She left me and became a famous tennis player, I should have known love meant nothing to her.
What's a tennis players favourite drink?
Orange Deuce
Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?
People said she was making too much of a racket.
What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?
The Back Hand
Shout out to bad tennis players
Who is the funniest tennis player?
Djokovic
What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?
Novak Djokovic
How do tennis players prefer their steak?
Wimbledon and nicely served.
What did the tennis player say to his girlfriend?
"I zero you."
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Who is the hottest female tennis player among the corns.
Anna **Corn**ikova!
Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player?
He's a big server.
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How do tennis players decide who serves first?
By having s**...... First come first serve
Why would tennis players be good at working in restaurants?
Because they're good servers
Did you hear those loud tennis players last night?
They were causing quite the racket.
How do tennis, basketball, and volleyball players settle a fight?
They take it to court.
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
I read that joke in 1998 in an SI for Kids magazine and it literally is the only joke I can tell from memory.
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Girl, are you a tennis player?
Cause your love means nothing to me.
I'm surprised there are not a lot of Jewish tennis players.
After all, Moses served in Pharaoh's court.
I'm suing a tennis player!
I'll see them in court!
How did the tennis player lose wimbledon and his wife?
His backhand was too hard.
What did the tennis player say to her husband when he forgot her age?
"Thirty, love."
What do hippies and bad tennis players have in common?
They both love all
UNFAITHFUL WIVES
A man is talking to his friend "I think my wife is being
unfaithful to me. And I think she's going out with a tennis
player."
The friend asks "Tennis player? Why?"
"Because", answers the other, "I found a racquet under our bed".
The friend thinks for some seconds and says "Gee, I think then
my wife is being unfaithful to me with a horse".
"A horse?? How come? Why??"
"Because I found a jockey under our bed."
Have you heard of the tennis player who's opponent was swallowed by an earthquake?
He won by da fault.
Why do tennis players hate serving on military time?
Because they hate when it's 15:40!
Why did the tennis players only wear one glove?
Cause he had a bad mitten!
What do you call an old school Italian tennis player?
A racketeer
What did the tennis player say when a girl asked what his age was ?
40 love.
"You're The Only Love For Me", My Girlfriend Told Me...
I was so happy, but then I remembered that she was a tennis player.
Hear about that tennis player who died recently?
He died doing what he loved.
I had to tell the two tennis players to keep it down.
They were making a racket.
I was heartbroken when I left my tennis-player girlfriend
But unfortunately, we had very different definitions of love.
Why do tennis players love vending machines?
Because they don't have to wait to for their food to be served.
Why are tennis players always hugging?
Because they always start their matches at love all
(A joke from my Alexa)
Never marry a tennis player...
...because love means nothing to them.
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Good luck to everyone at the US Open!
If a tennis player can get tennis elbow
Does that mean a gynecologist can get tunnel vision?
Some Swedish tennis players come into this world born human, some born machine ...
and some bjorn borg.
