Tennis Ball Jokes
67 tennis ball jokes and hilarious tennis ball puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tennis ball that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tennis Ball Short Jokes
Short tennis ball jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tennis ball humour may include short golf ball jokes also.
- My friend, who noticed a bulge in my pocket says "What's that"? I said "Golf ball". He says "Oh man, that must hurt! I had tennis elbow once."
- A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him. Hey what's all that in your pocket?
He says It's tennis balls
Well, if it's anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful! - The employees play basketball or soccer Department directors play tennis. CEOs play golf!
The higher the position, the smaller the balls... - What is the difference between a tennis ball and the Prince of Wales? One is thrown in the air, and the other is heir to the throne.
- I'm on a customer help live chat right now and the message tone sounds like someone hitting a tennis ball. Now that's service.
- My dad told me that on their walk today my dog was able to retrieve a tennis ball that landed 2 miles away Sounds far fetched
- As a tennis ball falls off a table, a golf ball shouts a question, "Are you going to be ok?" The tennis ball replies, "Of course. I'll bounce back."
- My grandmother didn't approve of me working at the nudist tennis club. But you should have seen her face when I told her I'd been promoted from ball boy to head of staff.
- Pope came to the balcony and said "Love All" People were ecstatic. then he threw a tennis ball in the crowd and said 15-love
- I was staring at a tennis ball, wondering why it was getting larger and larger. And then it hit me.
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Tennis Ball One Liners
Which tennis ball one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tennis ball? I can suggest the ones about tennis racket and soccer ball.
- A tennis ball walks into a restaurant.... a waiter asks: "Have you been served?"
- I went to a busy bar last night dressed as a tennis ball I got served straight away.
- I just returned my pet hamster. I'm starting to think we should have used a tennis ball.
- What can you serve but not eat? A tennis ball.
- A tennis ball walked into a bar It was served right away
- Tennis would be way more exciting if they used dogs for ball boys.
- I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a tennis ball. I got served straight away.
- What can be served but not eaten? A tennis ball.
- Went to a fancy dress party dressed as a tennis ball Got served first every time
- Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
- Imagine being a tennis ball. People applauding because you got hit really hard.
- Why did the tennis ball go to jail? Because it got framed.
- What did the tennis ball say at the end of practice? Let's bounce.
- What's the worst thing about bad service? I don't know, ask a tennis ball.
- I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Uplifting Tennis Ball Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about tennis ball you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tennis jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tennis ball pranks.
Me: "Hey did you buy '100 Count Tennis b**...' from Amazon?"
Wife: "No."
Dog: Pretending to read newspaper.
An old favorite for this festive day
A woman wakes up in a hospital bed to find that she's been in a coma after a car accident. She sees a doctor next to her and quickly asks him, Where is my son? He was really good at soccer, and had a long career ahead of him."
The doctor replies, I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg. He won't be able to kick a soccer ball any more.
The woman asks about her daughter. Doctor, where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at the US Open.
The doctor says, Sorry but in the accident she lost her arm and she won't be able to pick up a racket any more.
She begins to cry.
Doctor, asks the woman, how long have I been in this coma?
The doctor replies, Six months.
So what's the date? asks the woman.
April 1st, says the doctor.
The woman begins to laugh So you were joking then, were you?
Doctor: YES… they both died on impact.
The Psychic
Fearing her marriage is crumbling, a middle-aged woman visits a highly respected psychic renown for the accuracy of her predictions.
In a dark and hazy room, she tells the psychic of her fears and growing unhappiness.
The mystic peers into her crystal ball, then looks at the woman and delivers the grave news: "There's no easy way to say this... Your husband is planning to move all of the money in your joint account to an offshore bank, then file for divorce and marry his tennis instructor." She sighs heavily, peers again into the crystal ball, then gasps. "Wait!" she says. "You must prepare yourself. Before he can do these things, he will die a violent and horrible death."
Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the psychic's lined face, then at the crystal ball, then down at her hands. She takes a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply has to know.
She meets the fortune teller's gaze, steadies her voice, and asks: "Will I be acquitted?"
A woman wakes up in a hospital bed to find that she's been in a coma after a car accident.
She sees a doctor next to her and quickly asks, "Where's my son? He's really good at soccer and has a long career ahead of him."
