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And they all wrote back STFU.
My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin.
Is my brother gay?
A contractor arrives home from Washington, D.C. and proudly tells his wife that he's gotten the contract to fix a cracked walkway into the Pentagon.
Two other contractors showed up to bid on the job, he explained to her. One was from Minnesota, the other from Tennessee. All three of us went to the Pentagon with an official to examine the cracked walkway.
The Minnesota contractor took out a tape measure, did some measuring, then worked some figures with a pencil.
'Well,' he said, 'I can do the job for about $9,000: $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew, and $1,000 for me.'
The Pentagon official told him to write up his bid and send it in for consideration.
The Tennessee contractor then did the same, measuring and figuring, and then he said, 'I can do this job for $7,000. $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew, and $1,000 for me.'
The Pentagon official told him to write up his bid and send it in for consideration.
I didn't measure anything. I just pulled the Pentagon official aside and whispered, I can do the job for $27,000.
The official was incredulous and said, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such an incredibly high figure?'
I whispered, '$10,000 for you, $10, 000 for me, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the walkway.
An unemployment line in Tennessee.
Are they still brother and sister?
The same thing Arkensaw.
... is she still your sister?
Two guys are hunting in the woods one day and they get to arguing about a set of tracks they had spotted, "Them is deer tracks," one says. The other, "No them's bear tracks!" Back and forth for about an hour... Then they get hit by the train.
Even worse, he received a penalty for early withdrawal.
Because you look like an inbred redneck.
Because I was wondering if you'd still be interested in me if I wasn't your cousin
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I guess you might say urine or your out.
remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, "hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"
Elevennessee.
Hennessey isn't made in Lynchburg, Tennessee.
They all died in Tennessee
The doctor asks, "How old is she?"
He replies, "15."
"And she's sexually active," the doctor asks.
The man replies, "Naw, she just lays there like her mother."
Because you're on fire right now.
'Cause you are on fire! (sorry)
I hear Gatlinburg is pretty lit
I dropped it down in Tennessee.
Cause you look extremely inbred
I was not aware there were any black Chinese.
But it's not really an educated opinion. Think about it, most labs here have the word meth in front of it.
Tennessee Williams
Someone's going to loose a trailer
Same thing Arkansas
In either one, someone's going to lose a trailer home.
Because your teeth are missing.
Cause you look like your parents were siblings.
Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
It was invented in Tennessee
Well since everyone there spoons, nobody's family tree has a fork.
But I love her still.
Because you have a very strong accent.
I Tennessee the difference, though.
I'm seeing triple
Because you're Tentatively the only 10/10 I see, Tennessee
I'm sure Jerry Lee Lewis wrote a song about that.
A Duke fan, a Kentucky fan, and a Tennessee fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most.
The Tennessee fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells This is for the Vols! and jumps off the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the UK fan next professes his love for his team. He screams This is for the Cats! and pushes the Duke fan off the mountain.
what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Someone's going to lose a mobile home
So Pigeon Forge, Tennessee (US), is a HUGE tourist trap. We're talking zip lines, roller coasters, Ripley's Believe it or Not museum, Ferris wheels, life sized King Kong, etc.
Anywhoo, I was driving the family through this insanity when my wife pointed out a building to the kids and said look at that one with all the giraffes on top! I wonder what that is! Without missing a beat I said, Welcome, to Giraffic Park! And hummed the theme song while navigating through a left hand turn. I was proud and laughed out loud at my own joke. My 7 year old loved it.
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