Tennessee Jokes
59 tennessee jokes and hilarious tennessee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tennessee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a collection of funny jokes about the great state of Tennessee! From football rivalries to funny jokes about the weather, dive into a Southern state of laughter with jokes about Tennessee, Oklahoma, Nashville, and more!
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Funniest Tennessee Short Jokes
Short tennessee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tennessee humour may include short tornado jokes also.
- If a man and a woman get married in Tennessee then move to Texas and get divorced… Are they still brother and sister?
- What do a tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? Someone's going to lose a mobile home
- What do hurricanes and a Tennessee divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
- If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags," and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," then... what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
- When I was young man I met a girl in Tennessee turned out she was a moonshiners daughter. That was a long time ago.. But I love her still.
- If you marry a woman in Tennessee, but divorce her in Kentucky... ... is she still your sister?
- I used to date someone from Albania, Viet Nam, Turkey, Morocco, Trinidad and Tobago, Russia, Tennessee, Tunisia, and China Too many red flags
- What does a divorce and a tornado in Tennessee have in common? They both mean someone's fixin ta lose a trailer
- How are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the same? Someone's going to loose a trailer
- My mom, who lives in Tennessee, always complains to me about all the chiggers there. I was not aware there were any black Chinese.
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Tennessee One Liners
Which tennessee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tennessee? I can suggest the ones about southeast and earl.
- What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee.
- You know what's better than Tennessee? Elevennessee.
- What did Tennessee? Same thing Arkansas
- Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because your teeth are missing.
- Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like your parents were siblings.
- What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkensaw.
- Anyone wanna road trip to Tennessee? I hear Gatlinburg is pretty lit
- Serena Williams' nickname should be... Tennessee Williams
- Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because you're on fire right now.
- What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee
- What's so great about being in Tennessee today? I'm seeing triple
- Hey are you from Tennessee? Because you have a very strong accent.
- Anyone hear my hot new mixtape? I dropped it down in Tennessee.
- Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you are on fire! (sorry)
- Apple should make the iPhone XS in... Tennessee
Tennessee Football Jokes
Here is a list of funny tennessee football jokes and even better tennessee football puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck. - Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a u**... test... I guess you might say u**... or your out.
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What funny jokes about tennessee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tennessee pranks.
My friends are real jerks. I was excited to text that I landed a full scholarship to the Southern Tennessee Forensics University
And they all wrote back s**....
Dear Abby
My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a v**....
Is my brother gay?
Pentagon Contract
A contractor arrives home from Washington, D.C. and proudly tells his wife that he's gotten the contract to fix a cracked walkway into the Pentagon.
Two other contractors showed up to bid on the job, he explained to her. One was from Minnesota, the other from Tennessee. All three of us went to the Pentagon with an official to examine the cracked walkway.
The Minnesota contractor took out a tape measure, did some measuring, then worked some figures with a pencil.
'Well,' he said, 'I can do the job for about $9,000: $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew, and $1,000 for me.'
The Pentagon official told him to write up his bid and send it in for consideration.
The Tennessee contractor then did the same, measuring and figuring, and then he said, 'I can do this job for $7,000. $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew, and $1,000 for me.'
The Pentagon official told him to write up his bid and send it in for consideration.
I didn't measure anything. I just pulled the Pentagon official aside and whispered, I can do the job for $27,000.
The official was incredulous and said, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such an incredibly high figure?'
I whispered, '$10,000 for you, $10, 000 for me, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the walkway.
Tennessee Joke
Two guys are hunting in the woods one day and they get to arguing about a set of tracks they had spotted, "Them is deer tracks," one says. The other, "No them's bear tracks!" Back and forth for about an hour... Then they get hit by the train.
A man in Tennessee was arrested for attempting to have s**... with an ATM.
Even worse, he received a penalty for early withdrawal.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look like an i**... r**....
Hey girl are you from Tennessee?
Because I was wondering if you'd still be interested in me if I wasn't your cousin
FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say "may day"
remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, "hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"
Why do black people prefer Hennessey to Jack Daniel's?
Hennessey isn't made in Lynchburg, Tennessee.
A man from Tennessee takes his daughter to the doctor and tells the doctor his daughter need birth control.
The doctor asks, "How old is she?"
He replies, "15."
"And she's s**... active," the doctor asks.
The man replies, "Naw, she just lays there like her mother."
Hey baby, are you from Tennessee?
Cause you look extremely i**...
Most people in Tennessee don't think climate change is real..
But it's not really an educated opinion. Think about it, most labs here have the word m**... in front of it.
How are tornados and a Tennessee divorce alike?
In either one, someone's going to lose a trailer home.
Why are murders so hard to solve in Tennessee?
Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
Why is a toothbrush called a TOOTHbrush and not a TEETHbrush?
It was invented in Tennessee
Some people don't know which American state puns are terrible, and which ones good.
I Tennessee the difference, though.
Tennessee man accused of dipping t**... in customers salsa.
I'm sure j**... Lee Lewis wrote a song about that.
There's a reason they call it "March Madness".
A Duke fan, a Kentucky fan, and a Tennessee fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most.
The Tennessee fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells This is for the Vols! and jumps off the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the UK fan next professes his love for his team. He screams This is for the Cats! and pushes the Duke fan off the mountain.
Was driving through downtown Pigeon Forge and dropped this one…
So Pigeon Forge, Tennessee (US), is a HUGE tourist trap. We're talking zip lines, roller coasters, Ripley's Believe it or Not museum, Ferris wheels, life sized King Kong, etc.
Anywhoo, I was driving the family through this insanity when my wife pointed out a building to the kids and said look at that one with all the giraffes on top! I wonder what that is! Without missing a beat I said, Welcome, to Giraffic Park! And hummed the theme song while navigating through a left hand turn. I was proud and laughed out loud at my own joke. My 7 year old loved it.