The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry- in the accident he lost his leg. He will not be able to kick a soccer ball any more."
Getting anxious, the woman asks about her daughter. "Doctor, where is my daughter? She's a tennis prodigy, and will likely win the US Open one day!"
The doctor says, "Sorry, but in the accident she lost her arm and will not be able to pick up a racket ever again."
The woman begins to cry.
"Doctor, how long have I been in this coma?"
"About a month," he replies.
"So what's the date?" asks the woman.
"April 1st," the doctor says, grinning.
The woman begins to laugh. "Ha, so you were joking all along, weren't you?"
Chuckling, the doctor says, "Yep! They both died on impact!"
I went to a f**... the other day, my friend died after being hit on the head by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
Age and sport
Men at 26 plays football,
Men at 40 plays tennis,
Men at 60 plays golf,
have you noticed every time you get older
your ball gets smaller
Ffs it was looking forward to this tube of pringles
But there's only three in here and they're all tennis ball flavour.
I've just got back from a f**... of a friend who was killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
An old man walks into a bar...
...and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a tennis ball.
"I have to ask, sir," says the bartender. "Without sounding rude, what happened to your head?"
The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have s**... with the mermaid."
"That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?"
"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have s**..., so I asked her if I could just have a little head... ."
Just returned from my Friends f**.....
He died from being hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
I was at the tennis court and I saw a tennis ball
It kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me
I got this invention idea for a dog toy that throws a tennis ball about a quarter of a mile
I know it sounds a little far fetched but...
A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise, so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing.
"It's going fine," the manager said. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says, "To the corner! Backhand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"
"Really? What happens then?" the woman asked enthusiastically.
"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!'"
What happens when the ball hits the net while serving in Table Tennis?
they shout "reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
A man is jogging along the road when he find an absolutely pristine tennis ball on the ground.
It doesn't seem to belong to anyone. So he picks it up and puts it in his pocket.
While waiting at a cross walk another man notices the bulge and asks "What is that?"
"A tennis ball" he replies.
"Oh, that must hurt a lot! I once had a Tennis Elbow"
2 Guys walk out of the gym together.
The first guy has a big bulge near his pocket. The second guy points at and and asks what it is.
"Tennis ball."
The second guy makes a face like he's thinking, and then says "Well I had tennis elbow once..."
Dog Years Are b**...
Dog years are b**.... My dogs 10 and she still chases tennis b**... when I throw them. When my grandma was 70 and I threw a tennis ball and told her to get it she smacked me in the head and walked away muttering.
Two guys are chatting at the gym, and the first guy says to the second "what's that bulge in your pants?"
The second guy replies: "Tennis ball."
The first guy thinks about it for a second and says, "ouch. I had tennis elbow once."
After a two year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your b**... become.
So a guy decides to walk to the bar by strolling across an adjacent golf course.
So a guy decides to walk to the bar by strolling across an adjacent golf course. As he walks he picks up stray b**... and stuffs them in his pants pocket. Later, seated at the bar he notices the lady next to him staring at the huge bulge in his pants. "Golf b**...," he explains. "You poor man," the lady exclaims. "And here I thought my tennis elbow was bad."
A man gets on a bus, with both his front pants pockets filled with golf b**...
He sit's down next to a beautiful blonde woman.
The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his obviously bulging pants.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he turns to her & says, It's golf b**....
The blonde looked at him compassionately and said:
Oh you poor thing. I bet that hurts a whole lot worse than tennis elbow
The Corporate Ladder
A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF
CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your b**... become
A man walked into a bar.
A man walked into a bar with both of his front pockets full of golf b**... & sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him & his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "Its golf b**...".
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
There's a tennis court on top of a skyscraper in my city
Takes a lot of b**... to play there.
The Story of Creation as told by Dog
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy, and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
Eastern European Charade
I am stuck between Russia and Poland.
I am getting hit very violently.
Yellow is one of my two colors.
What am I ?
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**A tennis ball in Dubai Semi Final**
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I just got back from my mates f**...
He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball
It was a lovely service
Sport b**...
At age 25 men play basketball
At age 40 men play tennis
At age 60 men play golf
The moral of the story is the older you get the smaller your b**... get